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Show Intro
A war has been waged. A battleground set. Two
armies will enter the battleground and do whatever it takes to destroy the
other. Each army with their set of leaders (an image of Hawkeye, Nero,
Benjamin, Kincaid, Comet, Violent K, Ryan & Daymon and Diabolic Forces flash on
the screen). Each army with their own Generals.... (Pickstock and
Silver).... Each army with their own Captains.... (Smash and STEALTH) And each
army waging war to prove which will be able to raise their flag at the end of it
all... (Main Frame and Blackout logos) Tonight the war will come to an
end. One will win, one army will lose. In the end nobody will
survive the ULTRA BRAWL!
[“Razorblade" by
Blue October continues as the arena goes of with pyro exploding off
the stage and around the ring. The crowd is seen going nuts with signs
high in the air throughout Reliant Stadium. The music continues as
we join Scott Marchman and John Shaft ringside...]
Scott: 75,000
strong fans welcome you to Ultra Brawl IX!
John: The
war is about to explode here Scott! And I for one cannot wait!.
Scott:
What a night it is going to be. of course we will see that huge
Elimination Tag team Turf War between Main Frame and Blackout!
John: That is going to be huge, but even bigger will be the
Main Event.... The Unification Match between EUWC Champion Hawkeye and the
World Heavyweight Champion Nero! At the end of the night, only one man
will be crowned Champion!
Scott:
Let’s not waste anymore time, let the first match commence! Let's throw it
over to Roger & Keith!
[The screen switches to Keith & Roger at the Blackout
announcer's table.]
Keith: What a night we have from Blackout as our Superstars
get ready to lay waste to Main Frame!
Roger: And I for one cannot wait to see our Tag team
Champions of the World, Diabolic Forces, completely obliterate Daymon and Dan
Ryan!
Keith: But before that, let's throw it up to Shelley for
our opening bout!
EUWC International
Championship Match
Champion - "The Hatchet Man" Violent K vs Jonathan Darkstar - Challenger
(Iron Man" by Black Sabbath starts playing,
and the arena goes dark. As the song reaches a crescendo, the arena lights
slowly go up to reveal Darkstar in the ring, standing behind his opponent.)
Kandi: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the EUWC
International Championship! Introducing first is the challenger, fom Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 295 lbs, Jonathon Darkstar!!
[("Get Ya Wicked On" Thunder noises are heard as
we are given an earthquake type of feeling around the arena. The lights totally
cut to black and the crowd scream and get extremely hyped when a purple
flashlights shine towards the entrance way with mist beginning to emerge. The
purple spotlight fades out and we are in darkness once again. With a moment of
silence, fire blast from either side of the entrance way and dies quickly as
Insane Clown Posse's Murder Rap begins to play through the speakers. The lights
flash with a purple and white effect when Violent K walks out and begins walking
down towards the ring while being given an enormous pop from the crowd. Fans
reach out to touch him and to clap his hand but he is to focused and carries on
staring at the ring. He slides into the ring and makes his way to the top rope
where he throws his arms up into the air.)
Shelley: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at 247lbs.
Representing EUWC Blackout, he is the current EUWC International Champion....
"The Hatchet Man" Violent K!
[The scene opens up in the ring where the ref holds the International
Championship high into the air and walks around the ring. Violent K slaps his
face getting himself pumped up for the match as Johnathan Darkstar glares from
the other side of the ring straight into the eyes of Violent K evilly. The two
of them both smirk at one another looking forward for the match to commence. The
ref hands the title to the outside official and then calls for the bell to
begin. Ding Ding!! Violent K begins bouncing around on his feet to pump himself
up as Johnathan Darkstar runs straight at him and takes him down with a vicious
clothesline!]
Scott: The match has begun and Darkstar has been it known that he wants that
International Championship and is now taking it to Violent K!
Roger: The champ didn’t expect that one; he didn’t know what hit him!
[Darkstar starts off with the advantage as he throws Violent K into the
turnbuckle and then begins kicking him into the gut until he slowly slides down
onto the floor. Darkstar bends down to pick him up but gets a vicious punch from
Violent K sending him back and almost off his feet. Violent K tries to get back
to his feet but Darkstar doesn’t give him chance as he drives a knee straight
into his stomach to send him back down in pain. Darkstar continues his dominance
and continues to look impressive as he drags Violent K away and then locks in a
boston crab. Violent K screams in pain and tries to reach for a rope but
struggles.]
Scott: Wow I never thought I’d see Darkstar take control of Violent K quite like
this. His thoughts must have been towards the International Champion for a long
time as you can see the desire in his eyes as he sends his opponent through the
pain!
Roger: Darkstar has been after this title for a long time now… a year in fact
and the desire just continues to grow and grow and grow.
[The champion finally makes a brave attempt as he spins himself around and kicks
Darkstar away. Darkstar immediately comes running back at Violent K but Violent
K uses his legs to push Darkstar over his head and make him go flipping to the
mat! Darkstar holds his back as Violent K hops to his feet. Darkstar begins to
get to his feet but a shining wizard kick connects to Darkstar to make it known
that the champion is very much back in this match. A scissor kick to Darkstar
sends him to the canvas face first as the adrenaline inside Violent K begins to
grow.]
Scott: Darkstar needs to stop Violent K right now if he wants to win this match!
Roger: That is true; once the adrenaline begins to flow in Violent K he can
become unstoppable. He needs to find a way to slow his momentum down.
[With a bounce into the rope, Violent K takes down Darkstar with a shoulder
tackle and then bounces into the ropes again. Darkstar gets to his feet quickly
and swings for him on the rebound but Violent K ducks and grabs Darkstar by the
neck hitting a devastating neckbreaker. Violent K goes for a cover: 1…2…NO!
Darkstar got a shoulder up and Violent K right back to work on him.]
Scott: Violent K is in complete control here and like he was at the start, it’s
now Darkstar who finds himself in this situation.
Roger: Whoa! Who’s that huge guy with the mask just coming out of the
entrance?!?
Scott: I’m not sure, but holy hell this guy is a big man and he does not look
very happy for whatever reason.
[As Violent K plants his opponent with a bulldog, he then spots the huge being
walking down the ramp and acts surprised as if he knows him. It distracts him
for a couple of minutes, but then he gets straight back into the match and picks
shoves Darkstar between his legs looking to go for a piledriver. Darkstar
escapes and throws Violent K over his head making him crash to the floor. The
man on the outside is now at ringside and bends over looking under the ring for
something.]
Scott: Darkstar has turned the match around, and is looking very impressive but
what the hell is that strange being on the outside doing looking under the ring.
Roger: He looks like a deranged freak; I don’t think its good having him at
ringside at all. If he comes over here then I know for sure I won’t be feeling
too safe. He looks a little confused!
[The masked man comes out and holds a sledgehammer high into the air as the
crowd cheer when seeing the weaponry. Back in the ring Darkstar throws Violent K
into the turnbuckle which he smashes into it hard, and to make the impact worse,
Darkstar then spears him in the corner taking the wind straight out of the
champion. Darkstar then lifts him up on the top rope before getting up himself.
He looks around to the crowd with a sadistic grin on his face as he picks
Violent K up and hits the… DARKSTAR RISING! The masked man on the outside jumps
up and down in excitement as Darkstar feels hurt from connecting the move,
however managed to get an arm over Violent K for the 1…2….3!! Ding Ding!! We
have a new champion!]
Kandi: Your winner by pinfall, and new EUWC International Champion… JOHNATHAN
DARKSTAR!
Scott: It’s been a long time coming but it’s finally come true… Darkstar has
finally gotten himself the International Championship!
Roger: He has done it in a fashion… and looked impressive ever since the bell
rung at the beginning.
[The masked man then gets into the ring with the sledgehammer as Darkstar slowly
rolls out with the title in hand. The man raises the sledgehammer into the air
as he turns his back on Violent K and glares evilly at Darkstar on the outside.]
Scott: I think he’s gunning for Darkstar!
Roger: No he isn’t!!!
[As people think he is gunning for Darkstar, he then turns around and smashes
the sledgehammer straight down towards Violent K! The lights in the arena cut
out so people do not see the aftermath of the sledgehammer shot into the
cranium. A strange noise is heard and then the lights reappear in the arena with
an empty ring and both the masked man and Violent K vanished. Darkstar looks
around confused wondering where they have both disappeared as the crowd look
stunned.]
Scott: What the hell! Where have they both gone!?! One moment the man smashed a
sledgehammer towards his head then the next they were gone!
Roger: I can’t believe what I have just witnessed!
[Darkstar’s music hits the speaker as he walks up the ramp with the championship
in hand.]
Backstage Segment
Matt Pickstock & Buck Naked
Staci -- Matt, tonight's the big night team Main Frame vs team Blackout in
the 10 man tag team elimination bout the entire crowd is waiting for...
Matt -- Could you be any more of a cliche? Seriously Stacy, could you look more
like trash right now? I've got four members of my team and I can't find my
fifth man anywhere. Have you seen Buck?
Staci -- Yeah, he's over there...
(Staci points to a 2007 Dodge Viper sitting in the lot with Buck Naked and the
French Tickler getting out of the car.)
Matt -- OK...you can go...GO!!!!
(Stacy runs off whimpering.)
Buck, the show started 20 minutes ago, where....
Buck -- Where the hell was I? Up yours Pickstock...
Matt -- What? IN case you didn't know you twit, there's 72,000 people out there
waiting to see what's going to happen.
Buck -- That's the best you've got you little bastard. You really don't think I
know what's going on out there? You don't think I hear the snickering from the
guys in the back? "Buck's back...yay...what a joke..." I know what the guys
are saying.
And the best part of my return this time...
I just don't care. Tickler and I are going to the locker room to 'relax'. I'm
going to go out there and lay a beating on anything that moves and then, pray
that I get the one on one match I came for. I spent 8 years looking for this
little bastard, and you guaranteed me that he's mine this time. Right? Our
deal is still on right?
Matt -- Of course it is, you do for me and take out Blackout and you'll get him
tonight, tomorrow, he will be yours until the day you are done with him.
Trust me.
Buck -- Trust you. That's funny. See ya out there boss.
(Buck piefaces Matt out of the way, slings the French Tickler over his shoulder
and walks to the dressing room.)
Texas Bullrope Match
Allister Crowley vs Kenny
(The arena goes red and smoke fills the entry way as
"Ecstasy of Gold" by Metallica plays. Strobe lights flash and out walks Crowley.
He struts to the ring. He looks around the arena and at the crowd as he rolls in
the ring. He climbs the second rope and raises his arms in the air and he awaits
his opponent. )
Kandi: The following contest is the Texas Bullrope Match! Both entrants
will be tied together at the wrists using the bull rope. To be victorious,
one man must hit all four turnbuckles in succession without interruption....
Introducing first from San Diego, California weighing in at 240 pounds here is
Allister Crowley!
The Time is now by John Cena hits the P.A. System and the
crowd stands to their feet and cheers as they wait for Kenny to step out. Kenny
comes out spinning his spinner necklace and flexes his muscles at the beginning
of the ramp. As Kenny walks down the ramp he stops and slaps the ground with
both hands .As he raises them up to the top he quickly throws them down and pyro
comes down the side of the ramp and Kenny continues to walk to the end of the
ramp. At the end of the ramp Kenny throw up the Texas Longhorn sign as he rolls
into the ring. Kenny gets up and gets on a turnbuckle and does his pose the
Diamond. Kenny gets off the turnbuckle and takes off his necklace and gives it
to the ref. Kenny takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd and waits his
opponent to come out.
Kandi: And his opponent, from Killeen, Texas, weighing in at 247 pounds, here is
Kenny!
John: This is going to be good!
Scott: I can't say for sure, but I think this is the first time the EUWC has
ever had a Texas Bullrope Match!
Both men were connected to the bull rope. Kenny kicked Crowley in the gut and
nailed him with right hands and went for a corner but Crowley pulled him back.
Crowley nailed him with a clothesline and then a right hand. Crowley wrapped the
bull rope around Kenny's neck and then Crowley touched one of the turnbuckles,
but Kenny pulled Crowley back and it broke the streak.
Scott: Crowley trying to end this one early here!
John: He doesn't get paid by the hour, and besides, he's already beaten Kenny
once before.
Crowley hit some knees to the head and then nailed another right hand, and
touched the turnbuckle but Kenny stopped him from going to the second. Crowley
knocked Kenny down with a hard right hand and touched the second turnbuckle. For
good measure, Crowley used the cowbell and cracked it across the skull of Kenny,
and managed to get three lights on. Crowley reached for the fourth turnbuckle,
but Kenny pulled on the bullrope forcing Crowley toward him, and Kenny connected
with a hard lariat. Kenny touches the first turnbuckle, and then quickly dashes
to the second one. Crowley started to stir and Kenny leaped for the third
turnbuckle but before he could get there, Crowley hit a drop toe hold breaking
the streak.
Scott: Quick thinking by Crowley there!
Roger: I can't believe Kenny would even attempt that after seeing Crowley up.
Kenny hit a thumb to the eye and then a big boot and then hit some right hands
in the corner. Kenny nailed Crowley with the cowbell and then touched three
corners but Crowley tripped him with the rope before he could touch the final
buckle. Crowley nailed Kenny with the cowbell and then touched three corners but
Kenny rolled to the outside so Crowley couldn't reach the third.
Keith: Smart move by Kenny.
John: Crowley needs to get Kenny back into the ring in order to finish this.
Crowley pulls hard on the bullrope, and it yanks Kenny into the ringpost.
Crowley pulls Kenny into the ring and bodyslams him. Crowley has Kenny on his
back and touched one corner, and then a second and a third but then Kenny nailed
him in the back of the head with the cowbell and we are back to square one for
both men. Kenny nailed a clothesline and then went for another but Crowley hit
him with the cowbell, and then whipped Kenny in the back with it.
Scott: What a hard shot with that cowbell!
Roger: Kenny is busted open! I don't believe this!
Crowley hit the Blood Line on Kenny. Crowley wrapped the rope around Kenny's
neck and then dragged him to the first corner, and tapped it, but Kenny hit it
too. The same happened with the second corner, and Crowley isn't realizing it.
Kenny hits a low blow on Crowley! Kenny then went for the final one and he is
inches away from winning this, but Crowley pulled him in and then hit a spear
and touched the final buckle for the win!
Kandi: Here is your winner, Allister Crowley!!
The ref unties the arm, of Crowley and he raises his hand. Crowley celebrates as
Kenny lay on the mat. Crowley leaves the ring as Kenny staggers to his feet.
Suddenly a masked man hops the barrier and enters the ring. He grabs the
cowbell and levels Kenny with a hard shot to the skull. The masked man
wraps the rope around Kenny's neck and then swings him over the top rope.
Holding Kenny high enough that he is hanging him, the masked man pulls on the
rope as hard as he can. Kenny's arms are flying all over the place and he
is desperately trying to escape. After a few minutes of hanging, Kenny's
arms go limp and he stops struggling. The masked man releases the rope,
and Kenny falls hard to the outside of the ring where officials and EMT's flood
the scene. The masked man grabs the microphone....
“Well, I don’t know about you, but it’s nice to be back
in this ring…doing what is best to me….kicking ass, forgetting to take the time
to record names. In case you have forgotten about me, I am the original ICON
of the EUWC, the Southwestern Legend, the former NWA, LCW and WWA World
Heavyweight Champion, the Ultimate Wrestler, the absolute brawler….I am….”
The man’s phone begins to ring loudly.
“I am….”
Phone continues to ring.
“I…..”
Another ring…the crowd begins to chant “Answer It!!”
He picks up the phone.
“Hello?”
“You don’t know who I am, but let’s get this clear, I
know you and right now, since you opened the envelope in front of that
courthouse…I OWN YOU!!”
The crowd gives a mixed reaction.
Scott: “Who owns the man in the ring?”
John: “Who IS the man in the ring?”
“Nobody owns me. I have been and always been my own
man. You see, I am ….”
"You are mine now…and so is your lady.”
The man in the ring looks confused.
“Now listen and do as I say. Go to the back…you will
receive your instructions later.”
“Nobody tells ….”
“I do now. Now, GO TO THE BACK!”
The connection is ended. The man complies and slowly
exits the ring and walks to the back.
Keith: “What just happened here?”
Roger: “I wish I knew.”
EUWC United States Championship Match
Champion - "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin vs Damien Dante Stone - Challenger
("Click Click Boom" by Saliva begins to play
as smoke shoots up from the entrance of the stage. The fog stops as Damian Stone
stands there on the stage, the crowd going ballsitic as he stands there, with a
smile on his face. He then begins to walk down the isle, stopping on the rampway,
slapping hands with the fans. He then walks to the edge of the ring. He points
to the fans and then slides into the ring. Going over to hard-camera side, he
raises his right hand as pyro explodes over his head.)
Shelley: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the EUWC United
States Championship!! Introducing first - the Challenger, from St. Louis,
Mossouri. Weighing in at 350lbs. Damien Dante Stone!
["The Final
Countdown" By Europe begins to play As "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin emerges
though the entrance way. Slowly he makes his way towards the ring soaking up the
reaction from the crowd. As he approaches the ring he demands the referee to
hold the ropes open as he enters the ring.]
Kandi: And his opponent, representing Main Frame, from the United Kingdom now
residing in Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 243 pounds.. He is the EUWC United
States Champion - “Yours Truly” Adam Benjamin!!!
Benjamin and DDS stare each other down from their corners, while the referee
displays the United States Championship. The bell rings as both men are still
staring and Benjamin has a smile on his face. DDS smirks as well as both men are
about to tie up but Benjamin backs out and goes flexing on the ropes. Just then,
Damien Stone does a taunt that takes the smile off Benjamin’s face. Benjamin
hurriedly ties up with DDS but DDS kicks him in the gut and starts elbowing
Benjamin to the back till he’s his down. DDS hammers away at Benjamin while he’s
down and then starts slapping at Benjamin’s head. The referee pulls him off of
Benjamin. DDS pulls Benjamin up to his feet and starts nailing him with right
hands and Benjamin seems dazed. DDS goes for an Irish whip but Benjamin
reverses, only to have DDS hit him with a powerslam! DDS goes for a quick cover
but Benjamin gets the shoulder up.
Roger: Looks like DDS may have the champ’s number here.
Scott: Well, a Blackout guy would say that.
Keith: We have two former World Champions battling it out here, and I can't wait
to see who comes out on top.
Benjamin tries to retaliate with punches to the gut and bounces off the ropes
for a clothesline, but DDS ducks and hits Benjamin with a neckbreaker! DDS goes
for a sleeper hold but Benjamin scurries his way out of it and gets his feet on
the ropes. DDS has Benjamin up and goes for a vertical suplex but Benjamin grabs
the top rope and holds on. DDS goes for one again but Benjamin picks him up and
tosses him over the top rope but DDS manages to stand on the apron. DDS grabs
Benjamin again and suplexes Benjamin of the ring, while still standing on the
ring apron! Benjamin is out on the floor outside as DDS dives at him with an
elbow drop! The referee, who was previously counting them out, has now come
outside to check on both men. DDS gets up first and picks Benjamin up. DDS whips
Benjamin towards the steel steps but Benjamin goes for a reversal, only to have
DDS kick Benjamin in the gut and take him down with a clothesline! DDS heads
over to the announce team and grabs a TV monitor. He is about to us it on
Benjamin when the referee takes it away from him. DDS is arguing with the
referee which gives Benjamin enough time to recuperate and Benjamin spears DDS
into the barricade!
Keith: Benjamin saves himself from that monitor and may have hit DDS bad.
John: That’s classic Main Frame for you right there.
Benjamin picks up DDS and hits him face first into the barricade. Benjamin
throws DDS over the barricade and into the crowd and hops over as well. Benjamin
hits DDS face first into the front row seats as the fans nearby are on their
feet. Benjamin takes DDS away into the crowd where he repeatedly hits him in
chairs. The referee follows them as Benjamin is taking DDS all the way to the
stage. Benjamin goes to whip DDS into the barricade but DDS reverses and rakes
Benjamin’s eyes. Benjamin staggers right into DDS who picks him up and tosses
him over and into a nearby pop-corn stand! DDS picks up backs of popcorn and
drops all of it on Benjamin’s face. DDS picks Benjamin up and lifts him up in a
stalling suplex position and drops Benjamin with a brainbuster on the floor! DDS
takes Benjamin towards the stage. DDS rams Benjamin’s head on the stage floor
and climbs up himself and hits Benjamin with a dragonrana off the stage!
Scott: MY GOD! Benjamin must be dead by all rights at this point!
John: That’s where we have to see if Mr. United States can survive this.
Scott: Mr. United States?
The referee orders to take this fight back into the ring as DDS brings Benjamin
back into the ring. DDS gets in and goes for a quick cover but it takes the ref
some time to get into the ring and count just a near fall. DDS gets angry at the
ref about this and both start arguing. Benjamin slowly gets up and hits a
shoulder block to DDS from behind, with DDS inadvertently knocking down the ref
as well. DDS goes to Benjamin but Benjamin hits DDS with a low blow and hits him
with a DDT! Benjamin goes for a cover but the referee slowly recovers and goes
for a count 1..2..DDS kicks out!
Scott: Benjamin nearly had him there
Roger: Are you kidding? DDS isn't about to give up that easily.
Both men slowly get back up on their feet as DDS hits Benjamin with a right hand
but Benjamin retaliates with a right hand of his own. Both men exchange rights
until Benjamin gets control and hits him with a few rights and goes for an Irish
whip, but DDS reverses and whip Benjamin across the ropes. DDS goes for a
clothesline but Benjamin ducks and comes back with a flying forearm smash!
Benjamin bounces off the ropes and lands with a quick leg drop! Benjamin picks
up DDS and hits him with a snap suplex and rolls onto DDS and mount punches him.
The referee gets Benjamin off DDS as DDS tries to get up but Benjamin bounces
off the ropes and hits him with a modified bulldog! Benjamin climbs up the top
rope and raises his arms into the crowd and flies off with a moonsault but DDS
gets his knees up and hits Benjamin in the ribs. Benjamin rolls around the ring
clutching his rib. Benjamin tries to get back on his feet but from behind DDS
grabs him and hits a high impact release German Suplex! DDS then climbs up the
top rope and flies off on Benjamin but Benjamin rolls out of the way, but
surprisingly, DDS lands on his feet. DDS waits for Benjamin to turn around and
hits him with the Cyclone Slam! DDS goes for the cover 1..2..Benjamin kicks out!
Roger: DAMN! Almost had a new Champion right there!
DDS cannot believe that Benjamin kicked out of the Cyclone Slam and is angry.
DDS signals the JJE again as he waits for Benjamin to get back up on his feet.
DDS goes for the JJE but Benjamin shoves him away and DDS knocks down the
referee again. DDS turns around and Benjamin goes for a stunner but DDS reverses
it into a reverse DDT! DDS puts Benjamin into a corner and sits him on the top
turnbuckle. DDS climbs up for a superplex attempt but Benjamin hits DDS with a
few punches till DDS loses his footing and Benjamin climbs on the top
turnbuckle. Holding DDS’s head, Benjamin looks for a tornado DDT and leaps in
the air but he turns his body in mid-air and hits a stunner off the top rope!
Scott: HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!
Roger: I’m speechless! How the f*** did he pull that?!
Both DDS and Benjamin are down on the mat. The referee is trying to recover as
Benjamin slowly, slowly, rolls onto DDS and puts his arm over him. The referee
crawls over to them and slowly makes a count 1..2..DDS gets the shoulder up! The
referee now starts to count out the two as both men attempt to get back up.
Benjamin hits a groggy DDS with a right hand but DDS replies the same. Benjamin
kicks DDS in the gut and goes for a DDT but DDS holds onto Benjamin and bounces
him off the ropes. DDS goes for a Southern Cross but Benjamin does exactly the
same and bounces him off the ropes, Benjamin hits DDS with a devastating Shining
Wizard! DDS drops down like a brick wall and Benjamin hooks the leg and the
referee counts 1..2..THREE!
Kandi: Here is your winner, and STILL EUWC United States Champion.... "Yours
Truly" Adam Benjamin!!!!
Scott: He did it! Benjamin retained the title in this classic contest!
John: And Main Frame gets another victory over Blackout! That's 3 for 3 boys!
Roger: Shut up!
Keith: Still to come, we have more Championship matches and that all important
Elimination Tag Team Match, not too mention the two Unification Main Events.
EUWC Ultra Brawl X
Ford Field - Detroit, Michigan
August 31, 2008
Live on Pay Per View
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