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Earlier Today Jake
Bishel Catches Up With W.A.R.
Jake Bishel: Ladies and gentlemen I am your backstage interviewer
and the star of “The Inside with Jake Bishel”. I stand here shocked as many of
you are after the recent events within the EUWC. Unlike you, I have the chance
to stand here and get questions answered by the team now known as W.A.R.
[From the view of Jake Bishel, the camera zooms out and finds Grayson and Smash
on one side of Jake, while Beast and AOD stands on the other side. All four men
stare at Jake as he looks around a little uncomfortable.]
Jake: So uhh… Sorry, feels a bit stuffy in here, maybe it’s just me. Now it’s a
question on my mind, first off why? Why did you form this group of vigilante
superstars? And why are you all out to destroy the EUWC?
AOD: Hold on right there Jake.
Jake: Holding…
AOD: You’ve got the wrong idea about us. This is not about destruction, it never
was and it never will be. We didn’t form this alliance to destroy anything. We
are who we are, because others in this federation want to manipulate the rules,
drive a man crazy by interfering and attacking, disrespect those that deserve so
much better.
Jake: So you’re the good guys?
[Jake takes a look at the heavy breathing Beast snarling at Jake, then towards
Jay Smash as he turns around.]
Jay Smash: Good guys? We’ve never been good guys. What we do doesn’t allow any
of us to be of good quality. Some of you find yourselves on the right end fan
favoritism by your approach. Am I not cheered for what I have done? Do you not
like me now, though I warned then, I stated very clear my intentions to seek
revenge when those that could not show respect, could not watch a great match
without becoming a deceitful bastard.
AOD: Excuse me Jake…
[Jake turns over to AOD.]
AOD: Those with the power, they recognize what this is. They realize that the
fun little fantasy world they've attempted to create for themselves and the fans
is finally losing that fourth wall. We're breaking through the barrier with a
message that could spell trouble for their plans. That is why they are painting
us as wishing the destruction of the EUWC. On the contrary, what we are is a
gathering of some of the industry's best and brightest, united in a common cause
to illuminate those who have been sitting in darkness way too long. You're
sheep, the lot of you. They tell one of you to jump, next thing they know you're
all jumping. You don't stop for a moment, ask how high, or even why you are
jumping. You just jump. Or buy a t-shirt. Or cheer for someone who doesn't truly
deserve your praise. Why? Because someone said so.
Black Widow: Who said so? They did. The ones in charge. The ones who turned this
man...
[She gestures to Beast, who holds up an old pair of wrestling boots with
extremely thick soles.]
Black Widow: ... Normally six foot ten inches, which is still large for any
industry, let alone ours, into a nearly eight foot giant, with help from some
thick soles and fancy camera angles. And you all bought it. Yay this man is a
monster! Credit where it is due, I still wouldn't want to be on this man's bad
side in a back alley encounter, but a human monster he's not. Well, not to the
reaches that the marketing machine would have you believe. Which brings me to
this man, one of the hottest rising stars in our business today, Cobris Grayson.
[Jake turns to Grayson who stares to his side scratching the end of his nose. By
the view, it looks like Grayson has his finger up his nose, until his turns back
to the camera to reveal the truth. Although his was not picking, he stops
scratching and goes in to his nostril.]
Grayson: What? It’s allergy season, don’t tell me you guys don’t do it. You just
hide it, and that’s what AOD is talking about.
AOD: No I’m not…
Grayson: He talks about sheep, doing what your told, having manners around other
people, but I am pretty sure coming at a person with a steel chair, led pipe, 2
x4, barbed wire bat set ablaze isn’t considered polite. And while all of you
think that’s the way to get ahead, I’ve got news for you… I get head all the
time and I…
[Jay Smash pulls the mic back to himself to stop Grayson from continuing.]
Jay Smash: Listen, the point is… In all seriousness [stares back at Grayson who
shrugs his shoulders], the EUWC has become a war zone. Nobody cares for the
rules, and they will do what they want to win, or to allow someone to win.
That’s all over now, because the EUWC will learn from their mistakes. They will
all find out just how it feels to be violated in such a way. We’ve lost enough
due to other people’s insolence. Some may not care now, but those that have
already been struck won’t dare to interfere with us again…
Black Widow: Wake up, it’s show time!
Show Intro
As the EUWC logo fades
in and out on the screen, the sound of Matt Pickstock’s voice is heard, followed
by images of several EUWC stars bleeding on the camera. Each
image is worse than the last as the blood pours from each body.
“Why are you here? Is it for power? Are you here to make a name for yourself?
How free do you think you are? You’re not free… When you signed a contract here
in the EUWC, you signed away your soul. You’re my puppets, and I will do
whatever I want with you… I will make sure you fall hard, you bruise quickly,
and you bleed for my money. You want your chance at gold, then you will fight in
my ring, and you will tear each other apart. This is your chance to win, but
before you can be number one, you’re going to go through 19 other men… Tonight,
you’re going to see a blood bath…”
With that said, a quick shot of a half naked girl turning on a faucet is shown
as blood begins to pour out into a tub. The effects flow into the blood and down
the drain then into the arena as pyro explodes around the ring, up the ramp and
finally a large explosion of red pyro shoots out from the stage and out at the
crowd! The camera travels through the arena as the fans climb to there feet with
signs in their hands.
Scott: Welcome to the sold out Luzhniki Stadion here in Stockholm, Sweden! We are here live at Blood Bath where we have for you some major Main
Event matches here tonight!
John: That’s right Scott, some real extreme stuff here tonight, with not only
the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, but 20 EUWC Superstars will
enter the steel cage Blood Bath match for the opportunity to one day get a shot
at the World Heavyweight Championship!
Scott: That's right The winner of the prestigious Blood Bath match gets
the chance to challenge for the World Title anytime prior to next year's Blood
Bath!
John: But who exactly will be the Champion when it comes time for that
challenge? Tonight EUWC World Heavyweight Champion STEALTH defends the
tiutle against the man who many claim is the uncrowned Champion... Rocko Daymon!
Scott: Rocko Daymon may finally be able to ascend the ladder and do what he has
failed to do over the last few years... And perhaps he will do it at STEALTH's
expense.
John: Plus tonight we will witness a huge match as four EUWC Champions square
off with only one man emerging with the remaining title in his possession!
Scott: The Unification Match
is indeed going to explode tonight! But that's not all!
John: (interrupting) That's
right! We will witness a No Disqualification Street Fight as WAR's Angel
of Death tangles with Buck Naked!
Scott: Plus we will bear
witness to Sevyn taking on Sean Taylor in an I Quit Match!
John: Sevyn has had Taylor's
number ever since Taylor returned to the ring! Tonight is put up or shut
up for the so-called Legend!
Scott: All that and much more
tonight at EUWC Blood Bath!
John: So what are we waiting
for?!
Scott: Good point. Let's
throw it up to the ring for our opening bout!

EUWC International Championship Unification Match
EUWC United States Champion - Texas Lightning
-vs.-
EUWC International Champion Jonathan Darkstar
-vs.-
EUWC European Champion Cobris Grayson
-vs.-
EUWC North American Champion "The Thriller" Braden Kincaid
Scott: Some incredible matches booked here tonight, but
nothing compares to this evening’s unification match for the International
title.
John: Absolutely Scotty. Four titles, one winner. The victor will go on to carry
the only championship to make it out of Blood Bath alive outside the tag team
and World Heavweight titles that is.
Scott: Tonight we see the possibly end to the European, North American, and
United States championships. Let’s take a look back at some of the great
champions that have held these coveted titles.
[Footage appears on the screen with the sound of “We Made It” by Linkin Park
featuring Busta Rhymes. Showing several slow fades of superstars in and out
carrying the European, North American, and United States championships, they
celebrate after winning the titles for the first time. When the footage finally
comes to an end, the screen goes back to Kandi Reed standing in the ring to
announce the mtach.]
Kandi Reed: The following fatal four way is scheduled for one fall and it is to
unify the North American, United States, European, and International
Championships. Introducing first…
[Texas Lightning comes out to “The Hunter” by GTR, doing a slight imitation of
Mick Foley’s “Bang, Bang” act as he comes to the ring. He poses several times
carrying the United States title and threatens the fans as he passes.]
Kandi Reed: From Nachodoches, Texas weighing in at 224 pounds, he is the United
States Champion, Texas Lightning!!
[The arena turns to a green mist as fog forms in the green lights above. The
crowd used to not have a much of a reaction,. But as "Le Disko" by Shiny Toy
Guns begins, the crowd has a strong mixed reaction towards the young man making
his way out onto the stage through the curtain. Cobris Grayson pops out with his
mouth wide open and his arms out from side to side. Grayson begins to spin
around with a glass beer bottle in his left hand and the EUWC European
Championship in the other.
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring, from Washington D.C. weighing in at
235 pounds, he is the EUWC European Champion, Cobris Grayson!!
[Cobris Grayson begins to drink out of the bottle on the stage before tossing
the bottle into the crowd and running down the ramp. Grayson climbs up onto the
ring apron and stands there for a moment before entering through the ropes and
running towards the center with his arms out once again, spinning around in the
ring swinging the title closer and closer to the referee and Kandi Reed. Once he
stops, he holds his head in a daze then smiles and throws the European title
onto his shoulder.]
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring…
[The opening chords of "Your Disease" by Saliva plays over the arena
loudspeaker. The lights dim and red spotlights flash all over the arena. When
the music kicks into high gear, fireworks engulf the arena and smoke is spewed
from the entranceway. The man of the hour steps through the smoke, wearing his
trademark leather jacket and sunglasses and sporting his black with red trim
tights that read "THRILLER" down the right leg. Indeed, it is "The Thriller"
Braden Kincaid. He walks to the ring slowly soaking in the reaction, allowing no
fan to touch him. Braden reaches the ring steps and slowly climbs them, and
steps through the ropes. He then poses on the turnbuckles as the ring announcer
calls his name... After a moment the lights return to normal and Braden removes
his jacket and sunglasses and hands them to the ringside attendant with a strict
warning that no harm should come to his belongings. Braden then steps into his
corner and waves for his opponent to enter.]
Kandi Reed: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 260 pounds, The North
American Champion “The Thriller” Braden Kincaid.
[The arena goes dark, as funeral music starts playing. A voice is heard saying
"It is time." The arena lights slowly come back up as Jonathan Darkstar slowly
makes his way to the ring, his eyes firmly locked upon his opponent. He climbs
in the ring, goes to his corner, and removes his trench coat and hat, his eyes
never leaving his opponent.]
Kandi Reed: Now in the ring, from Dallas, Texas weighing in at 295 pounds, he is
the International Champion, Jonathan Darkstar!
Scott: We are all set here, look at all four men standing in the ring holding
there titles!
John: I don’t think they want to let them go. Jonathan Darkstar looks like the
only confident one in there right now as he holds the one title that is going to
be kept in the EUWC within the four.
[The referee steps up to each superstar as they hand there title over. Neither
man wants to let the belt go, but they keep an eye on there opponents as they
pass it down to the referee. When the ref finally grabs all four belts, he
passes it to the outside of the ring, reenters the center and calls for the
bell.
The match begins and quickly Braden Kincaid charges Jonathan Darkstar who begins
to assault him with several clubs to the head followed by more to the back as
Darkstar begins to crouch down.
Grayson and Texas Lightning look over when Braden attack and they both race over
and begin to pound fists down on both Braden and Darkstar! Lightning grabs
Braden and tosses him through the ropes and outside the ring! Grayson pushes
Darkstar into the corner closest to the Spanish announcer table and delivers a
chop to the chest!]
Scott: What a start! We’ve got Braden Kincaid outside the ring in front of our
table, and Grayson has the International champ trapped in a corner!
John: Here comes Lightning!
[Texas Lightning watches Grayson for a moment as he delivers another chop to the
chest. After completed, Lightning pulls Grayson away and begins to stomp
Darkstar down in the corner. When Darkstar has fallen just ten seconds into the
stomps, Grayson returns and throws Lightning aside by the shoulder and returns
with punches to Darkstar’s skull!
Lightning backs away allowing Grayson to continue, but as Grayson begins to
turns, Lightning races towards him for an attack! Grayson ducks away and
Lightning’s knees collide with Darkstar’s face in the corner! When Lightning
turns, Grayson bounces off the ropes and heads back only to be caught in a belly
to belly suplex by Lightning!]
Scott: Nice escape by Grayson. The young man is really starting to think on his
feet, but Lightning is still the stronger wrestler between the two and managed
to take Grayson down with that Belly to Belly.
[Lightning goes for a cover on Grayson, thoughts of Grayson’s past losing streak
cross his mind.
1….
2….
Grayson gets the shoulder up and Texas shrugs his shoulders as if he just wanted
to give it a shot although he didn’t think he would get the pin anyway.
Lightning stands Grayson up to his feet and whips him into the ropes and follows
behind. As Grayson bounces off, Lightning clotheslines Grayson over and to the
outside of the ring!
Inside the ring, Darkstar climbs to his feet, standing behind Lightning, still
dazed after the knee shot to his face. Lightning turns and focuses in on
Darkstar’s confusion. He tries to stand out of Darkstar;s view till he finally
turns. Lightning strikes with an attempt at a running knee to Darkstar’s head,
but Darkstar catches Lightning in mid air by the knee, and carried him to the
ropes!
Darkstar drops Lightning on the top rope between his legs leaving Lightning
holding on with close to tears in his eyes.]
John: No! Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!
Scott: No man likes that feeling, it’s one move that will leave you gasping for
air.
[As Lightning sits holding the top rope, Darkstar begins to climb the top
turnbuckle, leaving Lightning sitting with the rope inbetween his legs. Darkstar
stands on the top facing Lightning when Braden Kincaid finally arrives back on
the apron! Braden Kincaid lifts him up, springboards off the top rope and grabs
Darkstar by the neck with a hurricanrana!
Darkstar’s body flips over and lands on the shoulders of Texas Lightning! The
weight of Darkstar on Lightning causes immense pressure between Lightning’s
legs! Lighting tilts to his side and both men crash over the ropes and to the
outside of the ring! Braden Kincaid remains inside the ring alone with the
referee keeping him back.]
John: Holy Moly Scott! That was amazing. Can we see a replay of that? Watch, you
see Lightning on the ropes, Darkstar on the top turnbuckle and Braden Kindcaid
coming in for the hurricanrana to Darkstar. From Braden on Darkstar’s shoulders,
Darkstar is flipped off the top and actually lands on Lightning’s shoulders!
Scott: That was definitely a highlight to this evening so far.
[With Braden inside the ring knowing what he managed to accomplish, he watches
the replay up on the screen distracted as Grayson slides in and heads over.
Grayson turns Braden around and Braden tries to swing an arm but Grayson ducks.
Grayson tackles Braden off the mat and delivers a Spinebuster! When Braden hits
the mat, Grayson goes for the cover.
1….
Braden gets the shoulder up right before the two. Grayson keeps himself on
Braden as he moves into a headlock on the mat. Braden lifts his arms up as his
face begins to turn red from Grayson’s hold. The fans watch as Braden begins to
lose breath but keeps enough strength to lift his upper body off the mat.
Grayson now into a sleeper hold, Braden sits up looking for a way to his feet
but cannot quite reach a destination.]
Scott: Grayson may put Braden to sleep here!
[From the sleeper position, Grayson lifts one leg off the mat and sends it down,
driving it into Braden’s back! Grayson keeps the sleeper hold locked in as he
watches Texas Lightning and Darkstar climb to there feet outside the ring. With
Braden drifting off, Grayson releases the sleeper and pushes Barden aside.
Grayson bounces off the ropes and races towards the other end where Darkstar and
Lightning have finally stood up. Grayson slides through the bottom rope trying
to make contact, but Darkstar and Lightning see him coming! Both men catch a leg
of Grayson, stopping him on the apron, the pull him out sending him onto the
surface outside the ring, the back of his head bounces off the floor! Grayson
holds the back of his head after landing, whole Darkstar and Lightning both
reenter the ring and climb to there feet.]
John: We now have Grayson outside the ring with Braden down inside. Darkstar and
Lightning now ready to go at it to win that International Championship!
[Darkstar and Texas Lightning lock up in the center of the ring and begin to
rough one another up by pushing and pulling each other around the ring. Both men
keep themselves close as there arms gather away, and they begin to lock hands
into a mercy hold on each other. Both men push as they squeeze hands together,
fingers locked and neither man letting go.
Darkstar uses all of his strength to push Lightning down, he places a leg behind
Lightning’s foot to help bend Lightning towards the mat! Lightning’s body bends
enough for the top of his head to touch the surface but lightning continues to
push and begins to lifts himself back to a standing position! Lighting finally
gets up and turns the action around as he pushes Darkstar towards the ground!
As they continues, Braden Kincaid makes it to his feet and watches Darkstar
almost down on the mat while Lightning stands above him. Braden races off the
ropes and heads towards Lightning just as Grayson slides in and quickly tackles
Braden to the side! Braden doesn’t see it coming when Grayson takes him down and
locks in the Grayson Trap!!!]
Scott: Oh no! This could be it, will Braden tap out?
[Braden struggles his he cannot reach the ropes or come to terms with the ref as
to whether or not he quits. The ref watches closely, when Texas notices the
submission and finally stops playing games with Darkstar and trips Darkstar
down, then tries to stomp a deep hole in Darkstar with a huge kick to his mid
section!
Lightning leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and quickly dives off with the
Spinning Thunder for a cover on Darkstar!
1….
2….
Grayson releases the Grayson Trap and stops the pin before the three count!
Texas Lightning stands up and watches Grayson climb to his feet. As Grayson
turns, Lightning attempts the Lightning Strike, but after the first kick,
Darkstar rolls Lightning up from behind!
1….
2….
Lightning kicks out! When Lightning gets to his feet, Grayson connects with the
Running Neck Snap! Grayson begins to go for a cover when Darkstar steps in front
of Grayson. Grayson looks up and tries to stand but Darkstar grabs Grayson by
the face with his enormous palm and raises him up and takes him down with
Darkstar’s Rampage!]
John: It’s all over! It’s all over right here!
[Darkstar watches both Lightning and Grayson squirming on the ground, when he
finds Braden running in with the Thrilling!!! Braden connects and quickly drops
back on Darkstar for the cover!
1….
2…..
th…. Lightning pulls Braden off Darkstar and stays on his feet as he tries to
keep his balance. Braden climbs to his feet and swings a punch at Lightning, but
lightning ducks, turns back to Braden and delivers the Lightning Strike!!!
Lightning locks the leg for a pin!
1….
2…..
Darkstar back to his feet grabs Lightning by the face as he did Grayson, pulling
Lightning off Braden and squeezing with the Alpha Strike! Darkstar pulls
Lightning towards the ropes as he begins to set Lightning up with the Darkstar
Rising. At the other end of the ring, Grayson slowly crawls towards Braden who
remains down after the Lightning Strike. Grayson gets an arm over Braden and the
ref focuses over and heads dead for a pin.]
Scott: Grayson has his arm on Braden. Lightning and Darkstar may be too busy to
stop this!
[On the other end, Darkstar has Lightning up on the turnbuckle, but Lightning
elbows Darkstar until Darkstar falls off the top leaving Lightning up on the top
turnbuckle.
1…..
2…...
Texas Lightning dives off the top as he watches Grayson for the cover! Grayson
rolls away from Braden before Lightning splashes on top of him! When Lightning
stands after realizing Grayson was not there, he turns receiving a kick to the
mid section and into the Snake Pit by Grayson!!!
When Lightning hits the mat, Grayson goes down for the cover. Darkstar begins to
stand but he finds himself stuck, unable to move forward as he notices Beast
from out of nowhere grabbing Darkstar’s legs!
1.....
2.....
3!!!!
Darkstar tries to reach over the ropes to grab Beast but by that time it is too
late!]
Scott: WHAT!
John: I don’t believe this! Cobris Grayson just got the win after Darkstar was
unable to stop the pin!
Scott: That damn return of Beast has turned everything around! Grayson has just
become International Champion bringing that belt to W.A.R.!
[Grayson stands knowing what he has accomplished, tears in his eyes as the
referee heads over to grab the International Championship. The referee passes
the title over to Grayson, but before Grayson can grab the belt, Darkstar
intercepts and grabs the title himself and pushes the referee away!]
John: It looks like more exchanging of the minds here as Darkstar looks at
Grayson with those fiery eyes!
[Both men stare each other down till the ref moves in the middle of both men and
push them back. Darkstar feels the belt one last time before dropping it on the
mat and turning away. From the top of the ramp Beast watches as well with both
men staring at each other now. Darkstar no longer focused on Grayson but on
Beast as he heads towards the stage. Beast exits early on before Darkstar has a
chance to reach the top.]
Kandi Reed: Here is your winner and the new International Champion, Cobris
Grayson!
[“Le Disko” by Shiny Toy Guns picks up once again as Grayson picks the belt up
from the ground and raises it in the air for all to see. The ref helps Lightnign
up as they head to the back. Braden now sits up on his knees, his head looking
down while sweat drops from his face. Grayson finally begins to leave as Braden
remains inside the ring disappointed.]
Scott: This is one night Braden will never forget. His winning streak has come
to a bitter end tonight as he not only lost his North American title, but he
wasn’t even pinned to lost it.
John: He wasn't beat! Therefore he is still undefeated!
Scott: Regardless John, Braden can still win that Blood Bath 20 Man Battle Royal
tonight and become the new #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title!
Backstage Segment "The Great & Almighty" Nero
Dramatic Narrator: We return to the doorstep of
Nero’s apartment, where a Staci strikes up a conversation with the very well
physiqued pizza delivery boy. Can this be the breakthrough Staci has been
looking for? What point is Nero trying to prove? Keep watching... TALES... OF...
INTEREST!!
Pizza boy: Well I’m not gonna be doing much
after my shift, how about you?
Staci:
Oh I dunno about that, I’m still stuck here a little.
[Just
then, Nero speeds up at the door]
Nero:
WE DON’T WANT ANY! [slams the door
shut]
Staci:
NERO! That was the pizza guy!
Nero:
Oh, right.
[Nero
opens the door, grabs the pizza and pays a hundred. Then Nero checks the boxes
and...]
Nero:
HEY! THIS IS COLD!
[The
pizza boy then closes the door shut himself and the sounds of running can be
heard. Nero just stays quiet.]
Nero:
Well?
Staci:
Arent you gonna chase after him?
Nero:
And have the paparazzi photograph me like THIS! Not without a photoshoot they’re
not! [gives the pizza boxes to Staci] the oven’s over there. [points to
it]
[Staci sets the pizza in the oven for a few minutes and once she’s done she
heads back to the couch with the pizza.]
Staci:
So, since I have nothing better to do while I’m here, how’s the big adventure
coming along? Who did you just get?
Nero:
Oh uhhhh... nobody really, well, some guy...
Staci:
Oh yeah?
[Staci grabs the other controller, pauses the game and checks the stats. Last
few eliminated superstars were Texas Lightning followed by Jonathan Darkstar,
Corbis Grayson, Tony Delucci & Classy Mike C, with Mike lasting 5 minutes 37
seconds.]
Staci:
Wow, Classy sure did a number on you.
Nero: [mocking her]
Crashy sure did a number… SHUT UP! So he lasted a bit longer than usual, what
does that prove? He still LOST like EVERYTIME he’s ever come against me!
Staci:
But 5 minutes 37 seconds?
Nero:
Well first I didn’t notice..[gets a glare from Staci] okay no more unnoticeable
guy jokes. But then he just does what he always does?
Staci:
which is?
Nero:
BORE THE HELL OUTTA ME! I mean JEEZ, what’s it gonna take for this guy to get a
personality?
Staci:
Didn’t you see his recent promos?
Nero:
And commit mental SUICIDE!? NEVER!!! The point is, @$$Y Mike C was the guy on
cloud nine after winning the U.S. Title, which I TOOK FROM HIM!!! Then somehow
he won the World Title, even defended it against Bookbrain for ONE F*CKING HOUR,
and that showed me, and everybody else that he is nothing but the
personification of BORING!!! They don’t get any boring than this.
[Nero
unpauses the game and T. Waring heads to the ring. Waring enters the ring and
flexes his muscles.]
Nero:
Correction, Mike C has just been outmatched!
Staci:
By T. Waring?
Nero:
T. WARING?! More like T. BORING! WHO FLEXES HIS MUSCLES IN THE RING? That’s a
sure stupid way to get a...
[Nero
hits Waring with a spinning back kick.]
Nero:
IN YOUR FACE DUMB@$$! Besides, what’s his greatest accomplishment? Another
former European Champion? Another guy who’s so close but doesn’t always measure
up to the big leagues? Well guess what? Waring may have all the body flexing he
wants, but that wont matter once he’s outclassed by the most entertaining and
sexiest showman in the EUWC.
[Nero
finally hits Waring with a Nero Kick and gets the pin.]
Nero:
ME!!!
[Lord
Alucard enters the ring now.]
Nero:
Wow! This BORING streak will keep continuing. Especially with ole No-Seller
here.
Staci:
Well, Alucard is looking for the ultimate opportunity to redeem himself.
Nero:
Yeah and judging by this guy’s history, this is definitely NOT the spot he wants
to be in.
Staci:
Well he may not have the experience in Blood Bath matches but he’s known for
pulling out all the stops in big match situations.
Nero:
DO YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT!?! The triple terror match?! What good did he do? Other
than cramp my style in that match. Look girl, the guy was big like years ago,
but for some reason thinks its 2000 whatever again. Well if you could turn back
time, I’d be able to delete stuff like “Who’s the Boss” from television history.
GOD that show was waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too spooky. Just like this guy, he thinks
he can be all spooky and “I’m Bored Alucard and I like gothy stuff and thou
shalt not go over!” Well guess what Alucard, this is 2008, and your time was up
when the Great & Almighty Nero stepped into the ring!!!
Staci:
You two debuted on the same night!
Nero:
You didn’t let me finish. Stepped into the ring, upholding a contract for Sunday
Nero LIVE baby! And Boredy Card is gonna go bye bye.
[Nero
hits a Nero kick but Alucard is just staggering. Nero then nails the Buzzcutter
for the big pin. Just then, Paul Doom heads to the ring.]
Nero:
Why do you hate me God?
Staci:
You selected the players didn’t you?
Nero:
No, I mean, how does this guy even get to be in the f*ckin’ game?!
Staci:
Tell you what, let me have a crack at this, you can get the rest of the pizza.
Nero:
Fine knock yourself out. BUT IM ON A ROLL HERE MISSY!
[Nero
hands her the controller and goes for the oven. Staci starts playing for a few
seconds and finally hits Doom with a rollup for the pin.]
Staci:
Wow, that was easy.
Nero:
SEE! SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!? You don’t even need to have Great & Almighty
intelligence of the Great & Almighty Nero to get over a guy like Goon. This is
just to easy!
Staci:
Yes, a little too easy.
[Staci pauses the games and checks the ‘Difficulty’ Settings. Sure enough, its
on ‘Easy’, so Staci sets it to ‘Hard’. Nero comes back with more pizza and grabs
the controller from Staci.]
Nero:
Now, this is how the Master of Awesome does his thANG!!!
[Staci has a smile on his face while Nero resumes.]
Dramatic Narrator:
Can this go on any longer? Since, sadly it will, STAY TUNED... for more TALES...
OF INTEREST!!!
Backstage Segment "Classy" Mike C
[We cut back to Scott Marchman and John Shaft at ringside.]
Scott: Welcome back to Blood Bath EUWC fans! It's almost time for the Last Man
Standing match between Classy Mike C and T. Waring...
[A graphic of Mike C & Waring in front of the Blood Bath logo with "Last Man
Standing" emblazoned across them shows.]
John: That's right Scott this one should be quite a match!
Scott: And right now we can go backstage where Staci Seymore is stood with one
of the competitors!
[Cut to Staci Seymore who's stood in front of a Blood Bath backdrop. To her
right stands Classy Mike C.]
Staci: Thanks Scott! I'm here right now with former EUWC World Heavyweight
Champion Classy Mike C. Mike in just moments you'll be taking on T. Waring in
one of the most brutal matches known to man, a Last Man Standing match. Your
thoughts?
Mike C: Well Staci the name says it all...Last...MAN...Standing...Commander
tonight is the night to prove to me that you're a man, to prove to me that you
have what it takes, to prove to the world that you're ready to go to the next
level. Bring your whole arsenal with you Commander, because tonight not only do
you face the former World champion, not only do you face the greatest hardcore
wrestler in EUWC history, not only do you face the man with the single greatest
EUWC pay-per-view record of all time...You face the man who made you, and the
man who wants to make sure that his reputation, his name, his legacy are
remembered by one and all. I made you T. Waring...and tonight I will break
you...
Kandi: Well whether that happens or not Mike C, how do you think you'll fare
after such a brutal match going into the 20 Man Blood Bath match for a chance at
the EUWC World Heavyweight Title?
Mike C: Please woman, 20 man?! I've said it before and I'll say it again...I'll
be damned if T. Waring makes it to that match! And Waring, if you are dumb
enough to come back for more I'll just have to kick your arse all over again!
The other 18? Well it doesn't matter if you're Allister Crowley, Jay Smash, Paul
Doom, Nero, Choker or Alucard...I guarantee that not one of you will go to the
lengths I will to win this match. I want to be a two-time EUWC World Heavyweight
champion, I sure as hell don't want to be remembered as a one-time champ. Every
one of you has drawn a number for tonight, as have I...and I'll tell you know
I'm rather happy with it...but only one can be the lucky number. All of you
better hope you drew it because I'll tell you this for free, I am going to go
one better than I did in 2004, I am going to win the Blood Bath match, and you
can all Like it...or Lump it!
[Mike C exits to his left, leaving Staci stood alone in front of the backdrop.]
Staci: Classy Mike C everybody. Back to Scott and John at ringside...

Last Man Standing Match
"Classy" Mike C vs "Commander" T. Waring
Kandi:
Introducing first, from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 276lbs…“Commander” T.
Waring!
[The lights go
out as the opening to "Propane Nightmares" by Pendulum sound all over the arena.
We wait a few seconds before a firework in the shape of a T goes off from the
stage. T. Waring walks out to a mixed reaction, but Waring ignores this,
focusing on the ring in front of him. Waring slides in and jumps on the middle
rope of the nearest turnbuckle staring out to the fans. Waring jumps down and
signals to the sky where a second burst of fireworks go off on the stage. After
this Waring stands in his corner ready for action.]
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring, from
Burnage, England, weighing in at 253 pounds, here is “Classy” Mike C.
["Staring At The Rude Bois by Gallows featuring Lethal Bizzle plays and strobe
lighting flashes at the top of the ramp. Classy Mike C steps out onto the stage
and holds his arms out to his side in a confrontational manner and swaps insults
with the crowd, prompting the majority of fans to boo and jeer him. Mike C walks
down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. Mike C stands in
the centre of the ring and holds his arms out again whilst smirking at the
crowd, triggering fireworks to shoot up from behind him. After a few seconds,
the fireworks stop and the music starts to fade as Mike C moves forward and
further taunts the crowd before moving towards his corner and removing his
jacket.]
Kandi Reed: This
match is scheduled as a Last Man Standing with no time limit.
Scott: A few
weeks back T. Waring was screwed out of the EUWC European title by Classy Mike C
and now Mike C is going to have to pay for it.
John: I’m not
sure I saw it that way but I’m pretty sure Mike C is here to make sure T. Waring
ends up on the losers side of the ledger.
The bells rings
and both men begin by locking up in the middle of the ring. The two are both
starting fairly tentatively with general pushing back and forth.
Scott: Looks
like they both want to make sure they have a good feel for their opponent before
they really get down to things.
Mike C hip tosses
Waring to the mat.
John: I think
Mike C was just taking a moment to make Waring think he had the upper hand.
Waring quickly
gets to his feet. Mike C runs toward Waring and hits him down with a
clothesline. Waring rolls outside the ring and Mike C follows. Waring rolls
under the ring and Mike C looks under the ring to see where he is. He doesn’t
see him where he started so he begins going around the ring.
Scott: Where’d
Waring go. What is he doing hiding under the ring after just one clothesline.
John: Come on
you know that stuff hurts a ton. Mike C is a hardcore legend and he will beat
Waring down until there is nothing left.
Mike C walks to
the next side and looks under the ring. Still no Waring. Mike CX is walking
toward the next side of the ring when Waring slides out behind him with a steel
chair. Waring turns to the crowd and motions them to not make any noise.
The crowd yells.
Mike C turns
around and Waring hits him with a steel chair to the head. Mike C is staggering
but has not fallen down. Waring goes to swing again and Mike C dodges it and
catches Waring with a DDT to the floor.
John: What did I
tell you the man is tough as nails. He took that chair shot and was barely
damaged.
Scott: things
certainly do look like an uphill battle for Waring.
Mike C goes under
the ring and pulls out a pair of tables. He puts them in the ring. He also
pulls out a ladder and a garbage can and puts them in the ring. He sets up both
tables and then sets the ladder up near the corner. Mike C is climbing up to
the top rope with the garbage can in hand as Waring begins to stand up.
John: I think it
could be over right here.
Mike C jumps off
the rope and hits Waring in the head with the garbage can. He picks Waring up
and rolls him into the ring. Mike C picks up the chair and tosses it into the
ring. Waring gets up and is met with a series of stiff punches to the head.
Mike C picks Waring up and hits a Death Valley Driver through the first table.
Scott: Can I
change my choice for the winner. Waring has had little offence in this match
and it isn’t looking good right now.
John: You should
have known Mike C would beat the man because he once was the 52 Wild Champion.
It takes a tough son of a gun to hold that title and Mike C was the man.
Ref: 4, 5
Waring gets back
to his feet and rolls outside the ring again. Mike C follows and Waring hits a
clothesline while Mike C turns to face him. Waring quickly grabs Mike C and
does and suplex to the floor. Waring rolls through the suplex and begins
beating Mike C in the head with his fists.
Scott: I change
my mind again. Waring is showing he’s pretty tough here tonight. Whatever Mike
C hands out Waring says okay could I have some more please.
John: He’d
better be careful Mike will make him stop saying that if he doesn’t make thins
happen really soon.
Waring jumps up
and begins walking up the entrance ramp. Mike C gets up and follows him. Waring
and Mike C loks up and Mike C begins pushing Waring toward the edge of the stage
area. Below the camera shows a pile of folding chairs. Waring suddenly stops
and pushes mike C backward. Mike C runs toward Waring and he quickly backdrops
Mike C off the stage onto the pile of chairs.
John: Holy. Did
I just see that happen. Mike C must have fallen 10 feet onto the chairs.
Scott: More like
five feet and then the chairs crumpled to the ground the remaining five feet.
John: You know
that was extreme hurt. Don’t try to downplay the whole thing.
Waring quickly
jumps down and grabs Mike C. He begins dragging him toward the ring. Mike C
doesn’t appear to be moving but because Waring is pulling him the ref cannot
count.
John: What do
you think he has in mind for Mike C now.
Scott: I’m not
entirely sure but I am betting it is going to hurt like hell.
Waring rolls Mike
C into the ring sets up for a Jackknife Powerbomb. He motions to the crowd to a
mixed reaction. Mike C suddenly backdrops Waring into the ladder. Both men
are down.
Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6,
Scott: It looks
like Waring is getting to his feet.
John: Mike C is
getting up as well.
Ref: 7
Both men are back
on their feet. Waring grabs Mike C and throws him to the ropes. Mike C grabs
the ropes and rolls outside. He quickly goes under the ring and grabs a Kendo
stick. He climbs to the top ropes and Waring backs away. Mike C hops off the
rope and begins swinging the Kendo stick in a criss-cross pattern. Waring rolls
outside the ring and gets the steel stairs and tosses them into the ring. He
also reaches under the ring and grabs a bag and puts it into a corner. Waring
rolls into the ring and is met by Mike C with a Kendo shot. Waring goes down
and grabs for the steel step. Mike C begins pounding Waring’s back with the
Kendo stick. Waring continues to try to stand and Mike C keeps knocking him
back down. Mike throws the Kendo stick away and grabs Waring. He places him
one the table and sets up the ladder.
John: Stick a
fork in him. I think it’s over.
Scott: I’m not
sure but you just might be right.
Mike C climbs up
the ladder and jumps from the top. As he comes down with an elbow Waring rolls
out of the way. Waring quickly rolls over to the stairs and puts them in the
middle of the ring. Mike C is starting to pull himself up. Waring grabs the
ladder and clocks Mike C in the back of the head. Waring quickly goes over and
grabs the bag he put in the ring a few minutes ago.
John: What is he
up to? What the hell is in that bag.
Scott: Give the
man a second and I think you’ll get your answer.
Waring takes the
bag and hits Mike C in the head. Mike C is busted open.
John: A brick in
a bag. Is that what the secret weapon is.
Scott: I don’t
think so.
Waring lays Mike
C face down, close to the corner with his legs aimed toward the outside of the
ring. He reaches into the bag and grabs a set of shackles.
John: No way.
He’s got shackles to beat a man in a last man standing match.
Scott: If you
can’t stand up you can’t win the match.
Waring quickly
shackles the left leg of Mike C and rolls outside the ring. He quickly grabs
the right leg and shackles it around the ring post.
Scott: Mike C
won’t be getting up now.
Mike C begins
pulling himself up to the turnbuckle.
John: He isn’t
staying down.
Scott: But he
isn’t going anywhere.
Waring goes into
the ring and grabs the stairs. He rushes and hits Mike C in the back. Mike C
crumples to the mat and reaches into his tights. He puts on a pair of brass
knuckles. As Waring goes to grab his arm Mike C hits Waring with the knuckles
and Waring falls down flat.
Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4,
5,
John: Mike C
can’t go anywhere but he seems to be able to get up. I’m not so sure about
Waring though.
Scott: Don’t
count the man down quite yet.
Ref; 6, 7, 8,
Both men get back
to their feet. Waring grabs the ladder and swings it at Mike C’s head. He
manages to duck but still can’t get near Waring. Waring swings back and manages
to hit Mike C this time. Mike bounces off the turnbuckle but does not fall.
Blood is rushing from both menes forheads at this point.
John: Tied up
and still can’t get beaten down. The man is tough as a two dollar steak.
Scott: I think
you can just continue to hope for the best but the man is finished. He isn’t
going to be getting up very many more times.
John: I’m not
sure that shot Waring took from the knucks seems to have really split Waring
open. He seems to be loosing a lot of blood.
Scott: Mike C
isn’t unharmed in there you know.
Waring backs up a
few steps and runs into the turnbuckle with the ladder held like a lance. Mike
C manages to move out of the way just a little and the ladder goes through the
ropes to the outside. Mike C hits Waring again with the brass knuckles and
before he can fall Mike C grabs him by the hair and continues to punch him.
Mike C lets Waring go and he stumbles to the center of the ring where he falls
down flat.
Ref: 1,2, 3
John: What did I
tell you Scott Mike C is going to be victorious here tonight.
Ref: 4, 5,6 ,7
Scott: I hate to
admit it but the man it truly out cold.
Ref: 8, 9
Waring has pulled
himself back to his feet and grabs the steel stairs and the bag the shackles
came out of. Waring moves toward the corner where Mike C is and throws the
steps. Mike C manages to duck and the stairs hit the top turnbuckle but fall
down onto Mike C’s back. Waring quickly reaches into the bag and pulls out a
pair of long chained handcuffs. He loops them through the handle on the stairs
and locks Mike C’s arms into the cuffs. He stands on the stairs as the ref
begins to count.
Ref: 1
John: this is
cheap. He knew he couldn’t beat the man with force so he’s resorting to cheap
tactics.
Ref 2, 3, 4
Scott: I’m
pretty sure that in a match like this the only thing that matters is winners and
losers and I think T. Waring may just be the winner here tonight.
Ref: 5, 6, 7
Mike C has pushed
himself up. He has grabbed the stairs and flipped them over. Waring stumbles
off them and Mike C is standing with the stairs in his hands.
John: He can’t
keep the man down. It doesn’t matter if he cuffs him to a corner he’s not as
tough as Mike C.
Scott: I will
admit that was pretty impressive but I don’t know if he will be able to last
forever.
T Waring rolls
outside the ring and begins throwing things out from under the ring. Street
signs, cookie sheets, garbage cans. T. Waring seems to be looking for something
specific. He pulls out a bucket from under the ring and splashes Mike C with
water.
John: Water is
his big weapon. What’s he going to do drown him.
Scott:
Definitely a strange weapon but the man is clever. He has something in mind.
Waring grabs the
Kendo stick and begins swinging it. Mike C is blocking every shot with the
stairs. He is attempting to hit back with them but Waring is just outside the
range of the stairs. Waring begins moving from side to side and keeps mike C
moving. Mike C keeps dodging and blocking when suddenly he slips on the water.
Waring pulls the steps so Mike C is stretched out to his full reach. There is
absolutely no slack on the chains. He stands up on the stairs again.
Ref: 1, 2
Scott: Water
seemed to be a pretty smart weapon after all. It wasn’t to hurt him but to get
the advantage oin another way.
Ref: 3, 4, 5,
John: Cheap.
That’s all I can say.
Ref: 6, 7, 8,
Mike C is
thrashing around but cannot get back to his feet,
Ref: 9, 10.
The ref motions
to the timekeeper.
Kandi Reed: the
winner of this match, Commander T. Waring.
Scott: I knew it
all along.
John: Excuse
me. You wanted to take it back and I wouldn’t let you. I guarantee Mike C
won’t take this, he will get payback.
Scott: Maybe
that will happen but tonight T Waring was the victor.
Backstage Segment
"The Great & Almighty" Nero
Dramatic Narrator: Once again, unfortunately, at Nero’s apartment, we
find Nero in pitch battle with Jay Smash for superiority, honor and glory. Can
Nero triumph against his arch nemesis?
Nero: Awwwh MAN!!! THIS IS HORSESH*T!!!
Dramatic Narrator: Keep watching... TALES... OF... INTEREST!!!
[Nero looks around the ceiling.]
Nero: Did you hear something? Sounded like an echo?
Staci: Nero, watch out!
[Staci points at the screen but its too late as Smash hits Nero with the Smash
Attack. However Nero is lucky as his arm reached the ropes before the pin could
be counted.]
Nero: Phew, that was close.
Staci: Always has been with Smash, hasn’t it?
Nero: Y’know, you’re starting to sound like a little b*tch!? Sure fruitcake over
here knows how to run with the big dogs, and now that he’s tag team Champions
with the Angel of ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO DIE IN ARMAGEDDON!!! Now I know brain
cells isn’t what came in the standard package, but if ya ask me, Smasho is
really not doin himself a favor with this whole WAR thing. I mean, when was the
last time he was in a group?
Staci: Well there was that one time with AOD and Danny Collins...
Nero: Hmmm, how come I never heard of that? Oh wait, that’s right, THAT NEVER
AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING!!! And BELIEVE ME, that was one of those things that can
never be explained, EVERRRR!!! Its like how Batman puts in all those neat tools
in a tiny utility belt.
Staci: What about Smash becoming World Champion when he was in the Regime?
Nero: What about it? Need I remind you who he beat to win the title?
Staci: Angel of Death of course.
Nero: NO! Angel of THE BIGGEST FLUKE OVER BORED ALUCARD THIS SIDE OF REALITY!!!
See how I stand corrected on my Bored Alucard sh*t. I don’t make this sh*t up,
buhlee-dat! And anyways, how long did Gay Smash hold onto the title after that?
And after that? And after that when he lost to THE GREAT & ALMIGHTY NERO!!! So
Smash, with all his talent and crazy risk-taking abilities, its pretty safe to
say that Smash is... EAT MY SHOE-DUST WACKYPANTS!!! [Nero hits Smash with the
Nero kick and covers him for the pin.]
Nero: And that’s a wrap!
Staci: FINALLY!
Nero: No wait --[AOD enters the ring.]
Staci: Ugh.
Nero: My point exactly. And now coming back to this guy, the Angel of DEATH TO
EVERY SINGLE FANS LEVEL OF INTEREST!!! Its obvious he’s now got two other forces
of crazy and stupidity and now he’s gonna use it in his fight to steal the soul
of every single wrestling fan in the arena by taking away their will to live
anymore. That’s what this whole WAR thing really is... Way At RUIN!!!
Staci: Well you cant just blame AOD for this, I mean, Black Widow is the one who
assembled WAR.
Nero: Of course she did! Angel of WAAAAAAYYY TOO MUCH EYELINER doesn’t have that
kind of intelligence or the interest to make up a plan to even ruin a whole
wrestling company. He couldn’t ruin a funeral, EVEN AFTER SHOWING UP!!! So
seriously, that Black B*tch is the one who’s pulling all their ball strings.
Norbis, Smushy and Booyaka 619 by the POD are nothing but whipped! Well guess
what happens to boys that are whipped!!!
[Nero hits an eyepoke to AOD and goes for a Buzzcutter but AOD reverses. AOD
attempts a Going Home but Nero reverses into a schoolboy and holds onto the
tights for the 3-count]
Nero: YEAH! And if you look at those ugly-@$$ buttcheeks, you’d notice Black
Widow’s b*tchslap right there! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Staci: What is the matter with you?
Nero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA... I’M AWESOME, BIATCH!!! HONK HONK!!!
Staci: This was pointless.
Dramatic Narrator: INDEED IT WAS!!! This has been hopefully the very end of
TALES OF INTEREST!!!

"The Great & Almighty" Nero vs 1/2 of Team Danger
(Other TD Member Must Be Locked In A Cage Above The Ring)
[Explosions go off around the entrance as Drain STH's
"Simon Says" fills the air. First on the stage is Kelly Evans, manager of the
champions, dressed in a gray and black plaid skirt, black patent leather shoes
and a white button down shirt, open to show her cleavage, tied at her waist.
Evans opens the top slowly and quickly flashes the crowd as she struts down the
aisle.]
John: Despite her affiliation with Team Danger, these fans still love Kelly
Evans.
Scott: She's hot!
[Suddenly, a seemingly endless sequence of white pyrotechnics explode,
illuminating the entire arena and giving the first glimpse of Greer and Walker,
the mighty TEAM DANGER, standing in the aisleway. Fists taped, wearing waist
length black leather motocross jackets and all black board shorts with a single
white stripe down each side with "Team" and "Danger" embroidered in black, white
kickpads over their shiny black vinyl boots. They slowly glide down the aisle
and slide into the ring, posing with Evans for the raucous crowd.]
John: A very mixed reaction from this capacity crowd.
Scott: How can you hate these guys? They're just awesome.
John: They're scumbags.
Scott: But awesome scumbags.
[As Team Danger stand in the ring staring at the cage that will hold one of
their number, the opening guitar ballad of “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell
rips the speakers as the main lights are flicking in and out with sync to the
music and an alternate layer of colourful lights are interchanging among each
other. The song enters into full force vocals as The Great & Almighty Nero comes
out on stage and charismatically walks down the ramp, wearing his wrestling
attire, fancy jacket and glasses. The fans cater with a mixed reaction as Nero
blows kisses to the audience. Nero stops outside the ring and raises his hands
as the corner pyros explode one by one clockwise! Nero waits outside and looks
at the ring with Team Danger till his music dies down.]
John: The referee is now asking Team Danger which member of their team will be
hung high above the ring in that cage.
[There is a commotion in the ring as Greer and Walker argue with the referee who
signals to the locker room, prompting the boss, Matt Pickstock to run down the
aisle, still wearing his headset. After several moments of heated discussion,
Kelly Evans enters the cage and Matt Pickstock closes the door behind her,
prompting Nero to voice his displeasure.]
John: What the hell? Greer or Walker are supposed to be in that cage!
Scott: Wait, it looks like Kandi's got the word.
[At ringside, Kandi Reed takes the arena microphone and prepares her
announcement.]
Kandi Reed: Ladies and Gentlemen, per the match stipulations, one member of Team
Danger must enter the cage to be suspended above the ring and Team Danger has
chosen Kelly Evans, a contracted member of Team Danger. The "King of Pain"
Stephen Greer will face off with Nero!
[Nero continues to plead his case as Pickstock walks by him to no avail.
Pickstock can be overheard telling Nero "They're using the looseness of the
wording in their favor" before the bell rings. The cage is then raised as Greer
and Walker lean over the top rope smirking at Nero. Walker drops to the ringside
area as Nero slides under the bottom rope.]
John: Yet again, Team Danger find a way to cheat the system!
Scott: It's not cheating, it's winning.
[With the theatrics of getting Kelly Evans raised high above the ring out of the
way, the match is set to begin. Greer stands center stage waiting for Nero to
engage him only to be ignored by his flamboyant opponent who spends his time
playing to the crowd. Finally, Greer charges Nero from behind only to have "The
Great and Almighty" one sidestep him, sending Greer reeling through the
ringropes and to the floor! Walker runs to his partner's aid as Nero is tossed a
camera from a ringside fan, which he uses to snap an in-ring, high angled "Myspace
Picture" of himself before returning it to the fan.]
John: Look at that! Nero beign Nero and these fans are eating it up!
[Greer re-enteres the ring and meets up with Nero in the center. Both men fight
to gain control with Nero catching a side headlock and using it to take Greer to
the mat. Greer rolls Nero to his shoulders for a one count before fighting to
his feet and backing Nero into the ropes, forcing a break. The two men then
engag in a thrilling "You hit this, I hit that" sequence of armdrags, hiptosses
and legsweeps until Nero stops in the center of the ring and nearly goes home
early by feinting his patented "Nero Kick," which Greer narrowly dodges before
rolling to the arena floor to collect himself. Nero again poses as the red-hot
crowd cheers him on.]
John: Did you see that? Nero almost put a period on this sentence real quick in
there.
Scott: But he didn't and that's all that matters.
[As Greer climbs back onto the apron, Nero attacks and is met with a sharp thumb
to the eye! Nero staggers, Greer shoves him toward the ringropes and backs the
referee away allowing Walker to drop Nero throat-first across the top rope!
Greer quickly pounces and blasts Nero in the ribs with a sharp kick, reminiscent
of the infamous Team Danger attack on Nero nearly three years ago. Greer quickly
drops several elbows on the small of Nero's back before transitioning into a
Camel Clutch. Switching between the normal chinlock to hook the head and his own
variation, hooking Nero with a Dragon Sleeper, Greer mouths off to the very
vocal crowd for several minutes as he grinds the pace of the match to a
standstill.]
Scott: Greer in control here and getting these idiots in the crowd pissed off at
the same time.
[With the crowd chanting Nero's name, the "Great and Almighty" one is finally
able to get one of his arms free, prompting Greer to relinquish the hold.
Standing over Nero, Greer drops repeatedly on Nero's back with his entire body
in a seated position. Looking to inflict more damage, Greer hops to the second
rope and looks to repeat the maneuver, only Nero rolls out of the way sending
Greer crashing down on his ass! Nero plants a snap kick between Greer's shoulder
blades that rings through the arena! Greer quickly springs to his feet and grabs
Nero by the back of the head and lands several forearm shots, backing Nero into
the corner. The second his back hits the turnbuckles, however, Nero forceably
throws Greer into the corner and starts UNLOADING on him with punches and chops
until Greer sinks, seated in the corner. Nero charges to the farside ropes,
Walker hops to the ring apron, Nero hits the ropes, ducks under a clothesline
from Walker, jumps to the middle rope directly above Greer's head and DIVES OVER
the tope rope NAILING Walker with a flying clothesline!]
John: Nero takes Walker out of the equation with a big Inside/Out Clothesline!
[Wasting no time, Nero rolls back into the ring, hits the ropes and charges with
a big FLYING DROPKICK to the seated Greer! For the first time, Kelly Evans makes
her presence felt, screeching at the top of her lungs, still hanging helplessly
above the ring. Dragging Greer from the corner, Nero sends him into the ropes
and catches him on the rebound with a big clothesline, Greer's head bouncing off
the mat! Suddenly, Walker starts making a huge ruckus at ringside, waiving his
arms frantically in the air, finally getting Nero's attention. Only, that didn't
seem to be his intention as suddenly, the cage housing Kelly Evans begins to
lower over the ring!]
John: Does Team Danger have someone on the inside again?!
[Then, the cage just stops, hanging about ten feet over the center of the ring,
shadowing the competitors. Walker climbs onto the ring ropes again to get Nero's
attention, only instead, he catchest the ire of the referee who FINALLY tosses
him from ringside as the crowd roars!]
John: That's right! Get out of here!
[However, the distraction gives Greer enough time to recover and viciously
lowblow Nero from behind! With Nero staggered, Greer hooks him around the waist
and violently drops him on the top of his head with the BACKDROP DRIVER! Greer
rolls on top of Nero and with the referee in position, made the pin.... only to
get ONE as Nero kicks out! Greer pulled Nero to his feet and delivered ANOTHER
BACKDROP DRIVER! He covers... and gets only TWO! Greer begins going into a rage,
shoving the referee into the corner and screaming in his face. Nero stirs as
Greer screams up to Evans in the cage, calling for "the sticker." The crowd
exploded in jeers as Evans holds out the infamous SWITCHBLADE that helped secure
Greer's EUWC World Title! Evans holds the blade out and drops it to the mat,
only Greer misses the catch and it bounces off the mat... right into Nero's
hands!]
Scott: NO!
John: Retribution time!
[Nero smirks as he activates the knife, revealing the shining blade. The referee
begs Nero to drop the blade, but not nearly as much as Greer who pleads loudly.
Nero closes the blade and then tosses it to Greer, who reaches for the knife
only to get plastered with a big right hand! The referee scoops the knife up and
Nero goes to work, blasting Greer with rights and lefts! Nero sends Greer into
the ropes, clothesline attempt, Greer ducks under and hits the farside going for
a clothesline of his own, Nero ducks under, Greer stops... BUZZCUTTER!!! NO!
Greer shoves Nero off into the ropes and hits him with a big kick to the
abdomen. Greer raises his arm and signals for his finisher. Greer charges to the
nearside ropes and gets a full head of steam for the HELLFIRE LARIAT!!!!]
John: NO!
[Nero LEAPS into the air and grabs the bottom of the cage pulling himself out of
harm's way!! Greer reels out of control into the ropes, Nero drops, Greer
turns... NERO KICK!!!]
1!
2!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: NERO WINS! NERO WINS!
Kandi Reed: Here is your winner at a time of twenty-two minutes and forty
seconds... THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY NERO!!!
John: Nero overcame the numbers game and beat Greer cleanly in the middle of the
ring!
[Nero climbs to his feet and looks to the aisle where Tyrone Walker charges down
from the locker room, carrying a burlap sack. Nero challenges Walker to "bring
it on" as Walker hits the ring full speed, sliding under the bottom rope and is
met by Nero!]
John: Nero is going to take on Tyrone Walker now! He is fearless!
[Nero and Walker trade blows in the center as Greer pulls himself up and grabs
the burlap sack. Nero starts getting the better of Walker when Greer attacks him
from behind and, from withing the sack, wraps a NOOSE around Nero's neck!]
John: What the holy hell?! A NOOSE?! Get some help out here NOW!
Scott: String him up!
[Walker claps Nero's ears throwing him off balance as Greer hits the ropes,
charges forward and hits the HELLFIRE LARIAT! Walker grabs the end of the rope
not attached to Nero and signals to Evans, still suspended above the ring. He
tosses the rope to Evans, who takes the end and runs it through the bars of the
cage before tying it off! She kicks the door to the cage open and jumps into the
waiting arms of her companions.]
John: Where is security?! Now!
[Before security can get to the ring though, the CAGE BEGINS TO RAISE! NERO IS
BEING HUNG ABOVE THE RING as Team Danger LAUGHS!]
John: Who else is working with Team Danger?! Someone in the EUWC is backing them
up in secret!
Scott: I bet it's Pickstock!
John: That's ridiculous!
[EUWC Security rushes the ring and Team Danger quickly scatter. The cage quickly
lowers back down, sending Nero crashing to the mat. Security frees Nero from the
noose as Team Danger retreat down the aisle. Nero, gasping for air, crawls to
the ropes, points at Greer and Walker and drags his thumb across his bruised
throat. Greer cackles and does a "choke" motion at Nero as they disappear into
the locker room.]
John: Another disgusting display from Team Danger, taking the glory from Nero
after a hard-fought clean victory. The question is, how will this affect Nero's
chances in the Blood Bath? This is far from over, Scott, I can guarantee you
that.

EUWC Ultra Brawl X
Ford Field - Detroit, Michigan
August 31, 2008
Live on Pay Per View
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