February 28, 2007
Bell Center
Montreal, Quebec
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Show Intro
2 Weeks Ago…
John: This is it! World
title on the line on Mainframe!
[Both men have stepped
to their corners with the referee in the center of the ring, holding up the
World Heavyweight Championship for the fans to see. The referee sends the title
to the outside of the ring then motions for the sound of the bell. Before the
bell can sound, “Down With the Sickness” by Disturbed hits and Matt Pickstock
makes his way down to the ring with his hands flaring and a powerful strut
towards the bottom. Just as Pickstock reaches the bottom of the ramp, he turns
and walks around the ring, then to the announcer table where he stands staring
at the ring, his back turned to the commentators Scott Marchman and John Shaft.
Jay Smash stares back
outside the ring while Johnny Dymondz watches both men from behind Smash and the
ref inside the ring. Pickstock pulls out a pair of brass knuckles in a clear
view for Smash to see, but before Smash can realize what is going on, Pickstock
turns around and strikes John Shaft in the side of the head!]
Scott: What in god’s
name!?!?
Pickstock: What’s
wrong there Scott, your partner looks a little out of it tonight. Perhaps it
was that sandwich he just ate… That was a joke Scott, I just made it up myself.
Scott: Well forgive me
Mr. Pickstock if I’m not playing as if I’m in a good mood at the moment.
Pickstock: Oh boy
Scott, shut up.
[Pickstock stands up
and cracks the brass knuckles against Scott Marchman’s skull, causing him to
lose control of his body and fall to the floor next to his chair! Pickstock
fixes his jacket then takes a seat while the match continues.]
Pickstock: And what a
shot by Pickstock!
[Smash watches on as
Pickstock laughs to himself sitting in Shaft’s chair. Pickstock waves back at
Smash while Smash turns and finds himself thrown against the ropes with a
dropkick by Dymondz!....
successfully turns
around and tries to toss Smash away, but Smash holds on. Dymondz pushes harder
and Smash pulls back, taking Dymondz with him off the top and into a lock up in
midair! Smash sends Dymondz crashing to the canvas with a superplex that shakes
the entire ring…
Dymondz pulls Smash
away from the corner and turns around to deliver a neckbreaker that takes Smash
to the mat! Dymondz goes for a cover!
1….
2….
Smash kicks out!
Dymondz picks Smash back up off the mat and delivers a snap suplex. Dymondz
goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Smash kicks out once
again! Dymondz grabs Smash by the back of the head and begins to slaps him in
the face a few times till Smash pushes Dymondz away! As Dymondz backs away,
Smash grabs Dymondz by the wrist and pulls him back and into a headbutt!
Pickstock: This is
just sick. What a sick bastard. What a sick monster this dumb ape Jay Smash!
Dymondz rolls out of
the ring and stands on the opposite side of the announcer table with his back
turned to Pickstock. Pickstock begins to yell out at Dymondz, then pulls off
the head set and walks around the table trying to tell Dymondz to get back in
the ring. While Pickstock is pointing at the ring, Smash springboards off the
top rope and lands on both Pickstock and Dymondz with a cross body! …
Before Dymondz can
release Smash’s arm, Smash pulls his own arm back and sends Dymondz forward.
Smash picks Dymondz off the ground and delivers a spin buster to Dymondz through
the announcer table!!!
Pickstock throws his
hands to his head as he watches Dymondz go through. The table shatters across
ring side with Dymondz lying in the rubble. Smash slides back into the ring as
the referee makes it to a seven count. The referee continues as Dymondz lies
motionless in the destruction of the announcer table outside the ring.
Pickstock now stares at Smash, no longer with any interest in Dymondz as the
referee makes the final call:
Ref: 10!!!
The referee calls for
the bell!]
Kandi Reed: Ladies and
gentlemen, the following match has ended as a result of a count out. Therefore,
here is your winner and STILL the EUWC World Heavyweight Champion, Jay Smash!!!
[Pickstock watches as
Smash celebrates once again with his arm raised and the title held in his
hands. Pickstock walks around the ring and begins to stare back as he heads up
the ramp disappointed once more….]
Last Week…
Matt Pickstock: …last
week Jay Smash sent me a message. And I got it! 100% clear. So you see Jay...
I have come out here to inform you that I am waving the white flag. I
surrender. You have won the war. ..
So now, I am turning
over a new leaf. From here on out, competition will reign supreme on Main
Frame. I will step back into my office and I will run the day to day
operations. I will allow the superstars to do their talking in the ring and
once again competition will reign supreme here on Main Frame.
[Some fans cheer, most boo.]
Matt: I know some of you don't believe me, and I truly do deserve that
reaction. But trust me... In time you will see that I truly mean it. Once I
earn your trust again, you will see that I am here only to take Main Frame to
the upper echelon and continue putting forth the greatest years the EUWC has
ever seen!
"Red Flag" by Billy Talent
blares and the EUWC logo fades into a barrage of action shots including Jay
Smash hoisting the World Title into the air, Matt Pickstock pinning Sean Taylor,
Lord Alucard coming to the ring... Daymon standing tall in the ring... Chris
Comet after winning the EUWC European Title, Nero on the set of Sunday Nero
Live, Dan Ryan in front of an EUWC Main Frame backdrop... Matt Falcon battling
Lynch Garrison... Draco celebrating a win... Paul Doom standing on the Main
Frame stage... The scene then explodes into the Main Frame logo as EUWC Main
Frame opens up to the Bell Center in
Montreal, Quebec with thousands in attendance for yet another Mainframe in 2007!
Scott: And we are back once
again on Mainframe! Tonight we come to you live from Montreal as we set
ourselves up for more great EUWC action in the Bell Center!
John: Thouands in attendance
tonight, and you know what Scott… I think now is as good a time as ever don’t
you think?
Scott: I think so…
[Suddenly, Scott and John
pull off there headsets and drop them to the ground as John grabs a mic. Both
men head to the ring as Mainframe’s music cuts off]
John: 2 weeks ago, Scott
Marchman and I suffered a hard shot to the face by brass knucks held by the
great owner of the EUWC, Matt Pickstock… He didn’t seem to want us then… And
he sure as hell is not getting us tonight…
[John passes the mic to Scott
as John heads out of the ring and up the ramp.]
Scott: Mr. Pickstock… do
you really believe you can just come out to this ring and tell them you are a
changed man? Out of all the people that watch the EUWC and every man in the
back, you really expect us all to believe you turned a new leaf? Well that’s
wonderful! Now all you need to do is prove it. As a matter of fact, we won’t
be back until Matt Pickstock comes down to this ring and sincerely apologizes
for his actions. It’s about time Matt Pickstock started apologizing.
[With that said, Scott heads
out of the ring and follows John up the ramp and into the backstage area,
leaving the commentator booth vacant. Before anything else can happen, the show
quietly goes to a commercial break.]
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
Live on Pay Per View!
March 7, 2007
Air Canada Center - Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Theme Song: "Ladies and Gentlemen" - Saliva
Joe Fowler: Hello ladies and
gentlemen, this is Joe Fowler and welcome back. If you are now just tuning in
to Mainframe, before the commercial break announcers Scott Marchman and John
Shaft have walked out of Mainframe tonight due to the actions of Mr. Pickstock
last week. Let’s take a look at what just happened…
[A recap of the footage taken
before the commercial break shows of John Shaft and Scott Marchman walking
away. When the footage is complete, we are back to Joe Fowler sitting along
side ring announcer Kandi Reed.]
Kandi Reed: Because Marchman
and Shaft have left, tonight Joe Fowler and I, Kandi Reed will be commentating
on tonight’s event.
Backstage Segment
Team Fusion w/ Harmony
(The scene opens to three young superstars stood looking directly towards
the camera with smiles/smirks on their faces. The wall behind them has the
EUWC Main Frame banner pinned up high as it blows a bit from the windy
corridors.)
Harmony – Hello EUWC fans! It’s taken some time but we have finally made it
to the EUWC and most importantly, the big leagues! I’m Harmony the manager
of the uprising tag team and soon to be EUWC Tag Team Champions… TEAM
FUSION!
(We hear a slight cheer from the arena as the young lady again begins to
speak.)
Harmony – To my left I introduce to you… FRED FUSION!
(The camera pans on the white man who puts his right arm up and shows off
his bicep muscle. We see a cocky grin on his face.)
Harmony – And on my right I introduce to you… FARRIS FUSION!
(The black member of the team steps forward smirking hitting a few punches
into the air.)
Harmony – These two have been training for a while now and now feel they are
ready. We heard about the great EUWC Main Frame issuing an Open Invitation
for Tag Teams and that’s when we knew it was our time to shine. No longer do
we stand in the dark and watch others take the spotlight, no longer do we
wait till the time is right. Our time is now and soon Team Fusion will be
known to the world as the next EUWC Tag Team Champions!
(She hands the microphone over to Fred who looks into the camera, full of
charisma.)
Fred – That’s right we’ve come all the way from England in hope of making a
name for ourselves. We have a clear mission and that’s two be the next
greatest tag team the world has seen. It’s been a long time coming EUWC and
now we get our chance as we put our name forward to fight to become the
best. What I want to know is whether the EUWC is really ready for Team
Fusion?!?
(Farris grabs the microphone from Fred who looks into the camera with
intensity and determination.)
Farris – Y’know what I think? I don’t think any of these bitches here in the
EUWC are ready for the force of Team Fusion! Ya betta believe that the two
of us will NOT back down from any challenges we choose to take. Ya betta
believe that the two of us will not allow others to take the spotlight from
the uprising team of myself and my homie Fred over there. Bring this
Invitational, Team Fusion will just walk on over and get the job done.
That’s just the way things are goin’ down.
(Harmony takes the microphone back off Farris who still looks on in
determination and aggression.)
Harmony – Do you not see? These two men are the new face of professional tag
team wrestling. Fred and Farris will climb to the very top and become two of
the greatest tag team wrestlers this business has ever seen. Team Fusion
couldn’t have arrived at a better time. The state of tag team wrestling is
going to change real quick and for the better as Team Fusion climbs the
ladder week after week. Prepare yourself for Team Fusion… we are coming!
(Fred and Farris let off a slight laugh with each other when all three of
them just walk away leaving us staring towards the Main Frame banner. The
scene fades to black.)
"The
Golden Boy" Matt Higgerson vs Anubis
(Arena lights black out as
yellow and red lights strobe around the arena. "People Hate Me" by The
Murderdolls crashes the PA system as Ånubi§ is seen on the top of the ramp. The
perimeter of the ramp lights red while the interior glows yellow as Ånubi§ makes
his way to the ring.)
Kandi Reed: “From parts unknown weighing in at 200 pounds… Ånubi§.”
(Ånubi§ walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. The arena is booing him as
he shakes his fist at them from the ring. His music quiets down and the lights
come up back to normal. "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play throughout
the arena.)
Kandi Reed: “Hailing from Detroit Michigan weighing 260 pounds… “The Golden Boy”
Matt Higgerson.”
(The crowd gets the their feet and a huge pop is heard for the man they call
"The Golden Boy." Matt walks out to the ring, pointing to the crowd while making
his way down the ramp. He hops up onto the ring apron, and leap frogs over the
top rope. He walks to the turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as they continue to
cheer. Without warning Ånubi§ runs at Matt and double axe handles Matt in the
back. Matt falls from the turnbuckle. Ånubi§ grabs Matt by the back of the head
and starts to slam his face into the turnbuckle. The crowd starts to count with
each of Ånubi§ turnbuckle hits.)
Joe Fowler: “What a cheat. That’s a poor way to start a match.”
Kandi Reed: “Come on it’s all about getting the upper hand in the match.”
Joe Fowler: “It’s cheating plain and simple.”
Kandi Reed: “Nothing is simple in the ring.”
(Ånubi§ grabs Matt by the hair and spins him around and slams his shoulder into
the ring post. Matt sits in the corner of the ring holding his shoulder. Ånubi§
puts his foot in the neck of Matt choking him. The referee starts to counts
Ånubi§ stops when the ref counts to four. Ånubi§ pulls Matt from the corner by
the hair. He tucks Matt’s head under his arm and suplex’s him. Ånubi§ moves in
for a pin. The ref counts 1,2, but the referee stops the count because Anubis
has his feet on the ropes. Ånubi§ gets up off Matt. Ånubi§ picks Matt up by his
hair. Ånubi§ quickly moves Matt into a small package and pulls on Matt’s tights.
The referee goes down to the mat for another pin count. The referee doesn’t even
start the count. He tells Ånubi§ to let go of the tights. Ånubi§ picks Matt up
once again and Irish whips Matt against the ropes. Matt comes back with a
running shoulder block. Ånubi§ falls down to the mat. The golden boy bounces off
of the ropes and lands a elbow drop on Ånubi§. The arena is starting to scream
with anticipation of a Matt Higgerson come back. Matt wants to finish the match
fast he quickly wraps Ånubi§ into his golden rings submission.)
Kandi Reed: “There it is the golden rings.”
Joe Fowler: “It’s only a mater of time. I love when people tap out.”
(Matt wrenches down on the submission move, but Ånubi§ puts his foot on the
bottom rope. Matt has no choice, but to let go of the submission move by order
of the referee.)
Kandi Reed: “Some very smart thinking by Ånubi§.”
Joe Fowler: “That move did do some damage on him though.”
(Matt picks up Ånubi§ and Irish whips him into a corner. Matt charges at Ånubi§.
Ånubi§ moves out of the way and Matt smashes into the turnbuckle. Ånubi§ runs at
Matt and with a strong clothesline the two of them fall out of the ring onto the
hard ground.)
Joe Fowler: “Things are going to pick up now. They are both outside of the
ring.”
Kandi Reed: “They better get back in quick because tonight the referee isn’t
being lenient with the count out.”
(The two of them slowly get up at the same times. Outside of the ring the
exchange punches. Ånubi§ punches and gets the upper hand. He hits Matt with a
throat thrust. Matt stagers back and Ånubi§ hits Matt with a Hurracanrana.)
Scott: Wow! That was one hell of a hurracanrana.”
John: “He better get into the ring soon. The referee is at six in his count.”
(Ånubi§ picks up Matt and tosses him into the ring. Ånubi§ grabs the bell
ringer’s chair. He tosses the chair over the top rope. He rolls into the ring at
the count of 8. The referee grabs the chair before Ånubi§ can. They shout at
each other, but Ånubi§ rips the chair out of the referee’s hands. They keep
yelling at each other. Matt slowly moves and gets up on his own two feet. Matt
pushes the referee into Ånubi§. The referee and Ånubi§ fall out of the ring. The
arena ooooh as the referee falls hard. Matt rolls out of the ring and garbs
Ånubi§. Matt Irish whips Ånubi§, but Ånubi§ reverses it and sends Matt shoulder
fist into the metal stairs.)
Kandi Reed: “That never feels good.”
Joe Fowler: “Ånubi§ will do anything to win. He is what my 5th grade teacher
would call a cheater.”
Kandi Reed: “Ånubi§ is going for that chair again.”
(Matt stagers around as he sees Ånubi§ running at him with the chair. Matt
quickly pulls a drop kick out of nowhere and smashes the chair into Ånubi§
face.)
Kandi Reed: “Oh, damn what a drop kick. That was a hell of a shot in the face.”
Joe Fowler: “The referee is knocked out so the chair shot wasn’t seen so there
is no dq.”
(Matt walks over to Ånubi§. Matt picks him up and we see blood flowing out of
Ånubi§. Matt grabs Ånubi§ and walks him to the ring. Out of instinct Ånubi§
grabs the ring bell and smashes the bell over Matt’s head. They both fall down
to the floor and they are both bleeding, but the referee is still out cold.)
Joe Fowler: “When the hell did this become a hardcore match?”
Kandi Reed: “When the referee went down. They are both kicking the crap out of
each other.”
(The crowd is screaming and cheering. They are enjoying the first match of the
night. The two wrestlers are crawling on the ground slowly getting back into the
ring.)
Kandi Reed: “This is a disaster look at these wrestlers. They are a bloody
mess.”
(Ånubi§ and Matt Higgerson are both back in the ring. They both slowly get back
up on their feet. They run at one another and both land a clothesline on each
other. They land hard on the ring mat and lay there bleeding. The referee
finally pulls himself up and back into the ring. He slowly gets back to his feet
and starts to count the two wrestlers out.)
Kandi Reed: “We might have a double count out. This has been a great match.”
Joe Fowler: “It sure has been a pretty evenly match. Let’s see what happens.”
(Ånubi§ starts to get up as the ref counts. The referee gets to 5 and Matt
starts to stir up pulling himself up with the ropes. Ånubi§ and Matt Higgerson
are now both up. Ånubi§ runs over to Matt with hurtful intent. Matt kicks Ånubi§
in the gut very hard. Matt Higgerson lifts Ånubi§ on his shoulders. In one quick
move Matt lands his finisher on Ånubi§.)
Joe Fowler: “The golden rule. He just hit Ånubi§ with the golden rule.”
(Ånubi§ is on his back in the middle of the ring. Matt goes in for the cover.
The referee counts 1,2,3.)
Joe Fowler: “Matt picks up the win.”
Kandi Reed: “Your winner. “The Golden Boy” Matt Higgerson. That was one hell of
a match. That was a great battle from start to finish.”
Joe Fowler: “It sure was. I can’t wait for the rest of the show. This is going
to be an awesome Main Frame.”
Kandi Reed: “We have a lot of Main Frame left to go. So don’t go anyplace. Keep
your butts in your seats.”
B ackstage
Segment
[The first match had come to
an end as the backstage is filled with superstars just waiting for there moment
in the ring tonight. Following the view of the camera, the area seems quite but
the crowd could not be louder as the sight of Jay Smash is seen heading down the
hallway. Smash makes his way through with a smile as the EUWC World Heavyweight
Championship continues to hang over his shoulder. Moments later, Smash arrives
at a locker room door and opens it up.]
Jay Smash: Hey Nero! Nero
where are you?
[Smash searches the locker
room looking for Nero when he takes a quick glance at the benches and spots Nero
before walking away. Smash finds Nero sitting on the bench crunched up with his
hands on his stomach, and his face turned away, facing the bottom of the
lockers. Smash begins to move in closer when Nero falls back off the bench and
Smash quickly drops to the ground next to him to see what is wrong.]
Jay Smash: NERO! Hey! Get
someone in here now! GO! What the hell happened!?!
[The camera man turns away
and the view shows the lock room door open, then a race through the hallway till
it reaches the parking lot. A medical team is standing by at an Ambulance as
the camera spots them. The camera man begins to tell the medical team off
screen and they begin to set up and head towards the locker room. The camera
watches as they grab a large kit and a stretcher then head into the building
while the show goes to a quick commercial break.]
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
Live on Pay Per View!
Air Canada Center - Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Theme Song: "Ladies and Gentlemen" - Saliva
Joe: Welcome back
everybody. We have been having some very interesting moments here tonight so
far, and the most recent was an attack on Nero.
Kandi: We are not too sure
who has done this, but we do know that Jay Smash was the last person to see
Nero.
Joe: Are you accusing the
champion of attacking his opponent for Onslaught?
Kandi: Not at all, but I
find it strange that Smash manages to arrive at that very moment that Nero was
sitting there.
Joe: Innocent until proven
guilty Kandi.
[The cameras move backstage
once again where Jay Smash follows the medical staff with Nero on the
stretcher. As Jay Smash follows, he notices a couple of staff members
whispering as they stare at Smash for the corner of there eyes. Smash stops and
stares at both men, then heads over to get a closer look.]
Jay Smash: Is there a
problem?
Staff Member: No sir, it’s
just that…
Jay Smash: It’s just what?
Staff Member 2: Well….
Staff Member: Well come on,
you just so happen to walk into the locker room when Nero hits the ground and
expect us not to believe you set the whole thing up?
Jay Smash: So that’s what
you think? So you both think I did this? You think I purposely attacked Nero
one week before our match at Onslaught? Just because he happened to blind side
be last week during our match and Nero Kick me, you think I wanted to get
revenge then?
Staff Member: Well not only
that… but you’ve taken him out of that triple threat match tonight as well.
Jay Smash: I’m gonna say
this to you once… I didn’t do it.
[Smash walks away as the
staff members nod away on camera. The view goes back to the ring where the next
match is ready to begin.]
Joe Fowler: You know what…
I want to know what happens to our Main Event tonight!
Backstage Segment
Joe: “Well in just a few minutes we
are about to have our six man tag match.”
Kandi: “This is going to be one hell of a match. We have a brand new member to
our Main Frame staff.”
Joe: “Her name is Courtney Anderson and on her first night here she has an
interview with Dan Thorn minutes before his match.”
(The camera cuts from Joe and Kandi to the Montreal Canadians gym inside the
famous Bell Center. We still hear the buzz of the arena as the camera zooms in
on Dynamite Dan. He is lying down on the bench. The camera pans away from him
after his last rep of 300lbs. We see Courtney Anderson one of the new
interviewers for Main Frame standing over him with a microphone in her hand.)
Courtney: “Need someone to spot you?
(Dynamite Dan stands up wipes the sweat off his face, and tosses the towel into
a towel bin close to him.).
Dan: “No thanks, I just finished.”
(Dan starts to walk to the door, but Courtney places her hand on his shoulder.)
Courtney: “Dan... Can I call you Dan?”
Dan: “That’s my name.”
Courtney: “You have a six man tag match against Jeremy Oliver. Is there anything
you want to say?”
(Dan looks at her. He then softly takes her hand off his shoulder.)
Dan: “Courtney. Can I call you Courtney? (He makes a slight grin at her.)
Courtney: “That’s my name.” (She slightly grins back.)
Dan: “There is so little I have to say and so much time to say it. No wait
reverse that.”
(Dan turns to face the camera.)
Dan: “Jeremy Oliver you blast off about how you don’t understand my analogies. A
wrestler that uses the word prays tell in his promo is a butt puppet. If you
want me to make things more clearly for you talk to me in the ring. As you can
see I came here to Montreal. I am ready to wrestle here in the bell center.
Jeremy you think you are a big bad ass for hitting me with a chair? You are
nothing but a coward for coming at me from behind. I don’t need to know why you
did it. All I know is tonight we go toe to toe. I have two very accomplished
wrestlers in my corner, but you act as if you can take the three of us on by
yourself. You are sorely mistaken. Jeremy look at me.”
(Dan looks into the camera with fierce competitive drive.)
Dan: You think you have my number. You think you know all about me. Well Jeremy
I want you to remember this you are just a stepping stone for me and tonight I
am going to step all over you. You remember one thing Jeremy. (Point's to
himself.) This is the best thing goin'.
(Dynamite Dan walks out of the gym. the camera pans away from Dan back to
Courtney and then cuts back to Joe and Kandi.)
Six Man Tag Team Match
The Clique & "Dynamite" Dan Thorn vs Jeremy Oliver & Cold Blooded
[Kandi Reed stands up from
the announcer chair and announces the next match]
Kandi Reed: The following is
a six man tag team match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, now in the
ring the team of Tony DeLucci and Jack "The Ripper"... Cold Blooded! And there partner…
[The arena darkens as
"Enemy" by Sevendust plays. White smoke covers the ground in front of the
entrance. The smoke slowly dissipates and Jeremy Oliver is leaning against the
set looking indifferent with a blank expression on his face. He stands up
straight, shakes his muscles loose and begins to walk to the ring. He gets to
the ring and walks up the stairs before leaping over the top rope. He removes
his jacket and prepares for the match.]
Kandi Reed: Weighing in
at 245 pounds, from
Winnipeg,
Mantioba, Canada… Jeremy Oliver!
["Suicide Solution" by Ozzy Osbourne hits and Joe Boyer comes out to the ring
wearing a Jersey of the home town team and slap hands with people in the crowd
and then once he is in the ring, he takes the jersey off and tosses it into the
crowd.]
Kandi: And there opponents, first… from
Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 220 lbs, Joe "The Crippler" Boyer!
["One Step Closer" By Linkin park hits as the lights dim
and piro is set off into the rafters, The crowd is booing furiously as Jay Mac
walks out calmly, taking his time to walk down the ramp taunting the crowd on.
Mac Reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, he heads toward the
turnbuckle and removes his shirt as he starts to stretch.]
Kandi: And his partner, from
Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 260 lbs. Jay Mac! Together they are The
Clique!
Kandi Reed: And their partner…
[A
bright white fuse starts to burn at the bottom of the ramp. The fuse burns up
the ramp to the stage. The song TNT by AC/DC blast out of the sound system.
Dynamite Dan walks onto the stage the fuse stops burning at his feet. Dan jumps
into the air legs out to his sides. Four huge explosions of yellow, red, and
orange blast off. Dan strolls down the ramp, and rolls into the ring. He climbs
one of the turnbuckles. Dan takes off his silk shirt, and his sunglasses. He
tosses them out into the crowd. With the arena pumped Dan does a backwards flip
off the turnbuckle. When Dynamite Dan’s feet hit the wrestling mat four
explosions go off around the ring.]
Kandi Reed: Weighing in
at 252 pounds, residing in Portland, Oregon, ladies and gentlemen, “Dynamite”
Dan Thorn!
[All six men find
themselves situated around in there corners as Cold Blood sends in Jack "The
Ripper". As
soon as Jack "The Ripper" enters, Dan Thorn shoots out from his corner and spears
Jack "The Ripper" down to the mat! Dan Thorn continues to throw punch after punch,
then pick the Cold Blooded member off the mat and whip him into the corner! Dan
Thorn races towards the corner when Jack "The Ripper" moves away! Dan Thorn stops
himself before crashing into the turnbuckle, while Jack "The Ripper" quickly tags
in his partner DeLucci! DeLucci jumps in and heads towards Dan
Thorn, but before he can make contact, Dan Thorn turns and delivers a back kick
to the his med section! Dan Thorn turns and raises DeLucci high in the
air with a military press! Dan Thorn continues to show off his strength while
The Clique watches on in excitement for there partner. Dan Thorn tosses
DeLucci backwards and sends him crashing back down to the canvas!]
Kandi Reed: Wow that is
one strong guy!
Joe Fowler: He is a very
athletic individual, and you can see how happy Jay Mac and Joe Boyer are to have
him on their team right now.
[DeLucci tries to
stand back to his feet while Dan Thorn makes the tag to Joe Boyer. Boyer races
in and quickly grabs DeLucci by the arm and twists his arm around. As
Boyer continues to hold the arm, locked in place, he tags in Jay Mac who quickly
climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off while an axe handle slam into the
twisted arm of DeLucci. At the other end of the ring, Jack "The Ripper"
beats on the turnbuckle post, trying to get his partner to gain momentum. Boyer
exits the ring as Mac delivers a chop to DeLucci’s chest! DeLucci
falls back into the opposing team’s corner as Mac delivers a second chop to the
chest, then tags in Boyer. Mac and Boyer pull DeLucci to the center of
the ropes, then whip him across the ring. When DeLucci reaches the other
end of the ring, Jeremy Oliver tags himself in by slapping DeLucci on the
back on contact with the ropes. DeLucci runs back towards Boyer and Mac
who collide with a double flipping neckbreaker to DeLucci! When Mac
stands up, Jeremy Oliver grabs him by the tights and tosses him through the
ropes and to the outside of the ring! DeLucci rolls out of the ring, and
Boyer is left with Jeremy Oliver now racing forward and taking him down with a
clothesline! Boyer stands back up and finds Oliver connecting with a second
clothesline!]
Joe Fowler: And Jeremy
Oliver now gaining the upper hand for his team here after that vicious double
neckbreaker by The Clique on DeLucci!
Kandi Reed: Jeremy Oliver
needs to start slowing down his opponents so they can get a win here tonight.
[Oliver waits for Boyer to
stand, then goes in for an arm bar takedown, only to have Boyer counter to move
with a roll up as Boyer continues to hold Boyer’s arm with his own shoulders on
the mat.
1…
2…
Jeremy Oliver releases
Boyer’s arm and kicks out of the pinning predicament just in time. Both men
climb to there feet and lock up, but Oliver makes sure he gets the first move in
by delivering a knee to Boyer’s mid section then connecting with a DDT! Oliver
goes for a pin on Boyer.
1…
2…
Mac pulls Oliver by the
legs to take him off Boyer! As Mac heads to his corner, Oliver stands and
attacks Jay Mac from behind, nailing him with a running forearm smash and
sending Mac into Dan Thorn! Dan Thorn falls off the ring apron and slams his
head across the barricade while Mac backs up and falls into a German Suplex by
Oliver! Mac rolls away and Oliver stands up to find himself in Boyer’s grip for
a belly to belly suplex! Oliver hits the mat and Dan Thorn slides into the ring
upset about Mac falling into him. Mac holds the back of his head as he stands
up and faces Dan Thorn. Dan Thorn argues with Mac while Cold Blooded
enter the ring and begin to beat Dan Thorn and Jay Mac towards the ropes. Both
Cold Blooded run to the other end of the ring and head back towards
Thorn and Mac. DeLucci takes Mac over the top rope with a clothesline
while Thorn manages to shoulder back toss Jack "The Ripper" over the top before he
could clotheslines Thorn!]
Kandi Reed: This match
seems to be breaking down!
Joe Fowler: I don’t think
Dan Thorn is happy with his team after that attack.
Kandi Reed: What
attack!?! It was an accident!
Joe Fowler: Sure it was.
[DeLucci turns to
Dan Thorn after the two men are taken to the outside of the ring and is stomped
in the mid section by Thorn! Thorn quickly delivers The Explosion to
DeLucci
then stands up and watches Boyer deliver a suplex to Jeremy Oliver! When Boyer
stands, Thorn delivers The Explosion to Joe Boyer!!! Thorn pulls Boyer to there
correct corner, exits the ring and tags himself in! Thorn rolls Boyer away as
he heads towards Jeremy Oliver who begins to stand. When Oliver turns, Dan
Thorn goes for The Explosion once more, but Oliver counters and pushes Thorn
towards the ropes. Dan Thorn bounces chest first off the ropes and upon return
is nailed with the Deadman’s Kick by Jeremy Oliver!!!
1…
2…
Jay Mac stops the pin
after sliding back in! Mac saves the match then heads back to the outside to
check on Boyer. Mac checks to see if his partner is all right when Boyer points
to Dan Thorn and tells Mac what happened. Dan Thorn and Oliver begin to stand
as The Clique enter the ring behind Dan Thorn. Both men turn Dan Thorn around
and deliver a kick to the abdomen followed by a double arm powerslam! The
Clique begin to walk towards the ropes when Cold Blooded grab Boyer and
Mac by the back of the heads and pulls them over the top rope and to the outside
of the ring! Both men crash to the mat outside the ring while Cold Blooded
enter the ring standing next to a weak Dan Thorn. Jeremy Oliver stands with
Cold Blooded as they watch Dan Thorn stand up.]
Joe Fowler: This ain’t
good!
Kandi Reed: Sure isn’t!
Dan Thorn better have a good plan now after he made the mistake in delivering
The Explosion to his own team mate!
[When Dan Thorn stands,
Cold Blood deliver a double punch to Thorn’s face that takes him down once
again. Thorn stands back up slowly and finds Cold Blood races towards him with
a double clothesline! Dan Thorn hits the mat once again and tries to stand even
slower this time while Oliver waits for Dan Thorn to get up. As Thorn climbs to
his feet, Oliver measures him up, ready to end the match when Thorn pops up in
the air, grabs Oliver by the neck and delivers The Explosion from out of
nowhere!!! Cold Blooded are shocked by the quick finisher and they
begin to run back towards Dan Thorn when Joe Boyer and Jay Mac re enter the ring
with steel chairs in hand! Cold Blooded run the opposite direction and
slide out of the ring while Dan Thorn goes for the pin!
1…
2…
3!!!
Kandi Reed: Here are your
winners, The Clique and “Dynamite” Dan Thorn!!!
[Thorn nails Oliver with a big clothesline, sending
him tumbling over the top rope and to the outside. Thorn follows Oliver out of
the ring and the two begin to brawl up the aisle before heading backstage,
continuing the fight.]
Joe: Thorn and Oliver look like they're gonna brawl all over this arena!
Kandi: I don't think we've seen the last of that feud!
[Both Cold Blooded and The Clique re-enter the ring and stare each other down.
All four men get ready to come to blows when suddenly some familiar music kicks
in...]
Joe: What the hell!?
Kandi: It can't be!!
["It's Gettin' Better (Man!!)" by Oasis starts to boom throughout the arena,
leading to a massive erruption from the fans. Moments later this happens again
as Classy Mike C and Jaz Moundfield, collectively known as The Dream Team, step
out onto the stage!]
Joe: THE DREAM TEAM ARE BACK! THE DREAM TEAM ARE BACK!
Kandi: Business has just picked up!
[All four men in the ring turn and look as Jaz stands arms crossed and Mike C
holds his trademark cocksure smile upon his face. As the music dies down, Mike C
holds the microphone in his right hand up to his mouth, before looking out at
the crowd and addressing them.]
Mike C: ...For those of you who don't have a clue about wrestling history...and
for those of you who've lived under rocks for the past five years...my name is
CLASSY MIKE C! And this man to my left is none other than JAZ MOUNDFIELD! And
together...WE ARE THE DREAM TEAM!
[The fans go wild as Mike C pauses for a second.]
Mike C: Now Tony, Jack, Jay and Joe, you're probably wondering what the hell
we're doing here, right? Well humour me if you will and allow me to take you all
on a little trip down memory lane. 2003 was the year and the EUWC Tag Team
division was in the doledrums. Then we came along, and not only did we make that
division famous again...we made it our own! Now fast forward to the present day,
and once again the division...the division...aww hell once again the tag team
division sucks! But once again, here come the cavalry. You see when Matt
Pickstock laid down the challenge for any team past or present to return at
Onslaught and try and earn that Tag Team title shot, he didn't account on the
GREATEST EVER TEAM returning to try and earn the Tag Team title shot! So at
Onslaught, it's gonna be The Clique...versus Cold Blooded...versus THE DREAM
TEAM!
[The fans go wild once more and after a few seconds Mike C appeals for quiet.]
Mike C: And once we're through with you boys, and once we've got our hands on
the EUWC Tag Team championships, you will all see just who the greatest team in
EUWC history is, and you will LIKE IT....OR LUMP IT!
[Mike C tosses the mic down as "It's Gettin' Better (Man!!)" starts to play once
again and the crowd go wild. Mike C and Jaz stare down the four men in the ring
before heading backstage and leaving the four to contemplate what just went
down.]
Joe: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are in shock right now! The Dream Team are back
and that does not bode well for the rest of the tag teams here on Main Frame!
Kandi: Think about it Marchman, not only have these guys been two time World Tag
Team champions, but Mike C is a former World champion, a former US champion, a
former 52 Wild champion, and Jaz Moundfield is no slouch either. Business truly
has just picked up!
Backstage Segment
Interviewer: Jay Smash!
Jay Smash! A quick question!
[Back in the hallways,
random interviewers begin to shout out to Jay Smash when Smash finally stops and
stands next to one that gets his attention.]
Interviewer: Mr. Smash,
the whole backstage has been wondering since the attack on Nero tonight, if you
are lying to hide the truth as to what happened to him here tonight. Did you or
did you not attack Nero?
Jay Smash: I’m getting
tired of this. For all I know, Nero did this to himself to get some attention
and some support on his side towards his match at Onslaught. I said this
earlier and I’ll say it once again… I didn’t do it!
Interviewer: I’m sorry
Mr. Smash, but it’s a little hard to believe… After all the talk in the back
about you going into this PPV match…
Jay Smash: What talk,
what do you mean?
Interviewer: Well, people
are beginning to think that you may not walk out champ after Onslaught. They
think you are afraid of losing that title. They think you are beginning to show
a little bit of that attitude that you showed when you faced Adam Benjamin last
summer before you lost your championship.
[Smash stands silent for a
moment trying to think of something to say, but the only thing that could come
out was a huge right fist into the interviewers face that sent the interviewer
straight to the ground. The crowd is shocked by Smash’s actions, but they
continue to cheer on as Smash turns and stares at the camera.]
Jay Smash: I am a changed
man… I am not that person anymore. I am better now, I am the EUWC World
Heavyweight Champion, and I would never attack my opponent for a major
Pay-Per-View knowing it’s coming up in just a week. Nero, I don’t know what
happened, and I don’t know who did this to you, but some people need answers. I
told you already, I didn’t do it… I’m not like that… I’m a good person… And
injured or not Nero, this attack on you will not be my problem when you enter
that ring against me at Onslaught. I’m sorry this happened to you Nero… But
when we enter that ring and this title goes on the line, I won’t care that you
got attacked, because I’ll be focused on you in that ring, and leaving still
EUWC World Heavyweight Champion. I…
Staff: Sir…
Jay Smash: I... Wha…
What is it?
[The staff member passes
Jay Smash a cell phone then runs off.]
Jay Smash: Hello?
[A voice is heard, then
Smash begins to looks surprised about the news, but not in a good way. Smash
hangs up the phone and stares down for a moment before turning around and
kicking at the wall behind him. Smash walks away in rage as the cameras go back
to ring side.]
Joe Fowler: Well I’m not
sure what that was all about but Smash insists that it was not him that attacked
Nero tonight. And… Hold on just a moment… Oh my goodness, I’ve just had word
that tonight’s Main Event has been changed! That phone call that Jay Smash just
got was straight from the Board saying that due to the attack on Nero tonight,
unless Nero can compete, Jay Smash will be taking his place in the triple threat
match against Daymon and John Doe!
Kandi Reed:
Unbelievable! We’ll be right back!
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
Live on Pay Per View!
Air Canada Center - Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Theme Song: "Ladies and Gentlemen" - Saliva
In-Ring Segment
Texas Lightning
Staci Seymore:
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honor to welcome back, a man who has taken it
all, and now is back after major knee surgery, former member of Pickstock’s
Army, here is Texas Lightning!!
Joe Fowler:
Shouldn’t Staci have been given some other assignment? The last time these two
were togther, Staci was hospitalized for weeks.
Kandi Reed:
She wants to dig her own grave, let her do it.
(There is no
music. As he goes through the curtain, Texas Lightning comes out to a decent
pop. Fans acknowleding the intense situation TL has faced since October when he
was booted out of the Army, but now he takes a minute to wave to the fans.
Staci looks a little nervous, but TL just looks at her and shows no emotion)
Staci: Well,
Tex….we meet again.
TL: So we
do. Actually, you are looking good, Staci.
Staci: Eh…I
am not sure how to approach that…
TL: Staci,
that was a compliment. Don’t worry…that back then was all part of a plan, a
schedule, you see it was Matt Pickstock who told me if I wanted to be noticed, I
had to do some extreme things….take you out, take out some soldiers, even try to
take out Daymon. But you and all the fans know that I am no longer part of the
Army…hell, the Army doesn’t even exist anymore.
(Fans cheer)
TL: So, let
me start off by saying to you, Staci…I’m sorry.
Staci: Um…thanks..I
think.
TL:
Understandable. But let’s talk about history here for a minute. You see, for
most of 2006, I was part of supposely the most sinster group ever formed in the
EUWC. Pickstock’ Army. Well, it seemed all too well, that everyone knows in
September, I hit a losing streak…not just to anyone, but to Nero. Now, I don’t
have any qualms with Nero about that, it was that I did what Matt wanted…like I
had done most of the year…hell, in fact, for most of the past two years. I
like most of the EUWC, did what Matt wanted…or ordered.
But you see,
even when you do what the boss wants…you find out that the boss has other
plans. That is what led to my being attacked by the Army…being fired supposely
from the EUWC…but it seems Matt made a mistake. He forgot back in 2005, when I
signed my five year contract with the EUWC, that I had put in there a “no-fire”
clause. He didn’t seem to mind it then, and he was happy to leave it in there.
Good thing he did, because that is why I am back.
Joe: Score
one for TL there, he outsmarted the boss.
Kandi: I
don’t think Matt realized what he was signing there.
TL: And you
know, Staci, I had numerous offers to move out of the EUWC, I had offers from
Dixie Carter, from Bill Beherens, hell, I even had an offer from that bunch of
Raven wannabes, Juggalo Champions*** Wrestling. I had offers from FOX Sports to
head up their new wrestling division, and of course we all would find out that
Rupert Murdoch had no intentions to have a wrestling division after the fracas
John Layfield did on Sunday mornings. I even got a phone call from MTV, but I
thought nah….who would want to be part of something that if you put a “e”
between W and S and a “u” before the X, you would an idea get how good they are…
(Crowd chants “We suck”)
Joe: That’s
funny…TL got the fans to admit they suck.
Kandi: No,
he didn’t...they are saying that WSX sucks!
TL: I had
this great deal with the EUWC and by God, I was going to stick with them. I was
going to stick with Matt. I would do what he asked of me, because I was a
company man. I carved out Daymon’s head with a piece of plastic, gave you a
bath with week old coffee, even followed around with the man who actually could
prove some comedians and talk show hosts are zeros.
Kandi:
Respect for Nero.
Joe: I am
not so sure that was a point of respect.
TL: I even
ignored my two best friends and they know who they are. And by the way, for the
record, guys, I am sorry. But I see now Matt had other ideas…real frightening
ones…he didn’t want a company man, he wanted another tail kisser. And when I no
longer satisfied his needs for kissing tail and taking Josie out to McDonalds
while he supposely had a management meeting. It wasn’t management, it was the
group that would take me out for a while from the EUWC. Then October 5
happened. Under the guise of a birthday present to Matt, I got attacked…
ambushed …five on one…left for dead, rushed back home, had a double cartilege
implant and couldn’t walk for two months. That’s ok, Matt…since the attack you
got rid of your Army. You decided you needed to be more focused to your
family…to both your families, the one at home and the one in the financial
offices.
Also, it
turned out that Matt wasn’t the only blind fool in that contract signing. I
didn’t look hard enough in there and whoa and behold…a unique little clause…that
I didn’t find out about until I filed my medical paperwork.
Simply put,
if I was to be injured longer than 48 hours without supporting documentation
from the EUWC medical staff, led of course by Nero’s personal Patricia Heaton
lookalike “tonsil hockey” player, I mean dentist, I would not receive my full
medical benefits. So tell me, what dentist would know anything about a knee
injury. Simple, she wouldn’t know jack. However, the end result is the costs
would fall onto the wrestler.
I was out for
over four months. The surgeries I had to have cost me over a half a million
dollars, doctor’s fees alone. Overall, I had to spend nearly three times that
overall. I ended up having to sell several of my exercise shops, our house in
Liberty…oh God, I had to give that up and give it to Stephanie’s sister, another
one of those borderline wackos who want to be Matt’s personal love slave…and it
hurt telling Stephanie we couldn’t take our annual trip to Metarie.
Now, why
would I mention this…well, it seems to me and if anyone follows business…the
EUWC just announced record profits for the fifth straight year. And we all know
those shareholders got their shares…massive dividends again, and we know who
holds most of those shares….Matt and his family and that Jay Smash loving clown
running Blackout, Leo Silver. And then we heard about the bonuses given to some
of the stars…Jay Smash, Daymon, T Waring, even Nero….hell, I hear even Sanket
Desai got a bonus!!
Joe: Yes, he
did….two bits.
Kandi:
Actually, I think Sanket supposely got about $20,000.
Joe: What?
He got more than I did…why that little weasel.
TL: Did I
get any of this money? No…but I am not mad…no not at all. After everything we
lost, and when I heard about all of this…Stephanie wanted to see what kind of
legal issues we could pursue….however, why punish everyone else…put the EUWC in
a neagtive light. That’s not a fair solution. Even despite the huge financial
hit I took, I could have taken it in a business matter and done a stock purchase
and began a takeover bid…but no, why impersonate Vince McMahon, this isn’t WCW
in 2001.
This is EUWC
in 2007. Actions aren’t spoken in the board room or the lawyer’s offices or
even that bed Jay and Leo share (crowd chuckles), they are answered in the
ring. And I will have my answer to what I will do at Onslaught. The Tag Team
Open and a chance to win the EUWC Tag Team Titles. Do I have a partner? You bet
I do. So, at Onslaught, I will begin the return of the most successful career
ever in wrestling…and I will return to the promimence I know I have had before
and I will again…launch the greatest tag team ever to hit the EUWC, and the
newest threat to society and specifically to the fortunes of those who received
what I worked my a$$ for…come Onslaught, it’s payback time! There is no more
“yes man” here…there is a man with a mission, to pay back each and every
individual who screwed me over…and come this time, I promise, I will succeed, no
matter what!
(The crowd is
non-responsive to his final words, but still take the time to give TL a small
ovation for his return. He leaves the ring and slowly starts to walk up the
rampway, a cameraman walks with Lightning as he goes up the rampway and the
camera switches back to Marchman and Shaft)
Joe: It
looks like Lightning lost his competive edge. That was lame.
Kandi:
Oh come on, he’s been out for five months. What do you expect…(all the sudden
you hear in the background a crash of equipment) What the hell was that?
(Wide angle
crowd camera shows as TL is beating up the ringside cameraman)
Kandi:
Someone stop him!!
(Texas
Lightning grabs the cameraman and picks him up for what appears to be a Demon
Bomb, but TL throws and then quickly twists the poor guy around in mid-air and
plants him face and chest first into the metal rampway to a major round of boos
from the crowd)
Kandi: Oh my
God!! He just destroyed Kevin Dykster!
Joe: One
less on the payroll this week!!
Kandi: You
asshole!! And TL’s one too! I can’t believe he just destroyed one of the staff
for no apparent reason.
Joe: But you
have to love that move he made. I think Kev’s going to be missing a few teeth
after that wonderful move!
Kandi: That
was vile! Inhumane!
Joe:
Brillant! (cracks open a Guiness beer)
(Medics rush
to the rampway as TL walks off, giving the finger to some of the fans and
threatening others as Kevin Dystker is turned over and he’s bleeding from a cut
above the forehead and a close-up of him shows a tooth jammed up his nose)
"The Ego Buster" Dan Ryan & Chris Comet vs Matt Falcon & Enigma
Joe Fowler: Welcome
back! Next up, a tag team match that will send you to your feet even at home!
Dan Ryan and Chris Comet against Enigma and Matt Falcon! What a match up!
Kandi Reed: Ladies and
gentlemen, the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing
first…
[AFI "Miseria
Cantare (The Beginning) begins to play as Enigma slowly walks down to the ring
and slides into his the corner and sits.]
Kandi
Reed: From the land of the unknown, weighing in at 250 pounds, Enigma!
[The
sounds of 'My Last Breath' by Evanescence begin to take effect as blue and red
lights swirl the arena. Suddenly a strong white light shines on the stage and
Matt Falcon walks into it, wearing a white leather trench coat and sunglasses,
the Red and Blue lights crossing over each other at the entrance as a shower of
pyros sprays onto the stage below. Falcon raises his arms for a few seconds and
walks down towards the ring.]
Kandi
Reed: And his partner, weighing in at 245 pounds, hailing from Manchester,
England… Matt Falcon!
[He
gets to the apron and slides into the ring, walking to the end corner and
scalling it, raising his arms at his sides and staring at the crowd through his
sunglasses, jumping down and removing his white jacket and glasses before
waiting for his opponents.]
Kandi Reed: And there opponents, introducing first…
[“Back
in Black” hits as Comet comes out onto the stage with Cindy Youngblood at his
side. They look at each other as the crowd cheers. They walk down the aisle
slapping hands with hands. Comet climbs up on the apron and holds the ropes open
for Cindy. She slowly climbs into the ring and the men in the audience cheer.]
Kandi
Reed: Now entering the ring, accompanied by Cindy Youngblood, from Tampa,
Florida. He weighs in tonight at 223 pounds and he is the EUWC European
Champion, ladies and gentlemen, Chris Comet!!
[Comet
has a huge smile on his face as he climbs into the ring and holds up the
European Championship. Comet passes the title over to Cindy as she exits the
ring. Comet waits at his corner as he stares down his opponents.]
Kandi
Reed: And his partner…
[(Cue
up: "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.)
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and
white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to
the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan
throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to
the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky'
Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid
shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride
power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan walks down to ringside as pyro erupts along the ramp beside him. He rolls
under the bottom rope and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through
the sunglasses into the crowd.)]
Kandi
Reed: From Houstin, Texas… Weighing in tonight at 335 pounds, “The Ego Buster”
Dan Ryan!!
Joe
Fowler: Well all four men are now in the ring and this tag team match is ready
to begin.
Kandi
Reed: It sure has been a lot of work here tonight Fowler, but it’s enough to
see such great talent in the ring.
[As the
bell sounds, Chris Comet and Matt Falcon begin the match. Both men circle
around the ring a full rotation, when Falcon tags in Enigma by the shoulder.
Falcon looks back at Falcon, then steps onto the apron while Enigma stares at
Falcon. Enigma enters the ring and quickly heads towards Comet who delivers a
dropkick! Enigma hits the canvas and Comet goes for a cover.
1…
2…
Enigma
kicks out and Comet stands back up while pulling Enigma by the head. Comet
pulls Enigma into the corner and tags in Dan Ryan. Ryan and Comet begin to
stomp Enigma down before Comet exits the ring. Dan Ryan pulls Enigma back up
and whips him towards the ropes. Ryan follows Enigma and nails him with the
kitchen sink! When Enigma hits the mat, Ryan goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Falcon
tries to break up the count, but Enigma is cable to kick out in time. As Falcon
begins to head back, Dan Ryan tries to pick up Engima, who delivers a poke to
the eye and kicks Dan Ryan back into Falcon! Falcon is pushed through the ropes
and to the outside of the ring as Enigma sits up and delivers a low blow to Dan
Ryan while the referee is distracted by Matt Falcon’s fall to the outside of the
ring! Enigma rolls Dan Ryan up and the ref turns.
1…
2…
Dan
Ryan kicks out, but Enigma goes for another cover.
1…
2…
Dan
Ryan kicks out once again, sending Enigma to his feet and towards the corner.
Enigma begins to climb to the top turnbuckle while Dan Ryan tries to stand,
still feeling the affects from the low blow.]
Joe
Fowler: A dirty shot by Enigma almost ended this match, but it seems he is
already heading to the top turnbuckle for some desperate measures.
Kandi
Reed: You gotta do what you gotta do in order to beat a guy that big.
Joe
Fowler: Interesting Reed…
[When
Dan Ryan stands, Engima dives off the top only to have Dan Ryan catches Enigma
on his shoulders and down into a very powerful fireman’s carry! On impact, Dan
Ryan stands right back up and raises Enigma back to his feet, into the air and
back down with a spinebuster!! Before Dan Ryan get go for the pin, Matt Falcon
enters with a stomp to the back of Dan Ryan’s legs, followed by several punches
to the back of his head! Dan Ryan makes it back to his feet when Matt Falcon
delivers a bulldog that sends Dan Ryan down face first! Falcon heads back to
his corner while Chris Comet tries to jump into the ring. The referee stomps
Chris Comet from entering while Matt Falcon jumps back towards Dan Ryan and
illegally chokes Dan Ryan with both hands wrapped around Dan Ryan’s jugular!
When Comet makes it to his corner, the ref turns around and accelerates quickly
towards Matt Falcon. The ref pulls Matt Falcon off of Dan Ryan and pushes him
back to his corner while Falcon holds his hands in the air as if he had done
noting wrong.]
Joe
Fowler: Unnecessary. Just total disrespect of the rules in this match by Matt
Falcon right there.
Kandi
Reed: I think it’s understandable considering these guys are facing off against
a massive guy such as Dan Ryan, but they still need to watch what they are doing
in there, because that referee is not going to take much more.
[Enigma
begins to pull Dan Ryan to his feet, when he delivers a couple knee shots to Dan
Ryan’s face, then delivers a mat slam that takes the back of Dan Ryan’s crashing
down hard on the canvas. Enigma climbs on top of Dan Ryan and furiously pounds
his right fist into Dan Ryan’s skull. Moments later, Enigma stands to hear an
arena filled with booing fans. Enigma grabs Dan Ryan by the right leg and
throws on a leg lock while the fans begin to chant “you suck!” after Enigma.]
Kandi
Reed: The crowd is starting to feel uneasy! Dan Ryan being tortured with that
leg lock right now, and Enigma won’t release! And he doesn’t have to either!
[Enigma
continues to stretch the leg as Dan Ryan tries with little effort it seems to
reach for the ropes behind him. Dan Ryan is very close as he lays his back on
the mat and reaches his arms back as far as they can go, but still just a little
too far from the ropes. Suddenly, Chris Comet steps onto the bottom rope and
reaches out as Dan Ryan raises his hand a bit higher and tags Comet in! Chris
Comet charges into the ring, towards the other end, then returns with a huge
boot to Enigma’s face!! Enigma shoots straight off Dan Ryan and falls under the
bottom rope and onto the apron! Dan Ryan begins to stand and head to his corner
while Chris Comet heads back to the other end of the ring, bounces off the ropes
and heads towards Enigma who now stands on the apron. Comet dives over the top
rope and delivers a flying clothesline that takes Engima and himself out of the
ring and to the outside as they both crash into the barricade! The crowd goes
insane after the huge move that takes both men down!]
Joe
Fowler: Wow! What a move by Comet! A very high flying clothesline over the
top rope and that takes Enigma off the apron and to the outside of the ring!
Comet now trying to stand after landing on the outside as well, and it seems as
though Matt Falcon wants in on the action now!
[Matt
Falcon walks over to take a look at both men on the ground, when Dan Ryan runs
off the ring apron and delivers a flying shoulder block that takes Falcon to the
padded surface. Dan Ryan stands back up and grabs Matt Falcon by the back of
the head. Ryan creeps Falcon up to the announcer table and sends Falcon’s head
crashing down onto the table! After the shot to the head, Dan Ryan raises
Falcon up, and tosses him against the ropes from the outside of the ring!
Falcon bounces back and lands into a hip toss by Dan Ryan who sends Falcon
falling on top of the announcer table!!! Falcon’s back crashes off the table,
but the table does not break! Falcon slips off and holds his back while Kandi
Reed and Joe Fowler stand and stare at Falcon lying in between them.]
Kandi
Reed: This is getting way to close now!
Joe
Fowler: I don’t believe the table didn’t break after that! But I have a
feeling something broke when Falcon hit the table at that speed and that much
height!
[Both
Chris Comet and Enigma have made it back to their feet by this time and both men
begin to throw punches at one another. Enigma gains the upper hand with a kick
to the gut, followed by a whip to Comet into the steel steps! Chris Comet holds
his shoulder while Cindy Youngblood tries to check on him! Enigma walks up and
stares at Cindy for a moment before pulling her by the hair and giving her a
scare as she screams for help. Enigma turns Cindy around only to have her slap
him in the face! Enigma turns from the slap and Dan Ryan grabs Enigma into a
belly to belly slam at ringside! Dan Ryan stands back up and rolls Enigma into
the ring, but just before Dan Ryan enters, he turns to the crowd and taunts to
them. The crowd cheers like crazy for Dan Ryan, when a glass beer bottle cracks
against Dan Ryan’s skull!!! The glass shatters over top his head and to the
ground as the crowd continues to cheer still not realizing what had just
occurred.]
Kandi
Reed: Nice belly to belly by Dan Ryan, and now giving love to the crow… wait…
wait a second! What was that!?!?
Joe
Fowler: I saw that too! Did a fan just smash a bottle over Dan Ryan’s head!?!
Kandi
Reed: Wait a second! That’s no fan!
[When
Dan Ryan drops, a man wearing a hooded jacket pulls the hood down revealing none
other that Daymon! Daymon stands in the front watching the match as Dan Ryan
falls to the floor, bleeding after the shot with the beer bottle. Chris Comet
slides back into the ring and begins to stand, when Enigma jumps into a goes for
a roll up on Comet!
1…
2…
Comet
reverses the roll up as the referee stands, then jumps back down.
1…
2…
Enigma
kicks out and both men begin to stand when the referee notices Dan Ryan lying on
broken glass outside the ring. The referee scratches his head till he notices
Daymon in front watching the match! Back inside the ring, Chris Comet ducks
from a high kick by Enigma and delivers the Comet Kick!!! Enigma hits the mat
and Chris Comet goes for the pin when the referee calls for the bell!!!
Chris
Comet stands up and walks up to the referee a little confused when the referee
steps out of the ring and announces the winner to Kandi Reed.]
Kandi
Reed: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match has been called due to a
disqualification. Therefore, your winners of this match are Dan Ryan and Chris
Comet!
[Daymon
hops the barricade and stares down at Dan Ryan before he slides into the ring.
Enigma rolls out of the ring and to the outside, while Chris Comet takes a
moment to stare at Daymon, then leave to Cindy Youngblood’s request. Cindy and
Chris Comet head to the back as Daymon pulls off the jacket he was wearing and
stands in the center of the ring, ready for his match tonight.]
Joe
Fowler: What a surprise! Chris Comet didn’t even have to pin Enigma to win!
So I guess that’s one straight victory we won’t know about right now.
Kandi
Reed: What do you mean?
Joe
Fowler: Well, do you think Enigma would have kicked out? Cause I have my
doubts.
Kandi
Reed: Chris Comet is the longest reigning European Champion after all, so he
does have reasons why he might have beaten him, but it is because of Daymon’s
attack that this match had to end. Dan Ryan is still receiving medical
attention here, but we won’t leave you without all the details, we’ll be right
back!
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
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[As the
commercial break ends, the crowd is going crazy and right away, the action picks
back up with a bleeding Dan Ryan beating down Daymon in the ring, and a ladder
has been slid into the ring! Dan Ryan stands up from the mat and grabs the
ladder, setting it up in the center then stopping to watch Daymon climb back to
his feet. The crowd has not stopped cheering since commercial break and they
continue as Daymon charges with a spear to Dan Ryan into the standing ladder!
Dan Ryan falls back into the ladder, causing it to tumble over. Dan Ryan hits
the mat after the spear, and Daymon sends his fists flying! Security rushes
down to the ring and finally tries to break it up when John Doe heads down with
the security and begins to toss security out of the way! John Doe stomps Daymon
off of Dan Ryan and Ryan is pulled away by the security and the EMTs trying to
check on his condition. John Doe and Daymon begin to go at it with punches left
to right!]
Kandi
Reed: This is chaotic right now! With just one week from Onslaught and
everything is out of control!
Joe
Fowler: Dan Ryan and Daymon can’t wait until their ladder match at Onslaught!
Daymon will have his Money in the Bank on the line in that match, and Daymon has
done everything possible to make sure Dan Ryan is ready for a fight!
Nero
vs John Doe vs Daymon
[The
fight continues inside the ring as security begins to leave the ring and follow
Dan Ryan up the ramp. John Doe and Daymon are left in the ring battling it out,
when the lights drop and a blue strobe flashes on the stage. Water begins to
sprinkle from above like rain, and a black flap props over the screen with the
letter’s “JS” in the center. “Riot” by Three Days Grace blasts through the
arena as Jay Smash pops out from the backstage curtain and swings his head
around as the rain crashes down on him. Smash quickly pulls off his burned
leather trench coat, revealing the EUWC World Heavyweight Championship and heads
down the ramp! As Smash makes his way down, his pulls the title off his waist
then slides into the ring where both John Doe and Daymon are waiting. Daymon
goes for the first punch at Smash, but Smash blocks and sends Daymon to the mat
with a hard right fist! John Doe moves in as well, but Smash blocks once more
and punches Doe down to the mat!]
Joe
Fowler: I guess the substitute is filling in for Nero!
Kandi
Reed: What happens if Nero shows up?
Joe
Fowler: That’s a big “what if” Kandi.
[After
the punch by Smash, Daymon stands back up and falls into a scoop slam by Smash,
followed by John Doe who runs into a clothesline! Smash begins to shake to the
top rope as he yells out to the crowd, keeping every fan out of there seats
watching. Smash turns around and begins to make his way towards Daymon, when
Doe delivers a forearm to Smashes back! Daymon follows up with a kick to
Smashes mid section, then both men push Smash into the corner and stomp the
champ down! Daymon and Doe work together for the moment to keep Smash down as
they kick, punch, slap, and choke Smash while he is down in the corner. Daymon
backs away and orders John Doe to picks Smash up, Doe nods his head, then
begins to pick Smash up. Before Doe continues, he drops Smash and turns to
Daymon, delivering a clothesline that takes Daymon to the mat! Doe picks Daymon
up and whips him into the ropes. On return, Doe leaps into the air and catches
Daymon in a Lou Thesz Press! John Doe begins to connect with several punches to
Daymon while Smash stands up from the corner and delivers an elbow drop to John
Doe’s back!]
Joe
Fowler: Doe and Daymon tried to work together, and because they couldn’t, Smash
is back on his feet!
Kandi
Reed: Well none of these men like each other, and neither man can trust one
another.
[John
Doe holds his back as he stands back up to his feet and falls to a toe kick by
Smash! Smash lifts Doe up onto his shoulders, locking in the arms for The Smash
Attack, when Daymon clubs Smash in the back of the legs with his right arm!
Smash drops back and Doe lands on top of Smash for a cover!
1…
2…
Smash
kicks out, and Daymon pulls Doe away to go for a pin on Smash instead!
1…
2…
Smash
kicks out once again and Daymon stands to meet Doe for an Atomic Drop! Doe holds
his inner thigh and turns around as he finds himself lifted into a backdrop by
Daymon! Daymon grabs Doe by the legs and locks in the Texas Cloverleaf! When
Daymon turns, he finds Smash running forward and he quickly releases and ducks a
clothesline by Smash! Before Daymon can turn, he gets Smashed!!!]
Joe
Fowler: Ow! Jay Smash with a superkick to the back of Daymon’s head!
Kandi
Reed: He just got Smashed!
[Daymon
hits the mat and Smash stares at both men down in the ring. Smash then looks
out at the crowd, then back down where he grabs Doe by the right leg and turns
him into a single leg crab! As he locks in the leg on Doe, Smash reaches down
and grabs Daymon’s left leg and locks in a single leg crab on Daymon at the same
time!!! The cheering is amazing as Smash keeps both men down in the submission
hold! Suddenly, Smash begins to lose his balance as he tries to keep the hold
locked in. Daymon and Doe begin to pull their upper bodies up and eventually,
Smash falls forward and both Doe and Daymon sit up and grab Smash by his legs!
The cheer goes down to a mean roar as Daymon and Doe lock both Smashes legs in
with a single leg crab of there own! Smash holds his face down, where the fans
are unable to see his reaction as his right hand storms through the air balled
up into a fist.]
Joe
Fowler: What a submission hold! Smash had both guys on the verge of tapping,
but now look at this! Daymon and Doe are working together right now to make Jay
Smash tap out!
[While
Doe keeps the holds on Smash locked in, Daymon releases Smashes leg and stares
at Doe for moment. Daymon realizes he doesn’t want to risk having both men win,
and therefore delivers a poke to Doe’s eyes that causes Doe to release Smash’s
leg! Daymon then delivers a kick to the gut of Doe and sends Doe into a
Northern Lights Suplex!
1…
2…
Doe
kicks out and both men climb to their feet. Doe holds his eyes with one hand as
he reaches out with the other. Daymon watches Doe, then moves in with an arm
drag! Daymon does not release the arm, but instead locks in an arm bar on Doe
that keeps Doe planted on the mat. Doe begins to reach for the ropes, as Daymon
keeps the pressure on his arm. Jay Smash slowly begins to stand as he getsthe
blood flowing back into his legs. When Smash stands, Daymon releases the hold
and whips Jay Smash into the ropes. Daymon makes his way towards the opposite
side of the ring then both men bounce off the ropes, run back and Daymon
connects with a running knee lift to Smash! Smash falls to the mat and tries to
slowly stand, as Daymon watches from behind him. Daymon moves in like an animal
on his prey and takes Smash down with a Russian Leg Sweep! Daymon lifts Smash
back up and repeats the leg sweep once more! Daymon picks Smash up one last
time and delivers a repeated Russian leg Sweep! Daymon goes for the pin!
1…
2…
Jay
Smash kicks out! Both Smash and Daymon begin to stand, when suddenly John Doe
is caught on the top turnbuckle! Doe leaps off and delivers a double arm flying
clothesline that takes both Smash and Daymon down!! Doe surprises both men
unaware of his whereabouts! Doe goes for the cover on Daymon!
1…
2…
Daymon
kicks out! Doe pushes Daymon away then goes for the cover on Smash!
1…
2…
Smash
kicks out! Doe stands up and waits for Daymon climbing back up to his feet.
When Daymon stands, Doe races forward and tries to clothesline Daymon, but
Daymon ducks and Doe falls against the ropes. When Doe bounces off, he turns
and finds himself hit by The Phantom Train by Daymon! Doe hits the mat and
rolls out of the ring while Smash stands back up to his feet and gets nailed in
the abdomen by Daymon! Daymon raises Smash onto his shoulders and goes for the
Daymonplex, when Smash reverses, lands behind Daymon and delivers a Release
German Suplex to Daymon over the top rope and onto Doe outside the ring!!! As
Smash stands in the ring to an applauding crowd, Nero is found climbing over the
barricade and sliding into the ring! The fans begin to rise with even more
cheers as they see Nero stand behind Smash! When Smash turns, Nero goes for the
Nero Kick, but Smash catches Nero’s leg!!! Smash is surprised to find Nero
standing in front of him, and he drops Nero’s leg down and goes for a
clothesline! Nero ducks and just as Smash turns, Nero delivers a Buzz
Cutter!!! Nero drops on top of Smash and tells the ref to make a pin count!]
Joe
Fowler: What is this!?! Can he do this?
Kandi
Reed: Technically, Nero is supposed to be in this match, and Smash was added to
it… So I guess he can!
[The
ref drops to the mat and Nero locks in the leg on Jay Smash! The fans
surprisingly count with the ref!
1….
2….
3!!!!
Nero
pins Jay Smash and the ref calls for the bell! Kandi Reed stands up from the
announcer table and grabs a mic.]
Kandi
Reed: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, “The Great and All Mighty”
Nero!
Joe
Fowler: I’m sure I’m as surprised as all of you watching! I cannot believe
Nero came back after the attack tonight, and with a victory over Jay Smash!
Thank you for watching, and maybe you’ll see Kandi Reed and I next week, we’ll
have to see! Goodnight everybody!
[When
Doe and Daymon hear the name announced, both men make it back to their feet and
stare inside the ring to see Nero celebrating a victory! Doe and Daymon begin
to head towards the ramp as they hold their wounded areas and watch in confusion
as Nero continues to raise his hands and throw out taunts to the thousands in
attendance. A final view shows Nero with his foot on top of Jay Smashes chest
and his hands on his hips as if he had just slayed a beast. The show comes to a
close, Mainframe off the air.]
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