
February 26, 2006
Cobo Hall
Detroit, Michigan
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Show Intro
LAST WEEK ....
Pickstock gets to the ring as Sean Taylor is about to hit Smash with the Blood Rush. Pickstock grabs Taylor's ankle and Taylor turns around and points at Pickstock. Smash grabs Taylor from behind and holds him. Pickstock reaches over the barracade and steals a folding chair from a ringside fan. Pickstock slides into the ring and swings at Taylor. Taylor ducks and Pickstock nails Smash in the face. Smash slumps to the mat. AOD finally walks off and the ref starts to turn back to the match. Pickstock quickly tosses the chair to Taylor and ducks out of the ring. Taylor catches the chair and the ref finally turns around. The ref rushes back to the ring and sees Taylor holding a chair and Smash laying and bleeding on the mat. The ref calls for the bell.
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, your winnners as a result of a disqualification . . . Jay Smash and Angel of Death!
Sean throws the chair down and starts to argue with the ref. Benjamin drops down from the apron and walks to the back shaking his head. Pickstock pulls Smash out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp.
Scott: Sean Taylor has been disqualified! Again!
John: I knew he was a cheater at heart. This time he got caught.
Scott: John, you saw it. He didn't hit Smash with the chair!
John: Ha ha. Chalk another one up in the DQ column for ol' Rulebook-boy.
Taylor stands furious in the middle of the ring as Pickstock and Smash stand at the entrance. They give Taylor the "tsk tsk" sign then Pickstock points up to the big screen. Taylor's eyes go wide with anger as the screen goes black then shows two giant letters in bright white. "DQ" as Main Frame goes off the air...
"Click Click Boom" by Saliva blares and the EUWC logo fades into a barrage of action shots including Sean Taylor standing triumphant in the ring... Matt Pickstock coming out to the ring, The Glamour Boys standing tall... The Monster after winning the EUWC European Title, Nero on the set of Sunday Nero Live, Adam Benjamin winning the Blood Bath match... Jay Smash standing tall in the ring... Mike C battling Jay Smash... John Doe celebrating a win... The scene then explodes into the Main Frame logo as EUWC Main Frame opens up to a jam-packed Cobo Hall in Detroit Michigan... 10,000 fans are on their feet in anticipation of Main Frame.
The screen then switches to the commentary area where the two Main Frame announcers, Scott Marchman and John Shaft are standing by.
Scott Marchman: WE are LIVE and on the air from Detroit Michigan! Welcome fans! This is EUWC Main Frame!!
John Shaft: We are finally back on American soil, and not a moment too soon! Do you know what they wanted me to eat over there?
Scott: What's that?
John: Spotted dick! That is one sick culture Scott!
Scott: (shaking his head) Nonetheless fans, tonight on Main Frame the main event for Superiority III will be determined in the blockbuster Ten Man Royal Rumble!!
John: Blockbuster is exactly the right term there Scott! 10 of Main Frame's top Stars battling it out to get into that Triple Threat Match at Superiority!!
Scott: Plus, last week on Monday Night Brawl, Darius Hunter said he would be coming to Main Frame, and I have to believe that he isn't coming alone!
John: I just hope Pickstock has a plan to intercept Darius!
Suddenly John is cut off as our attention is diverted to the ring...
In-Ring Segment
EUWC European Champion John Doe
CUE UP: "Hypocritical" by Methods of Mayhem as John Doe pops out behind the curtain. The arena explodes as he walks down to the ring right before the 10 man rumble, he shakes he head as he slides in the ring. Getting a microphone.
JOHN: This is a great way to start out Main Frame! The European Champion coming out to address the fans.
SCOTT: I Don't understand this, he cheated last week and he gets cheered?
JOHN: He had to do it. He is allowed to do it, he is the man!
DOE: "I am standing here to talk about an issue I have. I have noticed that there will soon be a match in order to decide the man who will fight for a title at Superiority III. I have a strong issue with this."
"NONE OF THESE SUPERSTARS DESERVE THAT SHOT!"
JOHN: He may have a point.
SCOTT: I guess.
"Have you, the fans, heard the names they have tossed in this match up? Nick Frost? Triple T? Lynch Garrison? Sean Jackson? WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?! And you all agree with this? It's disgusting, men who haven't won a match since they arrived and somehow they have invited to wrestle for a title."
"But not John Doe, Not the man who practically won week after week after week. So, I challenge the winner of the rumble one on one for that chance, if he gets through me, well then he deserves to go to Superiority III!"
SCOTT: He can't do that!
JOHN: He just did! Awesome! What a way to start Main Frame
"But if he loses, that chance…..is….MINE!"
(Crowd going nuts)

Jarilith vs "The White Dragon" Kar Femrite
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being man." The opening quote from 'Bat Country.' When this hits, the lights fade as the rock begins. A barrage or flames lick the ramp as Jarilith appears at the entryway. He slowly walks to the ring, emotionless.
Kandi Reed: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 265 pounds, Jarilith!
The lights dim as the familliar tune called Eye of the Tiger begins to blast over the PA System. The curtain parts and out steps Kar and SJ Femrite to the delight of the crowd. Kar begins to walk down the isle, hopping from one foot to the other as SJ walks behind him. He walks to the ring apron and stops. Looking around as the hood over his sweatshirt is over his head, he hops up to the apron and grabs the ropes. He throws his head back and removes the hood, as pyro explodes. He then steps into the ring and removes the sweatshirt, looking at the crowd.
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring, from Mexico, Missoui, weighing in at 210 pounds, and guided to the ring by the lovely SJ, here is "The White Dragon" Kar Femrite!!!
The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Femrite and Jarilith circle the ring staring at each other, before moving in to tie up. However Femrite manages to duck Jarilith’ attempt, instead grabbing him from behind with both arms around the waist and dropping Jarilith face first onto the mat. Femrite retreats to the corner and stares at Jarilith who quickly gets up and is clearly frustrated. The two again go in for a tie up, and again Femrite ducks under and puts Jarilith in the same position. Jarilith attempts to elbow Femrite in the face but Femrite ducks and executes a back suplex, dropping Jarilith to the mat on the back of his neck. Femrite again goes to the corner and Jarilith again gets to his feet relatively quickly, staring at Femrite and mouthing obscenities. Femrite remains emotionless and concentrated. Jarilith charges at Femrite, but charges straight into a drop toehold. Femrite grabs Jarilith right boot with his hands and gets to his feet. Femrite hoists Jarilith up by the boot and slams him down face first into the mat.
Scott: Femrite sure looks like he’s ready for this match, he’s psyched out Jarilith and had all the momentum in the early going
John: I tell you now Marchman, Jarilith is merely lulling Femrite into a false sense of security
Femrite drags Jarilith to his feet by the hair and stares him in the face. Still with a fistful of hair, Femrite holds Jarilith and leaps up, smacking him in the face with a standing drop kick. Femrite bounces of the ropes and baseball slides into Jarilith, knocking him under the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Femrite moves over to the corner and scales the turnbuckles, waiting for Jarilith to get to his feet. The ref counts 1…2…3…4…Jarilith gets to his feet and Femrite leaps towards him, attempting a flying body check. However Jarilith delivers a right hand to the mid-section of Femrite as he leaps, sending him to the floor. Jarilith stomps on Femrite before dragging him up and rolling him back into the ring. Jarilith slides under the ropes and gets to his feet, with Femrite managing to stumble to his feet. Jarilith waits for Femrite to stumble towards him and then delivers a number of right jabs to the face, leaving Femrite dazed but still on his feet. Jarilith springs off the ropes and nails Femrite with a flying forearm, sending him to the mat. Jarilith gets up and poses in front of the fans, who give a mixed reaction to this show of arrogance. When Jarilith stops doing so, he taunts Femrite to get up. Femrite climbs to his feet but walks straight into a clothesline from Jarilith. Jarilith goes to the corner for the sledgehammer and gets to the second rope before Femrite pulls him off.
Scott: Jarilith was never going to get the win like that
John: But he is showing just how unstoppable he can be!
Jarilith smirks and drags Femrite up with him. Like Femrite did earlier, Jarilith grabs a handful of Femrite’s hair and delivers a standing drop kick straight to the face. Jarilith exits the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He poses for a momentor two, before leaping and connecting a flying elbow straight into Femrite’s ribcage. Jarilith pins Femrite, 1…2…kick out! Jarilith looks at the ref in disbelief as the ref raises two fingers in the air to signify the count. Jarilith hits the mat three times before getting to his feet and stomping the still grounded Femrite. Jarilith bounces off the ropes and drops a knee into the ribcage of Femrite. Femrite clutches at his ribcage while Jarilith pauses for a break. Jarilith grabs Femrite by the hair and drags him to his feet. Jarilith whips Femrite into the corner and charges shoulder first at Femrite’s ribcage. However Femrite moves and Jarilith goes shoulder first into the ring post! Femrite falls to the mat, as does Jarilith, both men clutching their respective injuries. The ref counts, 1…2…3…Jarilith starts to gingerly pull himself up using the ring ropes…4…5…Femrite is trying to get to his knees but is struggling…6…7…Jarilith is up and walks over to Femrite, who nails him in the stomach. Femrite plants his head under the chin of Jarilith and gets to his feet before executing a chin crusher and sending Jarilith backwards to the mat. Femrite gets to his feet and waits for Jarilith to get up. Jarilith gets to his feet and stumbles towards Femrite. Jarilith attempts a right hand but Femrite blocks this and comes back with a right hand of his own, before delivering a number of right hands. Femrite bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Jarilith, sending him to the mat.
Scott: Jarilith is on the back foot now, and he’s not looking so tough!
John: Come on Jarilith! Femrite is cheating!
Scott: Femrite isn’t cheating, he’s smart!
Jarilith climbs to his feet as Femrite lies in wait. As Jarilith gets up, Femrite lunges forward and locks in the mandible claw! Jarilith falls backwards and manages to grab the top rope. Femrite unlocks the hold and whips Jarilith into the corner. Femrite runs at Jarilith, and connects with a Stinger Splash. Femrite rolls away as he lands and Jarilith walks along the ropes. Femrite whips Jarilith across the ring and when Jarilith comes off the ropes, Femrite nails him with the Compacter. Femrite makes the cover and the ref counts 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, "The White Dragon" Kar Femrite!!!
Scott: In his debut, The White Dragon has surely impressed a lot of people!
John: Perhaps Scott. But he has a long way to go before he earns my respect!
Scott: Like that's worth earning...
John: What?
Scott: Just smile and nod John.
John: OK, but if I find out that was an insult I swear I'm gonna...
Scott: What? What are you gonna do? Come back next week, and still be a pain in my ass?! Because that's the worst that can happen.
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~

Live on Pay Per View!
March 26, 2006
Alamodome - San Antonio, Texas
Backstage Segment EUWC Main Frame General Manager Matt Pickstock
[A limo pulls up in the parking garage. After a few moments, Matt Pickstock steps out and begins walking into the arena.]
Matt: (talking to his driver) Keep the engine running.
Driver: Yes sir!
[Staci Seymore frantically runs onto the scene.]
Staci: Mr. Pickstock! Mr. Pickstock!
Matt: What is it?
Staci: Well I was just wondering... Darius Hunter made a statement on Monday Night Br-
Matt: So what?! Darius blows a lot of hot air.
Staci: Buit he said he was coming to Main Frame tonight!
Matt: If Darius has the balls to come to Main Frame tonight then rest assured I will be waiting for him. And from now on Staci, do me a favor and stop doubting me. Darius Hunter is a flash in the pan and a bad one at that. He will soon learn that you don't mess with me and stick around to talk about it! And now if you don't mind, I have business to tend to.
[Pickstock walks off leaving Staci a little confused.]

Matt Falcon vs Sevyn
"Seven Deadly Sins" by Acheron begins playing. Blue and green pyro shoots from the floor of the entranceway. Sevyn comes out from the back through the pyro and heads to the ring.
Kandi Reed: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vagas, Nevada. Weighing in at 307 pounds he is Sevyn!!
The lights dim slightly as the first tone of "Stricken" by Disturbed reaches high pitch. The capacity crowd fills the arena with cheers, some are boos, from the depths of the audience as Matt Falcon emerges from the curtain. Red and Blue lights cover his toned body as he stands soaking up the cheers, and sparklers begin to collapse to the metallic rampway. The blue and red lights then swirl the audience as Falcon walks towards the ring, his white leather jacket clipping at his heels. He ascends the apron and slides through the ropes, climbing the farthest turnbuckle to get a distant look at his fans. He raises his arms out wide and camera flashes explode from the dull coloured stands. He takes off his jacket and folds it up neatly before handing it to an outside worker.
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 245 pounds, here is Matt Falcon!!!
The bell rings and both men stand face to face. Without warning, Falcon starts to pummel Sevyn on the forehead with hard right hands. Falcon takes Sevyn into a corner and begins to choke him with his arms. The referee begins to count and Falcon lets go. But then Sevyn gets Falcon into the corner and starts to chop away at Falcon with fury! Sevyn whips Falcon but Falcon reverses and whips Sevyn into the opposite corner. Falcon runs at Sevyn but Sevyn delivers a front dropkick! Falcon staggers for a moment and walks right into a DDT from Sevyn! Sevyn goes for a cover but only a near fall.
Scott: Sevyn is seeking a quick victory here!
Sevyn attempts to go for an STF but Falcon kicks Sevyn off. Falcon gets up and elbows Sevyn into the back of the neck. Falcon whips Sevyn into the ropes and delivers a spinebuster upon his return! Falcon immediately locks Sevyn's leg in a leg lock but Sevyn manages to get to the ropes and Falcon lets go. Falcon begins to stomp at Sevyn's legs and surely Sevyn is hurting a bit. Sevyn gets up but Falcon bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a flipping neckbreaker! This time Falcon locks in a reverse chinlock but somehow Sevyn manages to elbow Falcon and get out of the hold. Sevyn gets up to face Falcon but Falcon takes him down with a powerslam. Falcon goes for a cover but 2-count only.
John: What does Falcon have to do to beat him?!
Falcon gets on the top turnbuckle and waits for Sevyn to get up. Sevyn gets up and turns, only to receive Falcon who flies off at him with a flying cross body! Falcon smirks a bit more and picks up Sevyn. He takes him to a corner and rams his head with the turnbuckle about three times and drops him to the mat. Falcon picks up Sevyn and delivers a suplex, but holds on to him. He gets up holding Sevyn in the suplex position and delivers another suplex. Falcon repeats this and delivers a third suplex. Falcon bends down at Sevyn's face and yells " You'll never beat me!" Falcon then climbs up on the top and flies off with a frog splash but Sevyn gets his knees up and they collide with Falcon's ribs! Falcon holds his ribcage area in pain as Sevyn attempts to get up. The referee counts as both men get up at the same time. Sevyn gives Falcon a few punches and whips him across the ropes but Falcon reverses and whips Sevyn, only to have Sevyn come back and deliver a hurricarana!
Scott: Sevyn could have it here!
Falcon gets up but Sevyn gets up before and goes behind Falcon to deliver a German suplex! Sevyn whips Falcon into the ropes and nails a spinning wheel kick! Sevyn stomps at Falcon and then attempts to go for the figure four leglock but Falcon manages to get to the ropes just as Sevyn grabs Falcon's leg. Falcon gets up and Sevyn starts to punch but Falcon also returns punches till Falcon takes control. Falcon whips Sevyn and takes him down with a big boot. Falcon gets up to the top turnbuckle again but suddenly Sevyn gets up and climbs up the corner as well and delivers a fisherman DDT off the top turnbuckle! Now Sevyn climbs up and flies off with a frog splash! Sevyn hooks the leg and the referee counts 1..2.. Falcon KICKS OUT!
John: That was OH SO CLOSE!
Sevyn looks shocked as he cant believe it. Sevyn picks up Falcon and whips him but Falcon reverses the whip. Sevyn bounces back and gets Falcon in a rollup and the referee counts 1..2. but Falcon reverses it into a rollup of his own and holds onto the ropes without the referee knowing it. The referee counts 1..2..THREE!!!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Matt Falcon!!
Scott: Falcon continues his winning ways!
John: And Sevyn continues on his losing streak. What will it take for him to turn things around?
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~

Live on Pay Per View!
March 26, 2006
Alamodome - San Antonio, Texas
Backstage Segment
Nero & Lynch Garrison
(Backstage, Nero, N-Style Championship in tow, is getting himself a
strawberry milk shake from a vending machine.)
Nero: (sipping) Mmmmmmm….strawberrrrrryyyyy….ahhhhhhh….
(Nero turns around to leave when he sees standing in front of him now
is his
former tag team partner Lynch Garrison. Nero is still sipping through
the
straw and looks up, petrified.
Nero: Hell-o?
Garrison: Well, well, well. Lil ole Nero. This is a surprise.
Nero: Yeah. So how ya been big buddy.
Garrison: Oh not too bad. Say, I was watching TV the other day and
behold, I
saw your show Headliner. Nice little piece.
Nero: Yeah, me being the coolest champion in EUWC history is really a
huge
cash-in to instant fame and popularity. I mean, I was hot before but
now its
like people are putting their fingers in liquid hot lava!
Garrison: Ahan, well I was hearing a lot of things about Vince and
Christian, when you mentioned the Mainframe match and…
Nero: And?
Garrison: (serious) Retirement matches, huh?
Nero: Oh…yeah…well…you did get into that tag match yourself and lost.
Garrison: Oh really? Well because of you, I couldn’t come back into the
EUWC! After what happened at Ultra Brawl when you cost us our title
match,
you got yourself re-signed somehow while they left out the former
2-time
International Champion. ME!
Nero: I don’t know what you’re talk….WAIT A MINUTE! Its all coming back
to
me…
(Nero looks like he’s going into a trance when Garrison shakes him.)
Garrison: Forget the flashbacks! Point is that you had me sitting on
the
sidelines while you just went around with your flashy duds and that
talk
show.
Nero: Well, you were the one who agreed with the retirement stip.
Garrison: You know what, you’re a bigger idiot than I thought.
Nero: Eh?
Garrison: I said you’re a bigger idiot than I thought.
Nero: Eh?
Garrison: I said you’re a bigger idiot than I thought.
Nero: Eh?
Garrison: I said, never mind. Point is, its MY time to take back the
EUWC
when I had it right where I wanted it. I was running wild and creating
chaos, and tonight this rumble is gonna be the perfect spot. *sigh* Its
gonna be ME who’ll pick it, not…’you.’ I mean seriously, what chance do
you
have, especially against me?
Nero: Hey, the board saw me with a ton of potential, can you really
blame me
if I’m too great. And frankly, you could have gotten back too if you
hadn’t
given up the hip and popular theme and just got plain boring with that
STUPID monster gimmick I mean that is…
(Garrison shoves Nero and has his arms choking his throat.)
Nero: (Choking) Arrgh..
Garrison: Now you listen to me. I became a much powerful force in this
company while you were just sitting in the hospital watching spongebob!
You
think this opportunity is for you take? HELL NO! That World Title spot
is
sitting right there waiting for one man, and one man only. ME! And I’m
gonna
show everyone, especially you, that I deserve to be at the top of this
company! And I will become, the EUWC World Champion! And not you, or
anybody
else, are gonna stop me.
(Garrison lets go of Nero and walks away. Nero fixes his jacket and
notices
that he STILL has the milkshake in his hands. He’s about to take a sip
when
Garrison comes back and snatches the milkshake. He then throws the
glass in
a garbage can nearby and laughs away while Nero looks upset.)

Handicap Match
Diabolic Forces vs EUWC European Champion John Doe
Fire erupts from the stage. “Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be” by AC/DC fills the arena and as the smoke clears Mammon and Molloch come walking out from the back. Mollloch leads the way while Mammon walks behind. They get to the ring and roll inside.
Kandi: The following match is set for one fall and is a 2 on 1 Handicap Match! First, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 568 pounds, Mammon, and Molloch…The Diabolic Forces!
["Hypocritical" by Methods of Mayhem blares and John Doe walks slowly to the ring. ]
Kandi Reed: Introducing his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 210 pounds. He is the EUWC European Champion. John Doe!!
The ref calls for the bell and Diabolic Forces start circling Doe. Doe readies himself and leaps at Mammon with punches. Mollock quickly pulls Doe off and throws him to the mat. The Forces start putting the boots to Doe. Molloch picks up Doe and holds him up. Mammon starts punching Doe all over. Right and lefts fly and the Mammon steps back and slaps Doe in the face. Mammon locks Doe in and hits him with a powerbomb. Mammon goes for the cover and the ref counts 1 . . . 2 . . . kickout.
Scott: John Doe is taking a beating early on. But at least he had the presence of mind to kick out.
John: Against these two behemouths, he'd have better presence to stay down.
Mammon pulls up Doe and whips him into the corner. Molloch runs in with a hard clothesline as Molloch holds Doe's arms. Molloch backs up and hits a shoulder block into Doe's midsection. Molloch measures and kicks Doe square in the jaw. Mammon lets go and Doe falls to the mat. Molloch and Mammon make the double pin and the ref counts 1 . . . 2 . . . Doe gets a foot on the rope.
Scott: The European Champion saved himself there!
John: Yeah, saved himself from walking out of this alive.
The Diabolic Forces back up and start discussing strategy. Doe gingerly tries to get to his feet using the ropes. Molloch runs at him but Doe drops holding the top rope. Molloch falls out of the ring and crashes into the announce table. Doe stands up and turns as Mammon charges him. Doe quickly dropkicks Mammon's knee. Mammon stumbles backwards and slams into the ref in the corner. Doe jumps on the offensive dropping elbows on Mammon. Molloch enters the other side of the ring with a chair but Doe catches him with a kick to the groin. Doe grabs the chair and hits Molloch in the head and Molloch staggers back. Mammon gets up and Doe golf shots the chair into his knee. Mammon falls to the mat, rolls out of the ring, and then ducks under the ring. Doe turns and plays to the crowd before nailing Molloch with the chair and knocking him out of the ring on the other side.
Scott: Wait! What is this? That's Sevyn! But he's dressed just like Mammon!
John: Oh this is going to be good.
Scott: John Doe doesn't know!
Doe is playing to the crowd as "Mammon" rolls into the ring. Doe readies the chair and "Mammon" begs off pointing to his injured knee. "Mammon" stands and feigns the knee injury. Doe walks up to him but "Mammon" catches him in a small package as the chair flies out of Doe's hands. Doe can't kick out but the ref is down and there's no count. "Mammon" releases the pin and goes to wake up the ref. Molloch steps to the apron holding the chair and he yells to Sevyn. The ref starts to come to and Sevyn whips Doe towards Molloch. Molloch swings the chair but Doe reverses and send Sevyn into the chair shot. Doe spears Molloch off the apron and quickly makes the cover. The ref counts 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Kandi: Your winner . . . . . . . The European Champion, John Doe!
Scott: John Doe pulled out a victory here. Not even the triple threat of Synn could stop him.
John: He used a chair! That shouldn't count!
Scott: They had THREE guys in the ring. You know what? Nevermind. Folks, we'll be right back.
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~

THIS THURSDAY NIGHT!
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - SPECIAL REFEREE: SEAN TAYLOR
Danny Collins vs Texas Lightning vs Rocko Daymon
PLUS!
A MAIN FRAME INVASION?!

Non Title Match
EUWC World Tag Team Champions - The Texas Outlaws vs The Billionaire Brats
(The arena lights dim as Everlast's song "Money (Dollar Bill)". The
arena lights focuses on the entrance ramp as the Billionaire Brats
emerge from the back. They wear matching green running suits with
yellow accents as they slap hands on the way to the ring. The Brats
slide under the ropes and take off the jackets and begin to loosen up
for the fight.}
Kandi Reed: The following non-title match is set for one fall. Introducing first at a combined weight of 480 pounds. From Greenwich CT they are Will States and Fred Kurner, The Billionare Brats!!!
[The lights dim down and the all too familiar voice over begins]
"We are TTO, and that is all you need to know"
[The sound of cars crashing into other cars is immediately heard as the big screen comes to life with the words "The Texas Outlaws".]
[At that moment, "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC begins to play as the team of Bobby Blood and Terry Norris appear on the entrance ramp. The mere sight of them sends off a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd.]
Kandi: Coming to the ring....
[They begin to make their way to the ring with Manager Pamela Duke-Jackson walking along side them. She is wearing a one piece black body suit that sends the boys in the arena into a frenzy.]
Kandi: From Dallas, Texas
[The Outlaws slow down in order to poke fun at those close to the security railing. They then smile at each other as they make their way back towards the ring.]
Kandi: they are the EUWC tag team champions, The Texas Outlaws!!!!
[Both Blood and Norris enter the ring and then hold the ropes for Pamela as she too enters the ring. Pamela then steps out of the ring and down to the floor at the Outlaws corner.]
The Billionare brats and The Outlaws instantly square up to each other trash talking. The ref pushes in between them and calls for the bell. Bobby Blood and Will States start off with a lock up in the centre in the ring. Blood gets the better of States and sends him hard down to the mat with a right hand. The ref talks to Blood about a closed fist and States takes advantage spearing Blood to the ground and hitting him with right hands. Blood pushes States off him and gets up instantly and both men go for another lock up but Blood ducks under the grapple attempt and bounces off the ropes hitting a shoulder charge. Blood drops a leg but misses as States rolls out of the way. He begs Blood to get up which he goes and whips him into the turnbuckle.
John: Man, theres no clear advantage for either men here
Scott: This match has been a fast paced affair already
States walks over to where Blood is in the turnbuckle and hits a deverstating knife edge chop causing Blood to scream in pain. States goes for another one but Blood hits with a knee to the midsection. He picks up States in a suplex position but States worms free and jumps making a tag to Fred Kurner. Kurner gets in the ring and clotheslines Blood to the ground. He bounces off the ropes and hits a running elbow drop. He carries on and bounces off the rope but Blood hits a hard powerslam. Blood tags in Terry Norris and they both begin going to work on Kurner. The ref quickly gets Blood out of the ring but Norris is able to get a choke applied on Kurner the ref quickly counts…1…2…3…4…and Norris breaks the hold before grabbing Kurners neck and hitting a neckbreaker before hooking the leg…1…2 and Kurner kicks out with ease.
John: TTO has taken control of this
Scott: After using dirty tactics mind.
Norris picks up Kurner and sends him back down with a right hand to the head. Norris picks up Kurner and drags him to his corner before tagging Bobby Blood back into the match. Norris holds up Kurner as Blood hits a mighty clothesline on Kurner taking him down with force. Blood hooks Kurners leg…1…2…and Kurner is able to raise a shoulder. Blood signals for Pamela to get on the apron and as the ref tries to get her down Blood drags Kurner back into his corner and him and Norris begin stomping the mudhole out of him.
John: Look at this
Scott: Clever from The Outlaws
Pamela drops down and taunts the crowd to a massive boo. Norris takes over from Blood and picks Kurner up before slamming him down to the mat with some force. Norris picks up Kurner on his shoulders and goes for a powerbomb but Kurner is able to drop out of it. He gets the tag to Will States but the ref is quickly there to stop States entering the ring. Norris tries to hit a cheap shot on Kurner but he blocks it and takes down with a dropkick. Kurner jumps tagging in States who quickly climbs into the ring and takes Norris down with a quick clothlesline. States takes Blood to the floor with a drop toe hold. States hits Norris with a quick DDT and jumps taking the legs into a bridge pin. 1…2…and Norris kicks out. States takes Blood down with the same DDT and goes for a pin…1…and States rolls out of the way as Norris tries to break up the pinfall but ends up hitting Blood with an elbow drop.
John: Smart from Will States
Scott: This match is quickly getting out of control.
States and Kurner each pick up a member of TTO and get them into the DDT position. Pamela gets onto the apron again and starts shouting at The Billionare brats who smile and drop there opponents and hawk into Pamela. States grabs her by the hair and throws her into the ring. They both pick her up setting up for the Billionare bomb but are blindsided by TTO from behind. Pamela drops to where the timekeeper is seated and grabs both title belts from him. Blood and Norris meanwhile hit a powerbomb each sending the Billionare brats hard to the mat. Pamela hands one title each to Blood and Norris and begins distracting the referee. Norris with the belt in his hand charges States but is hit with a drop toe hold into the ropes dropping the title. Kurner picks up the title and runs at Bobby Blood with the title in his hands.
Scott: Incoming!!
John: The referees distracted!!
Blood notices Kurner with the title and they both hits each other at the same time. The referee notices and calls for the bell. States and Norris look confused but then start hitting each other with alternative punches. The referee tries to break it up but both men nail him with a right hand before going back to hitting each other. States hits a punch which makes Norris fall back. States runs back a little before taking Norris and himself over the top rope. Blood and Kurner have meanwhile recovered and have also started hitting alternate punches on each other. States hits Norris in the midsection and rolls him back into the ring. Both teams are brawling with each other before numerous referees and officials race down to the ring and start to separate the two teams.
John: We have chaos in the ring
Scott: Look what Pamela has placed under the turnbuckle!!
As the referees manage to restore order, Pamela pulls on Bloods boot and directs his attention towards the steel chair. Blood picks it up and as Kurner breaks free of his restraint, Blood whacks him hard on the head with a Steel Chair. The referees get back to getting TTO out of the ring which they do now the damage is done. States goes and checks on Kurner as TTO celebrate there deed
Kandi: The referee has just informed me that this match has ended in a double disqualification!!!
John: Well there you have it, two teams loathing each other so much they ruined a perfectly good match
Scott: This rivalry will have another chapter written here.
John: Were taking a break and we’ll be right back!!!
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Main Event
10 Man Royal Rumble Match
Jay Smash, Angel of Death, Adam Benjamin, Nero, Nick Frost,
Ray Santana, Apocalypse, Lynch Garrison, Sean Jackson & "Classy" Mike C
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen... It is now time for the 10 Man Royal Rumble Match! The rules are as follows. Earlier today each competitor drew at random their entrance number from one to ten. In a moment, the men who dres numbers one and two respectively will be introduced. Once the bell rings, every two minutes another superstar will be added to the match, until all ten men have entered. Elimination occurs vio throwing your opponent over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. The final man in the ring after all ten have entered will go to EUWC Superiority III and represent Main Frame in the World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match!
Cameras circulate around the arena as “Vehicle – Nero XS” by The Ides Of March plays over the speaker as the fans rise up to a huge cheer. Colorful lights flash all around the arena and a colorful spotlight hits down to the center of the stage as Nero, dressed in a flashy blue/pink color mix jacket and pants and wearing green-shaded transparent glasses, arrives on the stage to a huge ovation. Nero comes out and gets the crowd going with different arm gestures and blows kisses to the audience. As he comes down to the ring, he stands outside and raises his arms in the air. Then, a pyro goes of in one corner of the ring and then sequentially the other pyros go off in a clockwise direction. This happens for three times in total and then all four pyros go off with a big bang! Nero enters the ring and climbs on the farthest turnbuckle and blows a kiss to the audience. He comes back down and waits for his opponent.
Kandi: And noew the man who drew number one... He is the current EUWC United States Champion and self-proclaimed Undisputed N-Style Champion.... "The Great and Almighty" NEROOOO!
[The lights dim down and the voice over begins]
'We are TTO, and that is all you need to know"
[The sound of cars crashing into other cars is immediately heard as the big screen comes to life with the words "The Texas Outlaws".]
[With that, "Bad To The Bone" by George Thoroughgood kicks in and out from the back comes none other than "The Mental Rapist" Sean Jackson and his Manager/wife Pamela Duke-Jackson. He comes walking down the ramp with a smug look on his face as he is wearing perhaps one of the most obnoxious t-shirts ever with the words "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" written on the front of it and the now famous emblem of a chair with the words "Brilcream" written over the top of it.]
Kandi: And coming to the ring...
[At that moment, Sean and Pamela stop just long enough to show the shirt to some irate fans, and words are exchanged]
Kandi: From Dallas, Texas...
[Already the boos begin from the capacity crowd]
Kandi: 1/3 of the TTO
[After having enough of the fans, Sean and Pamela begin to make their way back towards the ring.
Kandi: "The Mental Rapist"....
[This offends a great deal of people]
Kandi: Sean Jackson
[Sean then approaches the ring, hops up on the ring apron, and then climbs to the top turnbuckle to razz the fans up a bit. After a few insulting words, he then hops down into the ring and prepares for his match.]
The bell rings. Nero and Sean Jackson come face to face as they trash
talk
before Nero slaps Jackson. Jackson kicks Nero in the gut and hammers
away on
Nero’s head. Jackson takes Nero into the corner and kicks away at him.
Jackson whips Nero into the opposite corner and charges at him but Nero
moves out of the way and Jackson hits the corner. Nero quickly tries to
get
Jackson out of the ring but Jackson holds on and pokes Nero in the eye.
Jackson whips Nero across the ropes and hits him with a Samoan Drop!
Jackson
mount punches on Nero to wear him down and then goes for a monkey toss
but
Nero kicks him away and Jackson goes through the ropes but hangs on the
ring. Nero tries to punch him away but Jackson thrusts his shoulder
into
Nero and goes for a suplex out of the ring but Nero reverses it and
suplexes
Jackson back into the ring. Nero bounces off the ropes and hits him
with a
falling leg drop. Nero goes to one corner and begins taking off the
cover on
the top turnbuckle 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: Entrant #3 is Ray Santana!
Santana heads down to the ring Nero turns around to attack him, only to
get
speared as Santana enters! Jackson gets up but Santana takes him out
with a
clothesline! Santana goes for an Irish whip on Nero but Nero tries to
reverse, only to have Santana whip Nero into the corner with the
exposed
turnbuckle and Nero hits it hard and falls down to the mat. Jackson
goes for
a clothesline but Santana kicks him in the gut and nails a DDT! Santana
then
stomps away on Nero and then picks him up and rams his head into the
exposed
turnbuckle a few times. Santana attempts to get Nero over the top rope
but
Nero his trying his best to hold on to the ropes. Nero then finds
ground on
the mat and holds onto the bottom rope. Santana tries to stomp Nero out
of
the bottom rope. As Santana was trying to get Nero loose, Sean Jackson
comes
up from behind and flips Santana over the top rope! Santana manages to
hold
on one arm but Nero kicks Santana in the gut and Santana falls out!
John: And just like that, Ray Santana has been eliminated.
Jackson tries to get Nero out but Nero is still holding on to the
bottom
rope for dear life. 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, the man who drew number four... LYNCH GARRISON!
Garrison heads down to the ring as Jackson sees him. Jackson tries to
get in
some shots to the face but they’re totally ineffective against the big
man.
Garrison grabs Jackson by the throat with both hands and tosses him
into the
corner and begins hammering away on him with hard right hands! Garrison
roars into the crowd and drives his shoulder right into Jackson’s gut!
While
Nero is still hiding away in the corner, Garrison is still attacking
Jackson
as he whips him across the ropes and hits him with a big boot and
bounces
off the ropes to hit Jackson with a big splash! Garrison picks up
Jackson
but Jackson immediately drops to his knees and hits him with a low
blow!
Jackson goes for an Irish whip but Garrison holds on. Jackson tries
hard to
whip the big man but Garrison pulls him towards him and nails a belly
to
belly suplex! Garrison gets up and laughs but notices Nero still
holding on
the ropes and hiding. The crowd goes “OOOOHHH!” as Garrison slowly goes
for
Nero menacingly and teases him as Nero is trying to beg him to stay
away.
Garrison tries to pull Nero away from the ropes but Nero is not letting
go.
A few attempts later, Garrison yanks Nero out of the rope and Nero goes
flying away at the farther side of the ring! Nero looks worried as
Garrison
begins to approach him again 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: And now making his return to the EUWC, entrant number 5... "CLASSY" MIKE C!!!!
Mike C enters the ring as Garrison calls him in. Mike C runs at him but
slides right between Garrison’s legs and chops at him as high as he
can!
Mike hits him with a flurry of chops that can be heard all around the
arena.
Garrison clutches his chest as Mike C tries to go for more chops but
Garrison grabs his hand and squeezes it. From behind, Nero hits a
dropkick
to the knees of Garrison and Garrison goes down. Both Mike C and Nero
start
to double team on the big man and Sean Jackson joins in as all three
men
stomps on Garrison. Garrison bursts out with energy as he shoves all
three
men away and goes to clothesline Mike but Mike C ducks and manages to
hit
Garrison with an inverted atomic drop. Garrison is on his knees as Nero
bounces off the ropes behind him and hits him with a modified bulldog!
As
Garrison is down, Jackson climbs the top and flies off with a corkscrew
moonsault! Jackson, Nero and Mike C look at each other and nod in
agreement
as all three men go and attempt to lift Garrison. It takes all three
men to
pick up Garrison and try to get him over the top rope, but Garrison is
still
too much of dead weight. 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi" The former EUWC World Champion and former 3 Time United States Champion... Entrant number six is ANGEL OF DEATH!
AOD comes down to the ring and teams up with the rest to get Garrison
out of
the ring but Garrison is still holding on. Garrison finally recovers
some
and elbows Nero away from him and punches Jackson away. Garrison gets
his
feet back on the ring as he shoves away Mike C and jabs AOD down. Nero
charges at him but Garrison tosses him over his shoulder. Nero reverses
and
goes for a Nero kick but Garrison grabs his leg and pulls him for a
huge
spinebuster! Jackson charges at him but Garrison takes him out with a
huge
powerslam! AOD tries to hit Garrison with a punch but Garrison gets him
set
in a vertical stalling suplex. Garrison has AOD in the air but Mike C
kicks
Garrison in the gut and AOD gets back on his feet. Mike C and AOD set
up
Garrison and attempt to lift Garrison. It takes a few attempts till
Mike C
and AOD finally deliver a huge vertical suplex on Garrison!
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: The 2005 Blood Bath Winner and "Mr. Money in the Bank" ... Entrant number seven... "YOURS TRULY" ADAM BENJAMIN!!!
Benjamin enters the ring and goes after a recovering AOD with mount
punches
to the head. Benjamin whips AOD across the ropes and then leaps over
him and
behind AOD and hits him with a German Suplex! Elsewhere, Garrison has
rolled
out of the ring as Jackson and Mike C go after each other as Jackson
kicks
Mike C in the gut and goes for a pump-handle slam but Mike C reverses
it
into a tornado DDT! Mike C goes up to the top rope and waits for
Jackson to
get up. When Jackson turns around, Mike C flies off with a clothesline
off
the top rope and nails Jackson! Mike C rolls back up and runs at
Jackson
with a swinging neckbreaker! Meanwhile Adam Benjamin whips AOD across
the
ropes and kicks him in the gut to deliver a powerbomb but AOD reverses
it
into a hurricarana! AOD then goes to the top rope and looks set for a
moonsault but Benjamin quickly recovers and dropkicks AOD off the top
turnbuckle and out of the ring!
Scott: What a turn of events! AOD is outta here!
AOD cannot believe he is out of the rumble as Benjamin mocks him from
the
ring. The referees are getting AOD to the back 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: And now the eighth entrant... "THE DRAGON" NICK FROST!
Nick Frost passes by AOD and heads into the ring. He is met by Benjamin
and
both of them exchange right hands. Frost goes for punches to the face
and
whips Benjamin across the ropes but Benjamin counters and takes him out
with
a back drop! By this time AOD comes back to the ring and gets up on the
mat.
He is yelling at Benjamin and both men are trash talking. Benjamin gets
close and AOD slaps him across the face. Benjamin goes to get AOD but
AOD
gets off the ring. Just then, from behind, Nero flips Benjamin over the
top
rope and out of the ring!
Scott: What the hell?! Thanks to AOD, Adam Benjamin is eliminated!
John: Nero eliminated him not AOD.
Scott: Oh please, AOD distracted Benjamin!
Benjamin cannot believe it and yells at Nero “SONOFAB*TCH” and tries to
go
back to the ring but from behind AOD attacks him and both men go at it
till
AOD kicks Benjamin in the groin area and knocks him down with an
uppercut!
AOD smilingly walks to the back as Benjamin begins to recover and
chases
after AOD. Meanwhile in the ring Nero and Frost go at it as Nero goes
for a
snap suplex but Frost flips himself goes for a Frostbite, a modified
version
of the Diamond Cutter, but Nero shoves him away. Nero looks angry that
Frost
would try to hit him with his own move i.e. the Buzzcutter as Frost
laughs
at him. Nero charges at him but Frost takes him down with a drop toe
hold
and goes for an STF but Nero gets out of it early and goes for his own
Buzzcutter but Frost shoves Nero away as well. Nero is incredibly
pissed at
this and both men meet eye to eye and trash talk to each other when
they
turn sideways to get a double clothesline from a returning Lynch
Garrison!
Meanwhile Sean Jackson whips Mike C across the ropes and grabs him on
his
shoulder to get him out of the ring but before he can get near the
ropes,
Mike C miraculously gets a sunset flip and locks in the Texas
Classyleaf!
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, the man who drew number nine... "THE DISEASE" JAY SMASH!
As Garrison is choking out Nick Frost, Jay Smash enters the ring and
goes
after Mike C with a shoulder block to the face, breaking the Classyleaf
off
of Sean Jackson! Smash hits Mike C in the back of the neck and sets him
up
for the Smash Attach. As he’s spinning around the ring, Smash releases
Mike
C and the back of Mike C’s head hits the exposed turnbuckle, knocking
him
out! Smash has a crazed look on his face but that doesn’t last long
when he
gets tackled down by Garrison! Garrison picks him up and hits several
knee
strikes to Smash before taking him down with an uppercut. Garrison then
bounces off the ropes and goes for another splash but Smash gets his
knees
up and hits Garrison’s ribs with them! Garrison rolls over while Smash
has
also felt Garrison’s weight over his knees. Meanwhile Frost puts Nero
into a
corner and sets him up for a superplex but Nero punches Frost and hits
a
huge suplex of his own, however Frost still holds onto Nero and both of
them
fall outside of the ring and on the floor!
Scott: What a shocking turn of events!
John: Both Nero & Frost are gone now.
Officials and medics come down to the aid of Nero and Frost as both men
took
a huge risk. Meanwhile four men are left in the ring as Sean Jackson,
Jay
Smash, and Lynch Garrison are recovering while Mike C is still out
cold.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0!
Kandi: And now the tenth and final entrant... APOCALYPSE!
Apocalypse slowly makes his way down the ring as Garrison notices him.
He
yells at Apoc to face him. Apoc enters and Garrison immediately
unleashes at
him with hard right hands. Garrison gets an Irish whip and goes for a
clothesline but Apoc had the same idea and both hit each other with
clotheslines, but none of them get knocked down! Both men stare at each
other in disbelief after that and then they tie-up, with Apoc getting
in a
headlock, but Garrison pushes him into the ropes and sends him away.
Garrison sets up for a shoulder back toss but Apoc kicks him in the
face.
Garrison recoils and charges back but Apoc takes him down with a
bearhug
front slam! Apoc picks Garrison up and goes for the Irish whip but
Garrison
reverses and tries to grab him by the neck but Apoc ducks and grabs
Garrison’s face and nails him with the Skull Crusher! The crowd goes
ballistic as Apoc lifts Garrison over his shoulder and proceeds to get
him
out of the ring, but Garrison holds onto the top rope and manages to
get
Apoc over and out of the ring!
John: And the big man is gone!
Scott: Thanks to the other big man!
Garrison rolls back into the ring as we’re down to the final four;
however,
Mike C still hasn’t been able to regain consciousness. Smash and
Jackson
look at each other and decide to go after Garrison and both men hammer
away
at him and try to whip him but Garrison pulls them his way and
clotheslines
both of them! Jackson gets up and charges at him but Garrison picks him
up
for a military press slam! Smash goes for an attack but Garrison takes him
down with a big boot. Jackson rolls out of the ring and gets a steel
chair
while Garrison sets up Smash for a powerbomb. Before Jackson can use
the
chair, Mike C turns him around and gets in a leg sweep that gets
Jackson to
fall face first onto the ring AND the steel chair. Jackson staggers
clutching his face in pain and goes after Mike C but Mike C lowers the
top
rope and Sean Jackson goes over and out!
John: Scott Jackson is gone! The Mental Rapist was my pick to win!
Scott: Well you still have Pickstock's ass to kiss... err, I mean Jay Smash!
John: Huh? Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me!
Smash gets out of the powerbomb and goes for the Smash Attack but
Garrison
flips him over his back and Garrison delivers the Showstopper
Chokeslam!
Garrison roars into the crowd and goes for the chair but Matt Falcon
comes
out with a chair of his own and nails the chair and nails it right on
the
skull off Garrison! Garrison is still on his feet as he staggers into
Matt
Falcon who gets him up for the Shockwave and manages to get him over
the top
rope and out of the ring!
Scott: Garrison is gone! We are down to two!
Falcon leaves the ring while Smash gets up and sees Garrison out. He
looks
happy and holds his arms up in victory but then he notices Mike C, who
is
recuperating in the corner. Smash has a huge smile on his face and
signals
the elimination is coming. Smash hits the chair on the mat to get ready
and
strikes at Mike C, but Mike C moves out of the way and the chair hits
the
corner and rebounds back to Smash’s face! Mike C then takes the
opportunity
and clothesline’s Jay Smash over the top rope!
Scott: Smash is gone!
John: NOOOO!
Scott: "Classy" Mike C is going to Superiority III!!!
John: I cannot believe this!
Scott: Believe it!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Royal Rumble Match.... "Classy" Mike C!!!!
[Before Mike C can even stand up, "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed blares and the fans begin to boo as all the attention is diverted to the stage. Matt Pickstock comes out and begins walking to the ring with a mic in his hand. "Classy" Mike C looks confused as Pickstock climbs the steps. Mike C staggers back into the ropes looking on quizzically, and Pickstock steps through the ropes. Pickstock steps forward to the center of the ring with a devilish grin on his face. Moments later the camera switches to Mike C who shares the grin. Pickstock extends his hand to Mike C who shakes it and the two embrace. The fans boo louder as they realize that they have just been had.]
Matt: Oh calm down! What did you think? That I was going to allow Jay Smash to go un-punished for what he did to me at Blood Bath? Did you think that I was going to let him squeak by with just a disqualification victory? HELL NO! I am Matt Pickstock and I DEMAND RESULTS! And so I thought to myself, if there was one man who always delivered results and never got the respect he deserved... That man is "Classy" Mike C!
[The crowd boos louder.]
Matt: You see Mike C is a victim. He was held back by the Sean Taylor's and the Paul Doom's and the Lord Alucard's... hell even the Jay Smash's! But no longer! Mike will no longer be held back. From this moment on, Mike C will be what he was always meant to be. Mike C will be a World Champion! And he will be Champion when Superiority is all said and done. Congratulations Mike!
[Pickstock and Mike C shake hands again and embrace again. Mike C reaches for the mic when all of a sudden, A3's "Woke up this Morning" plays and the fans erupt in a mixture of cheers and boos. Pickstock and Mike C shockingly turn their attention to the stage where we see that Darius Hunter has emerged and he is not alone. Standing by Darius' side is "The Definitive" Danny Collins. The two men slowly make their way down the ramp and to the ring. Once inside the ring, Darius produces a microphone from his pocket.]
Matt: What the HELL do you think you are doing?!
Darius: Matt, on behalf of the free world, I am here to ask you to do two things....KNOW IT AND SHUT IT!!!!!
[Huge pop.]
Darius: Now then.. I believe it was you who stated that I don't have the balls to play hard ball with you. Well, lookie who is here! You see Pickstock, you don't have the balls to come to my show and talk to me face to face. You have to wait until a PPV or shout it from Main Frame. But I am man enough to come here and tell you something you have needed to hear for a long time. And in case you didn't know and are slightly hard of hearing....14,000 people want you to know YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
[Gigantic pop followed by an asshole chant.]
Matt: Listen Darius. I built the EUWC you fucking ingrate. I have been here since the start. If you think I am going to let some corporate dick-sucker come in and up-stage me; think again! And besides, who are you to talk about anything? Let's face it Darius... The real reason you are here tonight is because you want to be on the Power Show! You want to be on the brand that signifies excellence and ratings! You claim that Thursday was a better move for you, huh Darius?! But let's be honest... the only reason Monday Night Brawl moved to Thursdays was because you were getting your ass kicked in the ratings by the likes of Raw, 24, CSI: Miami and the Winter Olympics! That's pathetic... The Olympics?! What the fuck is your problem?
Darius: Keep running your big mouth Pickstock! We all know that the only thing that saved this poor excuse for a promotion is my brand and my superstars, and more importantly my money! But Pickstock I am not here to listen to you bitch and moan. No I am here for two reasons! Reason #1... I just got off the phone with the Championship Committee and it seems that they liked the idea of Money in the Bank for Blood Bath so much that they want to run it again. This time it will be at Superiority and will feature six of the EUWC's hottest Stars! 3 men from Takedown and 3 from this pathetic show. The winner will receive a title shot at either the International Championship or the United States Championship. And best of all, it will be a LADDER MATCH!
Matt: Is that right?! Well it just so happens I have a locker room full of guys who won't mind volunteering to kick some Takedown ass even if there wasn't a title shot on the line!
Darius: Well, I am glad you said that. Because my second reason for being here tonight is to deliver a message.
Matt: Oh? And what might that be?
Darius: Well...
[Without warning Danny Collins charges forward and spears the hell out of Mike C. He begins to pummel his skull with hard rights and lefts. From the crowd we see T. Waring, Evol, Woad, Cuchulain, Tommy MacKeegan and Hawkeye on their way. At the site of this, Pickstock ducks out of the ring. The Takedown Superstars start pummelling Mike C as Pickstock retreats up the ramp. Suddenly Sean Taylor runs down the aisle past Pickstock and enters the ring! He nails Waring with a hard right hand and clotheslines Cuchulain to the mat. He tries to take the Takedown guys out but the numbers are too great and he suffers the same fate as Mike C. The Takedown Superstars continue the beating while Darius begs Pickstock to return to the ring. Pickstock dives through the curtain, retreating to the back. Not giving up so easily, Darius jumps out of the ring and gives chase.]
[In the back we see Pickstock swiftly charging through the hallway past the locker rooms and such until he enters the parking garage where we see his limo waiting with the engine running. Pickstock opens the rear door and jumps in.]
Matt: Drive! Drive! Drive! Get me the hell outta here!
[The limo doesn't move.]
Matt: (from inside the limo) Move Dammit! Get the fuck outta here!
[Again the limo stays still. A frustrated Pickstock jumps out of the back and swings the driver's door open. Sitting in the front seat behind the wheel is Takedown's Jared McCallister. Jared smiles and leaps out at Pickstock. He grabs him and delivers a sick looking Liquid Death onto the concrete. Pickstock lay unconscious as Jared stands up and we hear laughter off-screen. Moments pass and Darius Hunter walks into view, stands in front of Jared.]
Darius: Who has the balls now.... BITCH?!
[Darius and Jared pile into the limo and drive away as we switch back to the arena. Inside the arena, we see that Lynch Garrison, Matt Falcon, and the Billionaire Brats have joined in on the battle. A pier six brawl has ensued with neither brand getting the upper hand. Danny Collins looks up to the Universatron and sees what has transpired in the back. He smiles and signals to everyone else "Mission Accomplished". The Takedown Superstars all jump out of the ring and hop the ringside barrier and backtheir way through the crowd. The Main Frame Superstars stand in the ring challenging the Takedown guys to return. The two sides remain shouting at each other until Main Frame goes off the air.]
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