February 19, 2006
Evening News Arena
Manchester, England
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Show Intro
LAST WEEK ....
(Pickstock crawls in the ring and waits for Taylor to arise, he turns and Pickstock straight out waffles him with the belt! Pickstock smiles and tries to awaken the ref, who has fallen to the outside, as Smash begins to get to his feet, groggily he waits for Taylor to get up, Taylor gets to his feet and Smash grabs his throat before hitting a massive chokeslam! Taylor lays flat out and Smash looks happy, he reaches out to the World title and lifts it in the air as a huge cheer rocks the arena! Smash thinks it's for him and begins to smile, but Pickstock starts screaming frantically at Smash. Smash looks up and sees "The Definitive" Danny Collins!)
Scott: ITS THE DEFINITIVE ONE!
John: What does this asshole want?
(Smash smiles at Collins and offers his hand, and Collins accepts! NO! Smash gets pulled into a clothesline from Collins! Pickstock cannot believe it. Collins climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair, before getting back in the ring and waiting for Smash.)
Scott: Looks like he wants Jay Smash!
(Smash begins to get up and the ref begins to climb into the ring again, Collins sees the ref, and hits Smash with a HUGE chairshot! The ref calls for the bell and the crowd is going crazy! Collins raises the chair in the air and the place explodes into cheers for Collins!)
Scott: I don't believe this, listen to this place!
John: That idiot ruined it! He ruined it ALL!!!!
(The ref groggily gets to his feet and hands the belt to Sean Taylor as he starts to get to his feet.)
Kandi: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, as a result of disqualification, JAY SMASH! However, since the Title may only change by pinfall or submission, Still your EUWC World Heavyweight Champion SEAN TAYLOR!!!!
(Taylor gets to his feet and looks at Collins, he can't believe his eyes, but then picks up the rule book and begins to scream at Collins! Collins looks less than amused and swings the chair, Hitting Taylor hard on the skull, creating a sickening thud! Taylor falls to the ground and Collins raise's the chair once more, he then turns and sees Pickstock trying to roll Jay Smash out of the ring. Collins positions himself behind Pickstock and waits.)
Johns: What's he doing?
Scott: He's taking out the trash!
(The crowd goes wild and Pickstock turns, right into a Definition! The crowd goes BALLISTIC!!! Collins gets up, before grabbing the World Title and standing over the three fallen men with the belt raised high, and a smile on his face.)
Scott: The roof is coming off this place Danny Collins is back with a bang!
John: I don't believe this, why, why did he have to do it!?!
Collins stands with the title belt raised and the fans buzzing as Blood Bath goes off the air.
"Click Click Boom" by Saliva blares and the EUWC logo fades into a barrage of action shots including Sean Taylor standing triumphant in the ring... Matt Pickstock coming out to the ring, The Glamour Boys standing tall... The Monster after winning the EUWC European Title, Nero on the set of Sunday Nero Live, Adam Benjamin winning the Blood Bath match... Jay Smash standing tall in the ring... Mike C battling Jay Smash... John Doe celebrating a win... The scene then explodes into the Main Frame logo as EUWC Main Frame opens up to a jam-packed Evening News Arena in Manchester, England... 18,000 fans are on their feet in anticipation of Main Frame.
The screen then switches to the commentary area where the two Main Frame announcers, Scott Marchman and John Shaft are standing by.
Scott Marchman: WE are LIVE and on the air from Manchester, England! Welcome fans! This is EUWC Main Frame!!
John Shaft: We are on our final stop of our European Tour, and Blood Bath is officially behind us after what seemed like three months of inactivity!
Scott: (confused look on his face, just staring at John) ....
John: What? What'd I say?!!
Scott: (shaking his head) Nonetheless fans, tonight on Main Frame the EUWC World Heavyweight Champion Sean Taylor will be in tag team action coming off an embarrassing Disqualification loss to Jay Smash at Blood Bath!
John: I always knew he was a cheater! But yes the victorious Jay Smash teams with AQngel of Death tonight to take on that big Cheat Taylor and the 2005 Blood Bath Winner "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin!!
Scott: Plus, the last time we saw you on Main Frame, the Texas Outlaws won a tag team battle royale to earn a shot at the Tag Champions here tonight! Those men are your new EUWC World Tag Team Champions The Salvation! That match will take place tonight live!!!
John: Also tonight we see the Return of Sunday Nero Live as the NEW EUWC united States Champion Nero welcomes his guest "The Dragon" Nick Frost!!
Suddenly John is cut off as our attention is diverted to the ring...
Jarilith vs Matt Falcon
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being man." The opening quote from 'Bat Country.' When this hits, the lights fade as the rock begins. A barrage or flames lick the ramp as Jarilith appears at the entryway. He slowly walks to the ring, emotionless.
Kandi Reed: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 265 pounds, Jarilith!
The lights dim slightly as the first tone of "Stricken" by Disturbed reaches high pitch. The capacity crowd fills the arena with cheers, some are boos, from the depths of the audience as Matt Falcon emerges from the curtain. Red and Blue lights cover his toned body as he stands soaking up the cheers, and sparklers begin to collapse to the metallic rampway. The blue and red lights then swirl the audience as Falcon walks towards the ring, his white leather jacket clipping at his heels. He ascends the apron and slides through the ropes, climbing the farthest turnbuckle to get a distant look at his fans. He raises his arms out wide and camera flashes explode from the dull coloured stands. He takes off his jacket and folds it up neatly before handing it to an outside worker.
Kandi Reed: Now making his way to the ring, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 245 pounds, here is Matt Falcon!!!
The bell rings as both men stand face to face with each other. Both of them are trash talking when Jarilith goes for the first punch, but Falcon blocks it and goes for right hands of his own. Falcon puts Jarilith in the corner and continues with the right hands to the face. Falcon whips Jarilith to the opposite corner and charges at him but Jarlith hits him with an elbow to the face and then goes up to the second rope. Jarilith then flies off with an elbow to the shoulder of Falcon and Falcon goes down clutching his shoulder. Jarilith then bounces off the ropes and goes for a high elbow but Falcon moves out of the way and Jarilith crashes on the ring! Falcon goes for a quick pin but only gets a 2-count.
Scott: That was close!
John: And sneaky. Falcon was lucky he moved out of the way.
Jarilith gets up and immediately goes for Falcon’s shoulder by stomping repeatedly on it. Jarilith picks up Falcon and hits a shoulder breaker on the weary shoulder! Jarilith puts in a hammerlock, applying pressure on Falcon’s weary shoulder and Falcon tries very hard to get to the ropes, but later manages to get away from Jarilith with a few elbow jabs. Falcon punches Jarilith in the face a few times before he bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Jarilith catches him and delivers a powerslam! Jarilith goes for a cover but only a near fall.
Scott: Jarilith is now focusing on that shoulder.
John: Of course, he’s a brilliant ring technician.
Jarilith then gets an armbar on Falcon and Falcon is writhing in pain as he tries to get to the ropes. Falcon finally gets to the ropes and Jarilith lets go of the hold. He drags Falcon to the center of the ring and goes for another armbar but Falcon kicks him away and he bounces of the ropes. Falcon takes Jarilith down with a leg sweep and puts him in a Boston crab and is practically sitting on his back. Jarilith screams in pain as now he ties to get to the ropes but is much too far from them. Jarilith gets his body off the mat with his arms and tries to spin around the ring in an effort to get out of the hold. Jarilith somehow manages to twist his body and then kicks his legs and that sends Falcon into the corner! Jarilith then rolls Falcon and then goes for a Boston crab of his own but Falcon kicks him away and then grabs his legs and catapults Jarilith face-first into the corner!
Scott: This match has turned into a submission-fest!
Falcon takes Jarilith out with a backbreaker and then climbs up the top turnbuckle and flies off with a moonsault but Jarilith brings his knees up and Falcon’s ribs hit the knees! Falcon clutches his ribs as Jarilith picks up Falcon and whips him across the ropes to deliver a spinebuster! Jarilith goes for a cover but only a near fall. Jarilith picks up Falcon and goes for a suplex, but Falcon tries to keep his feet on the mat and then tries to go for a suplex of his own but Jarilith kicks him in the gut and then hits him with a DDT instead! Jarilith is still holding on to Falcon and then gets up and hits another DDT, and still holding on, delivers a third DDT!
John: Looks like both men kicked into the next gear.
Jarilith gets up and grins as the crowd boos him and he picks up Falcon and takes him to the corner. Jarilith himself sits on top of the turnbuckle and sets up Falcon for a Hellacide but as he lifts up Falcon, Falcon punches Jarilith in the head a couple of times and then stands Jarilith up on the corner and then delivers the Zero Tolerance to Jarilith from the top rope! Falcon covers Jarilith and the ref counts 1…2…THREE!!!
Scott: OH MY GOD! That was unbelievable!
John: I can’t believe it, Falcon steals this one!
Scott: Are you kidding? Both men went at it back and forth. I wouldn’t have been surprised if either man won.
The ref picks up Matt Falcon’s arm in victory, but just then, a large man with a black hooded sweatshirt comes into the ring and clotheslines Matt Falcon from behind. This man stomps away on Falcon in a corner and then turns around to see Jarilith getting up and then he attacks Jarilith with an elbow to the neck. The man picks up Jarilith and grabs him by the throat and chokeslams Jarilith outside of the ring and Jarilith goes far off and hits the edge of the announce table! The man then takes off his sweatshirt and reveals himself to be Lynch Garrison!
Scott: MY GOD! It’s the former International Champion LYNCH GARRISON!!!
John: Big G is back on Mainframe! I can’t believe my eyes!
Garrison picks up Matt Falcon now and delivers a thunderous chokeslam to him as well! Garrison then takes his sweatshirt and puts in on Falcon, and ties the sleeves around him and fastens the hood over his head. As Falcon is lying down on the mat, Garrison climbs to the top and flies off with a Terrarizer on Falcon!
John: TERRARIZER! WOW! Haven’t seen that move in ages!
Garrison roars into the crowd who are in a mix of boos and cheers as he looks on at the destruction around him and laughs maniacally as he leaves the ring.
Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed the systematic destruction of Jarilith and Matt Falcon, courtesy of Lynch Garrison, who apparently has returned to the EUWC. Why would he do this to these two men…he had absolutely no business in this match!
John: One thing’s for sure, Garrison raised a lot of hell back in his days and now that he’s back, this looks like the beginning of things to come.
Backstage Segment
Matt Pickstock
(Scene opens to Pickstock watching the live feed of what is going on in the arena. Staci Seymore walks in and stands behind him.)
Staci: Mr. Pickstock, you wanted to see me?
Matt: (turns around) Ah yes, Staci. I am glad you're here. You see I just got off the phone with the EUWC Championship Commitee. I have good news and I have bad news for Main Frame fans.
Staci: Oh?
Matt: Yes, it seems Staci, that at EUWC Superiority III, Darius Hunter is being given the opportunity to have one of his so-called Superstars challenge for the EUWC World Heavyweight Championship in the Main Event.
Staci: So, Sean Taylor will defend against a Monday Night Brawl guy...?
Matt: Yes, you stupid twit. Keep up with me.... Anyway, while Darius is waiting to announce who he has chosen, I also have good news... I also will get to choose a man to challenge Taylor at Superiority. It seems the Championship Committee would prefer to see which brand is better in a triple threat match.
[Fans in the arena cheer.]
Staci: So who have you chosen to represent Main Frame?
Matt: That's the bad news. You see, it seems as though the Championship Committee and I disagree that Jay Smash should be awarded the rematch simply due to his Disqualification victory at Blood Bath. They feel he should have to earn it.
Staci: So, if not Jay Smash, than who?
Matt: Well, I am glad you asked, you brain dead fart! Next week, right here on Main Frame we will have a ten man over the top rope Royal Rumble and the winner will go on to Superiority III to represent Main Frame in the Triple Threat Main Event for the EUWC World Heavyweight Championship. And I am confident that the winner of that match next week will be none other than "The Disease" Jay Smash! Now Staci, if you don't mind, I have some important things to deal with, and oh... do me a favor and give this to Sean Taylor, but wait until just before he heads to the ring for his match. It's a surprise...
Staci: Sure thing... Thanks.
(Staci leaves as Pickstock smiles a devilish grin.)
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
Live on Pay Per View!
March 26, 2006
Alamodome - SanAntonio, Texas
In-Ring Segment
The Texas Outlaws
[The scene begins with the show going on the air, and the announcers getting ready to announce the card. Before either gets a chance to say a word....]
v/o: "We are TTO, and that is all you need to know"
[The lights dim]
[The sound of cars crashing into other cars is immediately heard as the big screen comes to life with the words "The Texas Outlaws".]
[At that moment, "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC begins to play as the team of Bobby Blood and Terry Norris appear on the entrance ramp. The mere sight of them sends off a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd. However, it doesn't just stop with Terry and Bobby...]
[Stepping along side them are "The Mental Rapist" Sean Jackson and his wife / manager of the TTO, Pamela Duke-Jackson]
Scott: It seems we have company
John: I wonder what they want?
[At that moment, Pamela Duke-Jackson raises a mic up as they all begin to walk towards the ring.]
Pamela: Just hold your horses right there. The TTO isn't quite ready for Main Frame to begin yet.
Scott: Are they attempting to hijack the show?
John: Please, I hope this isn't going to be another tasteless promo. That stunt they pulled the last time was sickening.
[She smiles]
Pamela: But not to worry, you'll get back to the regularly scheduled programming as soon as we're finished.
Scott: Regularly scheduled programming? Who do they think they are anyway?
John: God, is THIS what it's going to be like if they win the tag titles tonight?
[At that moment, the entire TTO enter the ring and they all stand in the middle of the ring.]
Pamela: Now then, it is time to get down to business. Triple T, Ray Santana...
[She pauses, just long enough for the announcers to get a word in]
Scott: Uh oh...
John: Getting right down to business isn't she
Pamela: You can save yourselves the embarassment of a lifetime. All you two have to do is just come down to the ring, and hand over those EUWC World Tag Team Titles.
Scott: Just like that huh?
John: Somehow, I don't think that it's going to happen like that.
Pamela: But if you don't...
[The smile disappears]
Pamela: Then you'll just be two more names, on a VERY long list of names, that has gotten destroyed by the Texas Outlaws. Let me tell you two this much, it isn't a co-incidence that Terry Norris and Bobby Blood have ALREADY gotten a shot at those tag straps...
Scott: No one is questioning the Texas Outlaws. I just don't believe that The Salvation is just going to hand those belts over.
John: The EUWC has confidence in their tag champions. There is no way in hell that The Salvation is going to cheapen the titles like that. The Outlaws had better get ready for a war.
Pamela: They got the shot, because they're the best in the business. In case you weren't paying attention, The Texas Outlaws mowed through the best that the EUWC had, and didn't even break a sweat...
Scott: Give me a break
John: Hmm, I wouldn't mind it is Pamela broke out in a sweat right now.
Pamela: So you've officially been put on notice. If those tag titles aren't in my hands before the Outlaws hit the ring...
[The smile comes back]
Pamela: Then I will personally guarantee that the EUWC will lose the only "salvation" that it has left.
Scott: What did she mean by that?
Pamela: NOW, the show can begin [With that, the TTO exits the ring, and begins to make their way towards the back.]
John: Damn she looks good
The Billionaire Brats vs The Glamour Boys
(The arena lights dim as Everlast's song "Money (Dollar Bill)". The arena lights focuses on the entrance ramp as the Billionaire Brats emerge from the back. They wear matching green running suits with yellow accents as they slap hands on the way to the ring.}
Kandi Reed: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Greenich Connecticut, and Los Angeles California respectively, weighing in at a combined weight of 480lbs, Fred Kurner and Will Sates, ... The Billionaire Brats!
"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous" blares over the arena speakers as a full length stretch limo pulls into the house. The driver gets out, makes the long walk to the back and opens the passenger door as Regal jumps out like a kid that's been cooped up in the car too long, and Silvers steps out and draws himself up to his full height, adorned in a silver robe that doesn't quite seem to fit, a feather boa, and dark shades. They get some loud boos but a few whistles of approval from the ladies. Appearing indifferent to both, they stare at the ring and begin a long but seemingly disinterested walk to the squared circle. Silvers & Regal slide under the bottom rope with a spry quickness and raise themselves to a panther like position before drawing up to their full height. They against the ropes and cast a disdainful look at the crowd.
Kandi Reed: And their opponents, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at a combined weight of 455 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Miss Cynthia Silvers, here are "Hollywood Action Hero" Johnny Regal and "Beautiful" Barry Silvers.... They are the GLAMOUR BOYS!!!
The bell rings as Johnny Regal and Will Sates start off and hook up in the middle of the ring. Sates puts Regal in a headlock but Regal takes him to the ropes and whips him across. Regal charges at him with a clothesline but Sates grabs his arm and hits an arm-breaker! Sates holds on the arm and gets in a reverse armbar but Regal elbows out of it and punches him in the face and goes for an Irish whip but Sates reverses it, however Regal comes back with a hurricarana! Sates gets back up and Regal whips him across the ropes again and hits Sates with a spinning crescent kick! Regal goes for a cover but only gets a 2-count.
Scott: OOOH! Close near fall here early on!
Regal whips Sates into his team’s corner and tags in Barry Silvers. Regal and Silvers both whip Sates across the ropes and both men deliver a double arm toss! Regal exits the ring as Silvers stomps on Sates and picks him up to deliver a vertical suplex! Silvers whips Sates across the ropes and grabs him to deliver a back breaker! Silvers brings Sates to his corner and tags in Regal and both the Glamour Boys start stomping away on Sates till the referee gets Silvers out of the ring. Regal hits a Russian Leg Sweep on Sates and goes for a cover but only gets a near fall. Regal picks up Sates but Sates punches Regal in the gut a few times and goes for an Irish Whip but Regal reverses only to have Sates hit him with a reverse neck breaker! Sates grabs Regal’s leg and hits an elbow drop to the mid-section and drags him by the leg to his corner and tags in Fred Kurner. Kurner and Sates each grab Regal’s leg and deliver a wishbone split!
John: Dear LORD! Make a FREAKIN WISH!
Kurner picks up Regal and delivers a spinning back drop, after which he started to pound on Regal’s head several times before the referee got Kurner off him. Kurner hit Regal’s face with a knee smash! Regal was covering his face in pain as Kurner went for a Figure Four but Regal panic kicked himself away and tried to get to his partner but Kurner just dives at him with an elbow drop to the neck! Kurner picked up Regal and whipped him into the corner and charged at him with a shoulder block! Kurner set up Regal for a powerbomb but Regal escaped out of it and went for a kick. Kurner grabbed Regal’s leg but Regal used the other for an enziguri! Regal bounces off the ropes and goes for a forearm but Kurner kicked him in the gut and nailed a rolling DDT!
Scott: This could be it! Kurner could have him here!!
Kurner whips Regal into his corner and tags in Sates. Both men stomp away at Regal till the referee gets Kurner out. Regal tries to fight out Sates but Sates pokes him in the eye and whips him across the ropes to hit him with a front dropkick! Sates gets in a figure four leg-lock as Johnny Regal is writhing in pain. Regal tries desperately to get to the bottom rope. When Regal grabs the bottom rope, Sates lets him go and drags him into the center of the ring and locks in the figure four again! Regal has nowhere to go as he is now ready to tap but then he tries to flip over himself a couple of times. After about five tries, Regal finally flips over his body and Sates, reversing the figure four into the Indian Deathlock! The pressure is now on Sates as he tries to escape the hold and gets out after a few moments. Regal slowly crawls to his corner as Sates rolls back to his and tags in Kurner who come in and grabs Regal by the hair. From his corner Barry Silvers tries to get in but the referee holds him back. As the referee is distracted with Silvers, Regal hits Kurner with a desperate low blow!
John: Right square in the Clankers!
Regal leaps right at his corner and tags in Silvers! Silvers gets into the ring and takes down Kurner with a clothesline! Sates enters the ring but Silvers takes him down with a shoulder block! Silvers whips Kurner across the ropes and hits him with a running DDT! Silvers clotheslines Sates out of the ring as he delivers a vertical suplex to Kurner! Sates gets up and heads for the ring but Regal cuts him off with a baseball slide! While Regal goes out to handle Sates, Kurner goes for a few right hands and goes for an Irish whip but Silvers reverses it into a German suplex! Silvers has the pin and the referee counts 1…2…Kurner kicks out!
Scott: That was SOOO Close!
John: I thought the Glamour Boys had it there!
Kurner gets up and dropkicks to Silvers knee and whips him into a corner and Silvers falls down to the mat. Kurner climbs on the second rope and taunts the crowd, providing enough time for Silvers to recover and quickly climb up top to hit a superplex! Both men are down as the referee begins to count them out. As both men are attempting to get back on their feet, outside, Sates whips Regal into the steel steps and gets a steel chair. Sates enters the ring and goes to hit Silvers but the referee stops him and relieves him of the chair and tells him to get out of the ring. Kurner quickly kicks Silvers in the gut and goes for a Billion Dollar Drop but Silvers shoves him away and knocks him into the referee who goes down. Kurner turns around and Silvers gets him and goes for the Silverfish, but Sates gets in and hits Silvers with a steel chair to the back! Johnny Regal gets into the ring but is also met with a chairshot to the head! Sates gets Regal out of the ring and throws the chair down as Kurner hits the Florida Roadkill on Silvers on the chair! Kurner gets rid of the chair as Sates sends the referee for the pin and the ref counts 1…2…THREE!!!
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, Will Sates & Fred Kuirner.... THE BILLIONAIRE BRATS!
Scott: What a victory for the Billionaire Brats!
John: They are climbing the tag team mountain here in the EUWC and they aren't even getting started yet!
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
Live on Pay Per View!
March 26, 2006
Alamodome - SanAntonio, Texas
Sunday Nero Live!
Special Guest: "The Dragon" Nick Frost
(Cameras circulate around the arena as the ring is filled with a very modern and hip set, including two inflatable couches, a groovy center table and also, a speakers podium with Nero's logo in front. As the fans wait in anticipation, "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor plays over the speaker as the fans rise up to a huge cheer. Colorful lights flash all around the arena and a colorful spotlight hits down to the center of the stage as Nero, dressed in a flashy blue/pink color mix jacket with buttons closed and pants of the same colors and wearing green-shaded transparent glasses, arrives on the stage to a huge ovation. Nero comes out and gets the crowd going with different arm gestures and blows kisses to the audience. As he comes down to the ring, he stands outside and raises his arms in the air. Then, a pyro goes of in one corner of the ring and then sequentially the other pyros go off in a clockwise direction. This happens for three times in total and then all four pyros go off with a big bang! Nero enters the ring and climbs on the farthest turnbuckle and blows a kiss to the audience. Then he opens his jacket button revealing his newly won EUWC United States Championship. He comes back down and steps to the podium and waits for cue.)
Kandi Reed: Ladies and Gentlemen, Sunday Nero live is proud to present the State of Nero address, and our speaker tonight, the new EUWC United States Champion, The GREAT AND ALMIGHTY NERO!!!
Nero: *ahem* Thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen, for being in attendance tonight as Sunday Nero LIVE presents it's very special State of Nero address. It is great to be back on Mainframe; great to be NERO! But more importantly, great to be NERO!!! *ahem* Now I don't wanna brag, but what did I say? Did I not say it? Did I NOT say it? That I was gonna win that sh*t. And know what? I DID! VICTORY FOR NERO! I ROCKED BLOOD BATH! I ROCKED IT! And after Blood Bath, I am glad to say that Classy Mike C and the Angel of LOSING AT ANOTHER PPV will never again bug the GREAT AND ALMIGHT NERO AGAIN! And if they do, well they won't after they got the most embarrassing loss in their careers, courtesy of your NEW United States Champion, NERO!!! And now all of you have a champion that will take Mainframe to all new heights. And especially this title is around the waist of the only person that can add dignity and class to it like no body else. And no, class has nothing to do with Classy Mike C! But just to ensure that this title remains the #1 Championship on Mainframe, I have taken it upon myself to make sure that nobody will ever defame this championship. And so, for my major bombshell announcement, tonight every one of you are gonna bear witness to the debut of the official, the original, and the most coolest title of all times, yo Kandi, get in here. (Kandi Reed comes into the ring with a briefcase.) Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the new N-STYLE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(Nero opens the briefcase and brings out a funky looking championship belt reminiscent of the US title with an aqua-blue strap and the title itself has Nero's face on it in with the US colors on it. Nero puts the original US title in the briefcase and Kandi takes it away. Nero then poses with the new belt and confetti and balloons start falling from above.)
Nero: Now, as your first ever, and obviously, ONLY N-Style Champion for a long, long time, I now declare that since there is nobody, NOBODY on the whole show is as cool and entertaining and talented as The Great and Almighty Nero, there is not a chance in hell that this title is gonna go to some moron with all the entertainment value of a tap-dancer. GOD they suck! I was watching them on TV the other day and damn! So the only person that can actually think about winning the US title has to be just as cool, just as entertaining, just as talented, and just as sexy as The Great and Almighty Nero, Your TRUE N-Style Champion! Cause there is nobody that can top this total package! Nobody is that cool…
(Just then Nick Frost comes out, enters the ring and sits on the larger couch with his feet on the center table. Nero looks ticked off.)
Frost: Konitchiwa, Neo. Or should I call you Mr. Anderson?
Nero: Oh yeah, I forgot about you. Frost isn't it? Look when I said ‘cool’ I meant…uh never mind. Please do sit down. And get your feet off that!
Frost: (wiping his feet off on the table, gets up, removes his sunglasses, and gets in Nero's face) Or you'll do what?
Nero: Hey, this is my show! Unless you want me to make you look like a bigger loser than you already are, bring it on!
Frost: You know, I could kick your @$$ right now. But hey, I love making media appearances and since, as sad as it is, you're the only one with a show around here, I guess this will have to do. (Sits back on the couch.) Besides, I figured you could use the ratings boost.
(Nero looks for something and finds flash cards in his pocket, then sits on the other couch.)
Nero: Now management gave me a couple of questions to ask you, but most of them look dry so I'll Nero-fy them along the way. Firstly, at Blood Bath, when you were on a roll and staying in it for a long time, how did it feel when you got what was coming to you when you were eliminated courtesy of the NERO KICK!
Frost: First of all, Daymon should be out here at this very moment putting his lips to your @$$ because you're the only reason he lasted another second. He might have made the fall, but he'll always know that he pinned The Dragon with the help of a loon who was pissed because he got beat for the 1-2-3.
Nero: Which brings me to question 2. WHAT were you thinking? Why on earth did you do that? I had Daymon right where I wanted him and then YOU dare come in and roll me up when I wasn't looking.
Frost: Consider yourself lucky I didn't break you to pieces before I pinned ya. Besides, you looked flushed as it was, there was no way you were gonna win that match anyways. And like I said, you just had a little temper tantrum and took the loser's way out. You couldn't stand me winning. Hell I don't know why you didn't kick everybody for that reason. You're nothing but a sore loser. And pathetic. Can't forget pathetic.
Nero: Hey, at least I didn't come out empty handed from Blood Bath. In case you haven't noticed, I am nowhere near to be a loser, whereas you LOST thanks to me. I am the new and original N-Style Champion…
Frost: Yeah I saw that fancy little belt you brought on. You know, you're nothing but a typical preppy jackass! You with your pretty little belt and your shiny shoes and duds that look like you came out of an airbrush artist show. This garbage went out when you were still in the womb. And now you think you're good enough to have a title that's about you!? Seriously, that little belt is nothing but proof that you can't get to the top guns, which is why you're running around yammering about you, you and your so-called championship. You're not worthy to have a title dedicated to yourself. Now the Dragon Championship. Now THAT has a nice ring to it. So if I were you, I'd learn to shut up and respect "The Dragon" Nick Frost. And kiss my feet. I like it when peasants kiss my feet.
Nero: Oh yeah? Well if you were me then I'd be you, and that would be the only way that Nick Frost would be cool! OOOH SNAP! OOOH SNAP!!!
Frost: So if I were you then you'd be me so I would therefore continue to be you, I'd also commit suicide, knowing I had sunk to such a low level. But hey, that's just me. Now I know you like your long-winded monologues here, Little Nemo, so lemme make this short and sweet so you can go blow some more…hot air. You can continue to sit out here on your couch with your inflatable sheep and hold your little "You Title", because it don't mean a d@mn to me. I'll make ya a deal: you hand over the original United States title and I'll allow you to not only hold this belt of yours as a vanity plate but to also escape the extreme amounts of pain that I could, and should, royally dish out.
Nero: (snoring) Oh, I'm sorry. Are you finished?
Frost: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done sitting here, listening to you talk about how great you are when these people really wanna know how great *I* am. The only thing that sucks about being the admitted ego-centric center of the universe is having to hear another pale comparison act like it. That's you to a tee, mack.
Nero: Well THAT was a waste! Thanks a lot Frosty, you bored the snot out of me! Now take a hike! I want these fans to revel in the greatness of The GREAT AND ALMIGHTY NERO!
Frost: Or….
(Frost gets up, followed by Nero.)
Frost: I could do all these people a huge favor….
Nero: The only favor you can do now is just leave; so JUST LEAVE!!!
Frost: THAT’S IT!
(Frost clobbers Nero’s head with his microphone and starts pummeling on him. Then, Frost picks throws the podium right on Nero’s body and Nero is in agonizing pain. Frost grabs the N-Style Title belt and looks at it for a moment. He has a smile on his face as he drops the title on a fallen Nero and heads to the back.)
Non Title Match
EUWC European Champion John Doe vs Sevyn
Scott: Welcome back everyone, tonight’s episode of Mainframe has been brought to you by "RENT - The Motion Picture" now available on DVD. "No Day But Today!"
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Scott: And up next is a huge non-title encounter as the European Champion John Doe takes on Sevyn!
John: Sevyn has been a thorn in Doe's side for a while now, and tonight Doe looks for retribution.
"Seven Deadly Sins" by Acheron begins playing. Blue and green pyro shoots from the floor of the entranceway. Sevyn comes out from the back through the pyro and heads to the ring.
Kandi Reed: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vagas, Nevada. Weighing in at 307 pounds he is Sevyn!!
["Hypocritical" by Methods of Mayhem blares and John Doe walks slowly to the ring. ]
Kandi Reed: Introducing his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 210 pounds. He is the EUWC European Champion. John Doe!!
Sevyn waits for Doe to climb into the ring and both men begin hitting each other with right hands. Doe ducks under an attepted right and bounces off the ropes catching Sevyn with a flying formarm. Sevyn gets onto his feet quickly but it taken down with a running shoulder charge. Sevyn looks around as Doe bounces off the rope again but this time Sevyn catches him with a big boot. Sevyn picks up Doe and whips him into the corner before following it up with a hard clothesline. Doe falls into the corner as Sevyn puts a boot into his throat.
John: Looks like Sevyn has taken control of this one
Scott: He’s smart. He is slowing down Doe to his advantage.
Sevyn begins some hard kicks to the midsection of Doe. The referee is there quickly to pull Sevyn away. Sevyn brushes off the ref and picks up Doe and whips him only to keep hold and pull him back in for a huge clothesline. Sevyn goes for a elbow drop but Doe quickly rolls out of the way. Doe goes behind Sevyn and hits a clubbing blow to the back. Doe jumps and catches Sevyn with a Missile Dropkick to the back of the head. Sevyn rolls to the outside hoping to catch his breath when……
John: Incoming!!
Scott: That’s nasty!!
Doe lands on Sevyn after the huge crossbody from the ring. Doe uses the barrier to help himself up and jumps onto it. Sevyn chops one of his legs causing him to fall on the family jewels. Doe shouts in pain as Sevyn picks up and hits a huge backdrop onto the floor below. Sevyn picks up Doe and drives him back first into the ring before rolling him in. He rolls in a hooks the leg…1…2…and Doe kicks out. Sevyn looks at the referee in amazement before stomping Doe on the nose.
John: He could have broken his dam nose
Scott: Sevyn will do anything to get a shot at the European title.
Sevyn laughs as he picks Doe up but receives a right hand for his troubles. Doe begins hitting Sevyn with numerous right hands before whipping him into the turnbuckle. Doe lifts Sevyn onto the top rope before hitting a huge hurricanerana. Sevyn lands on the middle of the ring as Doe hooks the leg. 1!…2!…and no! Sevyn raises his shoulder as the referee lays down the 3rd count. Doe jumps up like he has won the match. Sevyn gets up behing him as the referee tells Doe he hasn’t won. Doe complains to the ref and turns around into a huge boot from Sevyn. Sevyn picks up Doe on his shoulders but Doe breaks free and rolls up Sevyn holding the tights..1…2…3!!!
Kandi Reed: The winner of the match as the result of a pinfall…The EUWC European champion John Doe!!!
The referee signals for the bell and raises Does hand in victory. A pissed off Sevyn then begins to square off with Doe. They both begin trash talking as The Diabolic forces hit the ring and ambush Doe. Mammon and Malloch begin stomping on Doe and Sevyn grabs the European title belt off the timekeeper and rolls back into the ring. He shouts to the Diabolic forces to hold up Doe. They do this as Sevyn begins getting in the face of Doe. Doe returns the favour by spitting in Sevyns face. Sevyn then nails Doe in between the eyes with the European title. Doe is laid out flat on his back with blood trickling down his face. Sevyn holds up the title to a chorus of boos and places it on the fallen body of John Doe as they head back up the ramp.
John: That’s one way to show what you want
Scott: Doe cheats to win and gets what he deserves. Sevyn should have his title shot and he showed what he will do to get it.
John: We will be right back folks don’t go away!!!
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
TOMORROW NIGHT!
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE EUWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
(c) Sean Taylor vs Texas Lightning
EUWC World Tag Team Championship Match
Champions - The Salvation vs The Texas Outlaws - Challengers
[The lights dim down and the all too familiar voice over begins]
"We are TTO, and that is all you need to know"
[The sound of cars crashing into other cars is immediately heard as the big screen comes to life with the words "The Texas Outlaws".]
[At that moment, "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC begins to play as the team of Bobby Blood and Terry Norris appear on the entrance ramp. The mere sight of them sends off a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd.]
Kandi Reed: The following tag team match is set for one fall, and is for the EUWC World Tag Team Championship! Coming to the ring....
Scott: Well, here we go
John: Will the TTO be adding another set of tag belts to their impressive resume, or will The Salvation retain?
[They begin to make their way to the ring with Manager Pamela Duke-Jackson walking along side them. She is wearing a one piece black body suit that sends the boys in the arena into a frenzy.]
John: You know, she talked to me last week
Scott: Sure she did...
Kandi Reed: From Dallas, Texas
[The Outlaws slow down in order to poke fun at those close to the security railing. They then smile at each other as they make their way back towards the ring.]
John: I bet I can get her to sit with us
Scott: I bet Sean will kick your ass.
Kandi Reed: The Texas Outlaws
[Both Blood and Norris enter the ring and then hold the ropes for Pamela as she too enters the ring. After a few minutes of parading around in the ring, Pamela then steps out through the ropes and down to the floor at the Outlaws corner. Bobby Blood takes a few moments to look Kandi Reed up and down and then smiles.]
Scott: There goes Bobby Blood again
John: I bet Kandi slaps him. If anyone has a shot at her, it's me.
Scott: You have NO shot at her.
[The camera shows Bobby Blood trying to talk to Kandi as she is preparing to introduce the World Tag Team Champions.]
["Hello Time Bomb" by the Matthew Good Band blares over the loudspeaker. The fans rise to their feet as all attention is diverted to the entranceway. Fireworks engulf the set as TTT and Ray Santana walk through the fireworks and stand tall at the top of the stage. The two men pose and high five each other. They walk to the ring with business on their minds. Ray climbs into the ring as TTT hops onto the apron. TTT jumps over the top rope and ascends the corner turnbuckle and points to Ray Santana who stands in the center of the ring. At this exact moment, Santana raises both of his fists into the air, and fireworks go off behind him as well as from the top of the arena. The lights come back up as the music fades and TTT & Ray Santana do some last minute strategizing in their corner.]
Kandi Reed: And their opponents from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada respectively, weighing in at a combined weight of 525lbs, Ray Santana and "Thunder" Trevor Thomas.... they are the EUWC World Tag Team Champions .... The Salvation!
Ray Santana started it off against Bobby Blood and the two locked up in the middle of the ring. Blood gave Ray some shots to the mid section and then he chopped him across the chest. Blood gave Santana some forearms to the back and them some shots to the mid section in the corner. Blood chopped Santana and then he gave him a number of shots to the mid section. Blood whipped Ray Santana off the ropes and Santana went under Blood and went for a back slide but Blood got out of it. Ray Santana got Blood in a German suplex and he held onto it and went for another but Blood gave Santana a reverse elbow. Santana gave Blood an over the head belly to belly suplex and then he made the tag to TTT. TTT got in the ring with some kicks on Blood and then Blood whipped TTT into the corner and TTT hit Blood with a reverse elbow.
John: These two teams are beating the hell out of each other.
Scott: But the Champs are in control here early.
Blood knocked TTT down and then he tagged in Norris. TTT gave Norris a hip toss and then he chopped Norris across the chest. Norris nailed TTT with a jumping clothesline and then he pinned TTT for a two count. TTT kicked Norris in the chest and then he hit him with a back brain kick to knock him down. TTT made the tag to Santana and Santana got in the ring and hooked Norris in a snap suplex. Norris got up and gave Santana some right hands and he whipped him off the ropes and Blood gave Santana a cheap shot. Santana knocked Blood down and then he got a figure four leglock on Norris. Norris got out of it with help from Blood and then Blood gave Santana a body slam and then he held onto his legs as Norris came off the top rope with a diving headbutt. Blood gave Ray Santana an elbow drop and then Norris got a table from under the ring and set it up at ringside as Blood had a reverse chin lock on Ray Santana. Santana gave Blood some shots to the mid section and then Blood hit Ray Santana with a powerbomb. Blood got Ray Santana in a modified version of the camel clutch as Triple T pulled out a table on the other side of the ring.
John: What in the hell is he doing that for?!
Scott: Only time will tell!
Blood went over and talked trash with Triple T and then Santana rolled up Blood from behind in a pin for a two count. Blood gave Santana some right hands on the mat and then he slammed Santana into the corner and made the tag to Norris. Norris got in the ring with some right hands on Ray Santana and kicks in the corner. Norris got Santana down and he went for a leg drop from the top rope and Santana was able to move out of the way. Santana got a German suplex on Terry Norris and then he crawled over and made the tag to Triple T as Norris tagged in Blood. TTT and Blood battled and TTT hit Blood with a flying forearm and then a clothesline and another. TTT knocked Norris down from the apron with a drop kick and then TTT whipped Blood into the corner and gave him a bulldog down to the mat. TTT hit a moonsault on Blood and then he got the Thunderlock on Terry Norris! Blood got up and TTT ducked a clothesline and he gave Blood a back suplex and then he made the tag to Santana. Santana came off the top rope with a diving fistdrop on Blood and then he pinned him for a two count. Santana and Norris brawled as TTT and Blood went at it.
Scott: This is breaking down to a pier six brawl!!
John: As long as the ref let's them go and doesn't throw them out! This is great!
Scott: The Outlaws have to be careful because the titles are on the line!
Blood gave TTT a back body drop to the outside of the ring and then the Outlaws gave Santana the Outlaw Drop and Blood pinned him for a two count as TTT broke up the pin. TTT and Blood exchanged right hands at ringside and Norris took the monitor out of the announcer's table and then he got TTT on the announcer's table. Norris went to power bomb Triple T through the table at ringside, but Triple T gave him a back body drop and Norris went through the other table! Blood went back to work on TTT with some right hands and he dropped him onto the security wall. The referee went down on the outside of the ring and then Bobby Blood got the ring bell and brought it into the ring with him. Blood went to hit Santana with it, but Santana kicked Blood in the gut and connected with the Santana Slam. Santana covered Blood but there was no ref to count. Instead, Pamela Duke-Jackson entered the ring, carrying the Tag Team Title Belt. Santana noticed her and got up. He walked towards her as she backed away. The crowd leapt to their feet as "The Mental Rapist" Sean Jackson entered the ring behind Santana. Jackson lifted Santana up into a Torture Rack and slammed him down with the Hook Em Horns Driver. Jackson slid out of the ring as Bobby Blood covered Santana. Pamela shoved the ref into the ring and he counted 1... 2.... THREE!
Kandi Reed: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and the NEW EUWC World Tag Team Champions, The TEXAS OUTLAWS!!!
John: The Outlaws have done it!
Scott: Once again, thanks to an enormous assist from Sean Jackson!
Pamela Duke-Jackson grabs the tag belts from the time keeper and enters the ring where Sean Jackson is pulling Bobby Blood to his feet. Terry Norris dives in the ring as Pamela taunts the Salvation with the tag belts.
Backstage Segment
Angel of Death
(Angel of Death is pacing backstage before the match.)
AOD: Tonight, we see the first Main Event match of Adam Benjamin's EUWC career, sandwiched into the tangled web that exists between Taylor, Smash and myself. Taylor, tonight my sights are on you. Benjamin, you're not even a factor for me tonight. Smash, you'd best stay out of my way. Keep all of that in your heads, and everything will be just fine.
(The camera pulls back, and we cut to ...)
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Main Event
Tag Team Match
Sean Taylor & Adam Anderson vs Jay Smash & Angel of Death
(Several moments pass before the lights shining on the crowd dim down, and the entire arena grows dark. Fog begins to flow onto the stage, only a thin line of fog, with the stage hiding a couple inches underneath. The spotlights above shine a dark blue on the stage, down the ramp, and into the ring while water begins to sprinkle down from the top of the arena and onto the stage. The great amount of blue lights up above begin to flicker like strobe lights as "Now is the Time" by Dope breaks the silence in the PA system, sending the fans to their feet. The fans begin to cheer with a sound so barbaric though out the arena, it can only be heard to it’s highest pitch off camera and inside the arena live itself.
Jay Smash pushes the curtain out and steps onto the stage with a massive amount of energy. His hair hangs down in front of his face and over his red bandana wrapped around his forehead to the back of his head while the rain from above pours down. His head rocks side to side to the beat of the music, then he swings his hair back and quickly makes his way down the ramp.)
Kandi Reed: The following tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Regime, from Long Island, New York- Weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds, He is the God of No Hope, "The Disease" Jay Smash!!!
The opening guitar riffs of "Angel of Death (instrumental)" by Slayer blast through the arena as Angel of Death pushes the curtains away and runs down the ramp!
Kandi Reed: And his partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at One hundred and ninety pounds, ANGEL OF DEATH!!!
"Lose Yourself by Eminem Blasts As "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin walks through the entrance way. Adam walks slowly towards the ring. As the song continues he flips into the ring and lands on his feet in the middle of the ring.
Kandi Reed: And their opponents, first the 2005 EUWC Blood Bath Winner, "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin!!
(The camer cuts backstage to Staci Seymore standing with Sean Taylor on the other side of the curtain.)
Staci: Sean, I was told to give this to you before your match. It's from Pickstock.
(Staci hands him a piece of paper. He unfolds it and looks at it. Sean looks up with an angry look on his face and drops the paper. Sean leaves and the camera pans down to show the piece of paper. Two letters: DQ.)
Scott: Pickstock seems to be playing mind games with Taylor. Taylor can't stand that he lost by DQ at Blood Bath.
John: Good ol' fashioned getting under your opponent's skin. I love it!
(The crowd grows a hundred decibels louder as "Live By The Rules" by Sean Taylor blares and a waterfall of gold fire rains down over the entrance way. Sean Taylor walks into the arena proudly wearing the EUWC World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.)
Kandi Reed: And his tag team partner, From St. Paul, Minnesota... weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty-five pounds.... He is the EUWC World Heavyweight Champion, SEAN TAYLOR!!!
Sean charges towards a laughing Smash but the ref stops him and tells him to back up to his corner. Benjamin leaves the ring and Taylor points to Smash. But Smash steps to the outside while AOD stands ready. The ref calls for the bell and Taylor and AOD lock up. Taylor walks AOD into a neutral corner and makes a clean break. They lock up again and AOD walks Taylor into the other neutral corner. AOD makes the clean break but Benjamin walks over and takes a swing at AOD. Taylor snaps at Benjamin and points him back to their corner. AOD grabs Taylor and whips him across the ring. AOD follows up with a clothesline and a bulldog. AOD locks Taylor into a STF. The ref checks Taylor but Taylor refuses. Taylor tries to get up but AOD raises a knee and drops it into Taylor's back. AOD reapplies the STF and again Taylor shakes off the ref.
Scott: The champ is being dominated here. Perhaps Pickstock's note is playing more on Taylor's mind than we thought.
John: Perhaps AOD is trying to prove something here.
Taylor struggles but makes it to his feet. AOD slaps on a sleeperhold. Taylor's caught and AOD hops onto Taylor's back and cinches it in. Taylor walks slowly towards his corner and Benjamin's outstrecthed hand. Taylor tags Benjamin and AOD immediately breaks the sleeprhold. Taylor turns in question as AOD smirks and walks slowly back to his corner. AOD taps Smash on the shoulder. The three men stare oddly at AOD as he steps to the apron and leans on the top rope. Smash and Benjamin enter the ring.
Scott: What the hell? AOD tagged himself out of the match. He wasn't beaten down or fatigued at all.
John: Looks to me that he doesn't want to face Benjamin. He did say that Benjamin was beneath him.
Smash backs into the ring looking at AOD quizzically and Benjamin jumps him from behind. Benjamin punches Smash into the corner and starts kicking him down. Benjamin puts a foot to Smash's throat as the ref counts. Taylor walks over and shoves Benjamin off of AOD. "What? Are you trying to get us diqualified?" Sean yells. Benjamin picks up Smash and whips him into the ropes and drops his head. Smash comes off the ropes and hits a swinging DDT on Benjamin. Smash rolls Benjamin over and covers him. The ref counts 1 . . . 2 . . . kickout. Smash gets up and pulls up Benjamin and bodyslams him back to the mat. Smash goes to the outside, to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow. Benjamin rolls out of the way and crawls to tag Taylor. Smash gets up and goes after Benjamin. Smash stops Benjamin before he can make the tag and puts him into a crossbar submission. Benjamin refuses to tap and Smash pulls him into the middle of the ring. Smash again goes to the top rope. He shakes as he steadies himself allowing Benjamin to come up and split his legs. Smash splits the turnbuckles as falls to mat. Benjamin drags him to his corner and tags in Taylor. Taylor stands Smash up and twists his arm. Taylor goes for the short clothesline but Smash ducks and hits a reverse neckbreaker. Smash bounces off the ropes and kicks Taylor with a baseball slide. Smash goes for a second baseball slide but AOD slaps Smash's back when Smash hit the ropes.
Scott: Now AOD is tagging himself in?
John: Well Benjamin's not in there anymore.
Scott: That man is nuts.
AOD goes after Taylor but Taylor catches AOD with a Russian Drop Toe Hold. Taylor tags in Benjamin and AOD quickly rolls out of the ring. AOD walks around the ring, slides under the ropes near his corner, tags in Smash again, and leaves the ring. Smash enters again confused with AOD. Benjamin comes up from behind and hits him with a double axehandle. Benjamin slings Smash into the ropes and hits a hard clothesline across Smash's neck. Benjamin lines up and drops a heavy knee into Smash's forehead. Benjamin picks up Smash and props him up in his corner. Benjamin tags in Taylor and Taylor whips Smash into the ropes. Taylor hits a knee lift. Smashes rolls over and reaches for a tag. AOD suddenly drops from the apron and starts to leave. The ref follows AOD out and then Matt Pickstock starts to walk down the ramp. AOD and the ref stop halfway with the ref's back to ring.
Scott: What the hell is going on? This is utter chaos!
Pickstock gets to the ring as Sean Taylor is about to hit Smash with the Blood Rush. Pickstock grabs Taylor's ankle and Taylor turns around and points at Pickstock. Smash grabs Taylor from behind and holds him. Pickstock reaches over the barracade and steals a folding chair from a ringside fan. Pickstock slides into the ring and swings at Taylor. Taylor ducks and Pickstock nails Smash in the face. Smash slumps to the mat. AOD finally walks off and the ref starts to turn back to the match. Pickstock quickly tosses the chair to Taylor and ducks out of the ring. Taylor catches the chair and the ref finally turns around. The ref rushes back to the ring and sees Taylor holding a chair and Smash laying and bleeding on the mat. The ref calls for the bell.
Kandi: Ladies and gentlemen, your winnners as a result of a disqualification . . . Jay Smash and Angel of Death!
Sean throws the chair down and starts to argue with the ref. Benjamin drops down from the apron and walks to the back shaking his head. Pickstock pulls Smash out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp.
Scott: Sean Taylor has been disqualified! Again!
John: I knew he was a cheater at heart. This time he got caught.
Scott: John, you saw it. He didn't hit Smash with the chair!
John: Ha ha. Chalk another one up in the DQ column for ol' Rulebook-boy.
Taylor stands furious in the middle of the ring as Pickstock and Smash stand at the entrance. They give Taylor the "tsk tsk" sign then Pickstock points up to the big screen. Taylor's eyes go wide with anger as the screen goes black then shows two giant letters in bright white. "DQ" as Main Frame goes off the air...
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